Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6663
Had a special face to face moment with a fox today.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5444|Ventura, California
Trying to find this one video on youtube. Basically it's "book" support. It's when the book is first introduced to some guy who's used to using scrolls and the tech support guy shows him how to open the book and turn pages, etc. karmas to whoever finds it
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Trying to find this one video on youtube. Basically it's "book" support. It's when the book is first introduced to some guy who's used to using scrolls and the tech support guy shows him how to open the book and turn pages, etc. karmas to whoever finds it
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Story time!

A couple of days ago, I went to eat lunch at this local place near work (where I go quite often), and apparently as I was there much later than usual and it had been a busy day at the restaurant, they had run out of potatoes to go with the tasty fried salmon. So I jokingly said to the girl by the cash register that I want her to compensate fully for this horrible atrocity and that until I would be, I'd boycott the restaurant and spread around rumors of their Soviet-style kitchen where there’s just simply not enough to go around.

Today, I received a parcel in the mail, addressed to my office. It contained 1kg of potatoes and a card that said: “Our Company deeply apologizes for the injustice you had to face”.

If I’d be more than just 1/16 Irish, I might be a bit offended.
I need around tree fiddy.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what

I think they're trolling you.

Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?

Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6686

AussieReaper wrote:

I think they're trolling you.

Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?

Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
he can go buy some mince and make a big ass shepherds pie
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
2012 is not going well for EE chats.

It started well but I just don't know.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I need around tree fiddy.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

Wow dude show some restraint
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Macbeth wrote:

Wow dude show some restraint
We've been half-flirting for a longer time now, and now she sent me spuds. The signs are there. Wait..
I need around tree fiddy.
Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|4812|Amsterdam

DonFck wrote:

I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
Or you could go there as many times as you possibly can, and when you're there,. give her long, creepy and uninterrupted stares hoping that she will lovingly return them. You can then hope that this will persuade her to give her number to you on your 1000th stare-visit.
Regardless if she is romanced by your suave mannerisms and masculine twig-like appearance, go home after the 1000th visit and post on this forum how you can't take her out because you don't own a car.

This dating advice was brought you by the BF2s girl-problems thread main contributor

Spoiler (highlight to read):
it's shifty

Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-08-02 04:31:30)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum
chip all the potatoes

wait for her to leave

throw all the chipped potatoes at her
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum
girls really like that you see
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|4812|Amsterdam
Hey teds, how many women could Don buy in Ireland for that many taters?

Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-08-02 04:35:53)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

I thought of going about it that way, but then I decided to not to as it's not in my repertoire and I probably couldn't pull it off in the creepy manner that's necessary in order to achieve either a) a phone number or b) a restraining order. There are experts here who probably could give me some valuable pointers, I know. But I decided to be awesome instead.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6745|Noizyland

AussieReaper wrote:

I think they're trolling you.

Wtf are you meant to do with all those taters?

Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?
WHAT'S TATERS PRECIOUS!?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|4812|Amsterdam
But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum

Kampframmer wrote:

Hey teds, how many women could Don buy in Ireland for that many taters?
a nice kerry girl, or maybe 2 farmers daughters
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum

Kampframmer wrote:

But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
what he should really do is buy a shotgun

bitches love shotguns
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria
My suggestion:
Carve a flower out of one of the potatoes and invite her to a date while presenting her the potato flower.
Then take her out to a restaurant where you have assembled a multi-course meal in advance, consisting solely of potatoes.

https://i.imgur.com/i8clH.jpg


FatherTed wrote:

Kampframmer wrote:

But Don, how can you ever hope to go on a date if you dont have an $8000 car?
what he should really do is buy a shotgun

bitches love shotguns
Make sure to check the ejection port first though!
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4938|Dundee, Scotland.

DonFck wrote:

I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I thought you had a lady?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Camm wrote:

DonFck wrote:

I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I thought you had a lady?
What can I say, things change.
I need around tree fiddy.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

DonFck wrote:

Camm wrote:

DonFck wrote:

I might have to go out with her now. That'll teach her not to send any taters anymore.
I thought you had a lady?
What can I say, things change.
Potato rose!
NOW!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Dammit no woman has ever sent me potatoes.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4938|Dundee, Scotland.
100
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

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