Had a special face to face moment with a fox today.
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Trying to find this one video on youtube. Basically it's "book" support. It's when the book is first introduced to some guy who's used to using scrolls and the tech support guy shows him how to open the book and turn pages, etc. karmas to whoever finds it
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
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-Sh1fty- wrote:
Trying to find this one video on youtube. Basically it's "book" support. It's when the book is first introduced to some guy who's used to using scrolls and the tech support guy shows him how to open the book and turn pages, etc. karmas to whoever finds it
Story time!
A couple of days ago, I went to eat lunch at this local place near work (where I go quite often), and apparently as I was there much later than usual and it had been a busy day at the restaurant, they had run out of potatoes to go with the tasty fried salmon. So I jokingly said to the girl by the cash register that I want her to compensate fully for this horrible atrocity and that until I would be, I'd boycott the restaurant and spread around rumors of their Soviet-style kitchen where there’s just simply not enough to go around.
Today, I received a parcel in the mail, addressed to my office. It contained 1kg of potatoes and a card that said: “Our Company deeply apologizes for the injustice you had to face”.
If I’d be more than just 1/16 Irish, I might be a bit offended.
A couple of days ago, I went to eat lunch at this local place near work (where I go quite often), and apparently as I was there much later than usual and it had been a busy day at the restaurant, they had run out of potatoes to go with the tasty fried salmon. So I jokingly said to the girl by the cash register that I want her to compensate fully for this horrible atrocity and that until I would be, I'd boycott the restaurant and spread around rumors of their Soviet-style kitchen where there’s just simply not enough to go around.
Today, I received a parcel in the mail, addressed to my office. It contained 1kg of potatoes and a card that said: “Our Company deeply apologizes for the injustice you had to face”.
If I’d be more than just 1/16 Irish, I might be a bit offended.
I need around tree fiddy.
I think they're trolling you.
Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?
Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?
Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
he can go buy some mince and make a big ass shepherds pieAussieReaper wrote:
I think they're trolling you.
Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?
Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
2012 is not going well for EE chats.
It started well but I just don't know.
It started well but I just don't know.
Fuck Israel
I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I need around tree fiddy.
Wow dude show some restraint
We've been half-flirting for a longer time now, and now she sent me spuds. The signs are there. Wait..Macbeth wrote:
Wow dude show some restraint
I need around tree fiddy.
Or you could go there as many times as you possibly can, and when you're there,. give her long, creepy and uninterrupted stares hoping that she will lovingly return them. You can then hope that this will persuade her to give her number to you on your 1000th stare-visit.DonFck wrote:
I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
Regardless if she is romanced by your suave mannerisms and masculine twig-like appearance, go home after the 1000th visit and post on this forum how you can't take her out because you don't own a car.
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Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-08-02 04:31:30)
chip all the potatoes
wait for her to leave
throw all the chipped potatoes at her
wait for her to leave
throw all the chipped potatoes at her
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
girls really like that you see
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Hey teds, how many women could Don buy in Ireland for that many taters?
Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-08-02 04:35:53)
I thought of going about it that way, but then I decided to not to as it's not in my repertoire and I probably couldn't pull it off in the creepy manner that's necessary in order to achieve either a) a phone number or b) a restraining order. There are experts here who probably could give me some valuable pointers, I know. But I decided to be awesome instead.
I need around tree fiddy.
WHAT'S TATERS PRECIOUS!?AussieReaper wrote:
I think they're trolling you.
Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?
Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
a nice kerry girl, or maybe 2 farmers daughtersKampframmer wrote:
Hey teds, how many women could Don buy in Ireland for that many taters?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
what he should really do is buy a shotgunKampframmer wrote:
But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
bitches love shotguns
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
- globefish23
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My suggestion:
Carve a flower out of one of the potatoes and invite her to a date while presenting her the potato flower.
Then take her out to a restaurant where you have assembled a multi-course meal in advance, consisting solely of potatoes.
Carve a flower out of one of the potatoes and invite her to a date while presenting her the potato flower.
Then take her out to a restaurant where you have assembled a multi-course meal in advance, consisting solely of potatoes.
Make sure to check the ejection port first though!FatherTed wrote:
what he should really do is buy a shotgunKampframmer wrote:
But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
bitches love shotguns
I thought you had a lady?DonFck wrote:
I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
What can I say, things change.Camm wrote:
I thought you had a lady?DonFck wrote:
I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I need around tree fiddy.
- globefish23
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Potato rose!DonFck wrote:
What can I say, things change.Camm wrote:
I thought you had a lady?DonFck wrote:
I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
NOW!
Dammit no woman has ever sent me potatoes.
Fuck Israel
100
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.