hahaMacbeth wrote:
Not trying to rain on your period or anything. Just listen to Tucker.
What's so funny? Those were wise words.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
hahaMacbeth wrote:
Not trying to rain on your period or anything. Just listen to Tucker.
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Autocorrect loltuckergustav wrote:
What's so funny? Those were wise words.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
hahaMacbeth wrote:
Not trying to rain on your period or anything. Just listen to Tucker.
Tucker still doesn't get it.
So random. Until just now, I saw parade...not period. /derpMacbeth wrote:
Autocorrect loltuckergustav wrote:
What's so funny? Those were wise words.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
haha
Tucker still doesn't get it.
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That's pretty much how I feel about it, but not how I'll go about it xDwest-phoenix-az wrote:
Id say to her biiiitch be ready. on my way.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Well...something happened. Problem is you guys wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'm loving life right now
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
We've believed the highly improbably yarn you've spun already, so just tell us...-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well...something happened. Problem is you guys wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'm loving life right now
my ni99a got his brown wings, booyah
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
tell us shift. as much help as we've given you in the past week you owe us that
Past week? Try years
whatev
obviously he used my line and it worked multiple times
spill the shit shifty
He took the chocolate highway.
hahaha my first thought was nigga got his dick suckedm3thod wrote:
my ni99a got his brown wings, booyah
nah, she's already done that.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
hahaha my first thought was nigga got his dick suckedm3thod wrote:
my ni99a got his brown wings, booyah
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! shifty!
good for you man
good for you man
She tossed his salad
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Got another FWB
Haven't spoken to the last one though. WTF is this? It's like all of a sudden I realize girls want sex as much as I do. It's this girl I went out with years ago.
Where's the "Girl problem" you say? Well she isn't hot like the girl I had sex with. I'd much rather be with her than this one. Haven't done anything yet with this one. She says she has a IUD or some shit like that so we don't need condoms. Not sure how I feel about that.
Haven't spoken to the last one though. WTF is this? It's like all of a sudden I realize girls want sex as much as I do. It's this girl I went out with years ago.
Where's the "Girl problem" you say? Well she isn't hot like the girl I had sex with. I'd much rather be with her than this one. Haven't done anything yet with this one. She says she has a IUD or some shit like that so we don't need condoms. Not sure how I feel about that.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
condoms aren't just to stop pregnancies buddy. That's how you feel about that. Still hold out for the hottie, but hedge your bet with the fattie-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got another FWB
Haven't spoken to the last one though. WTF is this? It's like all of a sudden I realize girls want sex as much as I do. It's this girl I went out with years ago.
Where's the "Girl problem" you say? Well she isn't hot like the girl I had sex with. I'd much rather be with her than this one. Haven't done anything yet with this one. She says she has a IUD or some shit like that so we don't need condoms. Not sure how I feel about that.
Fuck the IUD, the condoms protects against STD's-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got another FWB
Haven't spoken to the last one though. WTF is this? It's like all of a sudden I realize girls want sex as much as I do. It's this girl I went out with years ago.
Where's the "Girl problem" you say? Well she isn't hot like the girl I had sex with. I'd much rather be with her than this one. Haven't done anything yet with this one. She says she has a IUD or some shit like that so we don't need condoms. Not sure how I feel about that.
YOU have to pad up.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Girls that don't want to use condoms are few and far between at your stage of the game. It might be some time until you find another one that will let you not use them. Take advantage of it now while you have the chance.
^ listening to this fool will get you an STD that lasts the rest of your life (and furthermore, you'll have to tell every girl you have sex with before you do and they will all change their mind about having sex with you)
girls that have IUD's at your age are sluts. fine to have sex with them but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD wrap up your ding dong
girls that have IUD's at your age are sluts. fine to have sex with them but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD wrap up your ding dong
classy girls take the pill