_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6919|Riva, MD
$5 of Shell gas to cover going to Grandma's house in Annapolis and back but she paid me $20 just to swap out a wireless mouse and remind her how to burn an audio CD
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6857

$5 of gas? Does your grandma live down the street or something?
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6167|London, England

annapolis is in md so id assume they live pretty close
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6874|UK
bowie to annapolis noob

Last edited by m3thod (2012-08-29 14:32:22)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6870

_j5689_ wrote:

$5 of Shell gas to cover going to Grandma's house in Annapolis and back but she paid me $20 just to swap out a wireless mouse and remind her how to burn an audio CD
Cookies and milk should have been payment enough.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6874|UK
he'll prob charge his kids for the privilege of coming out of his nuts.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6919

m3thod wrote:

he'll prob charge his kids for the privilege of coming out of his nuts.
or charge the girl to have the privilege to get impregnated by his awesome genes.
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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6526|Graz, Austria

Cybargs wrote:

m3thod wrote:

he'll prob charge his kids for the privilege of coming out of his nuts.
or charge the girl to have the privilege to get impregnated by his awesome genes.
Genes that provide at least 5 awesome feats:
  • Refueling a motor vehicle
  • Driving a motor vehicle for ~20 miles
  • Exchanging & installing wireless mouse pointing devices
  • Grabbing money bills and/or coins
  • Posting anecdotes on an internet forum
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5788

globefish23 wrote:

[*]Refueling a motor vehicle
In NJ all gas stations have to be full service. The ability to refuel a motor vehicle is indeed a quality trait.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

Is that because they think people will steal it if it's self serve?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5561|London, England

bugz wrote:

Is that because they think people will steal it if it's self serve?
Silly law designed to lower unemployment.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

In the near future, I'll probably be posting in this thread either saying I bought a new car or had to pay an extremely large mechanic bill.

Had a car accident this morning
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6394|Roma
ouch. what car?
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

2001 Civic. Ran into the rear of a 2012 Chevy Equinox doing roughly 30km/h
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6857

well at least it wasn't 30 mph
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6592
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6394|Roma
almost did this the other day. safer when going fast
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6940|Oxferd Ohire

mtb0minime wrote:

$5 of gas? Does your grandma live down the street or something?
5 dollas gets 50 miles

Ilocano wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

$5 of Shell gas to cover going to Grandma's house in Annapolis and back but she paid me $20 just to swap out a wireless mouse and remind her how to burn an audio CD
Cookies and milk should have been payment enough.
if she wants to give $20 let her jeez.

lichanura wrote:

I doubt he asked for the money... IIRC he's unemployed at the moment so she was probably just trying to help him out with a bit of money.

The economy/job market is still complete shit. It's hard as hell to even find a basic, minimum wage job. At least for me it has been...
or shes just a grandma


bugz wrote:

2001 Civic. Ran into the rear of a 2012 Chevy Equinox doing roughly 30km/h
at least you hit a chevy
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

bugz wrote:

2001 Civic. Ran into the rear of a 2012 Chevy Equinox doing roughly 30km/h
Insurance company wrote off the car. I'm actually getting $3500 for it

Need a new vehicle now...
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5676|Ventura, California
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Got this knife on Friday. I like it a lot!

I'm using it to replace this old Cold Steel American Lawman that I got two years ago that I've been using as a handy pocket knife.

https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/primary/771/771988.jpg

I love a good knife, and this one has so much to offer. There's even a glass breaker at the bottom of the grip. So handy. Wish I had this knife when I was camping at Shaver Lake two months ago.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5171|Dundee, Scotland.

-Sh1fty- wrote:



Got this knife on Friday. I like it a lot!

I'm using it to replace this old Cold Steel American Lawman that I got two years ago that I've been using as a handy pocket knife.



I love a good knife, and this one has so much to offer. There's even a glass breaker at the bottom of the grip. So handy. Wish I had this knife when I was camping at Shaver Lake two months ago.
Why the fuck do you need a knife?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5676|Ventura, California
Oh dear god why can't I remember what knives are for? Lets see...there's a sharp blade of some sort. I wonder what could be done with that? Nah cutting stuff couldn't be the answer.

I routinely have to cut things, or puncture things, do things that are facilitated with the use of a blade, etc. I use it on a daily basis. Why the hell do you think people buy pocket knives? Mine's just a more robust, more versatile (read: useful) pocketknife.

e: just kidding

I'm gangsta 'n shit, motherfucker. I'll cut your ass like I cut everybody's ass on a daily basis. don't cross paths with me, foo imma cut yooo.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-09-10 01:03:51)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6394|Roma
it's a fucking sheaf knife ffs. You are not going to carry it around on a daily basis
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6355|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Oh dear god why can't I remember what knives are for? Lets see...there's a sharp blade of some sort. I wonder what could be done with that? Nah cutting stuff couldn't be the answer.

I routinely have to cut things, or puncture things, do things that are facilitated with the use of a blade, etc. I use it on a daily basis. Why the hell do you think people buy pocket knives? Mine's just a more robust, more versatile (read: useful) pocketknife.

e: just kidding

I'm gangsta 'n shit, motherfucker. I'll cut your ass like I cut everybody's ass on a daily basis. don't cross paths with me, foo imma cut yooo.
You've got to be the only redneck swiss person in the world.
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the guy who pulls out his knife at the restaurant instead of using the steakware on the table, that's Crocodile dundee

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