They go alright I guess
I find them problematic.NeXuS wrote:
Anyways, So whats up everyone? You guys like women? I like women.
Looking back I think watching The Muppet Show gave me a distorted view. Miss Piggy's bipolarity, physical violence towards her partner and use of sex as a weapon put me back in my relationships with women.
Then again Jim Henson was a genius.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
why are israeli girls such prude cunts? i can get mexicans, argentinians, brasilians, frenchies, canadians, americans, and dutchies, but these fucking israelis are tough. do i need to wear a yarmulke or somethin?
>tfw your date's "uncle died"
it's weird you're like "meh i'm fine with being single whatevs, ain't no thang atm, got other stuff going on"
then you're like, on fb and see "girl you never though would get a boyfriend is in a relationship with guy" and you're like
i'm alone
thefuck
then you're like, on fb and see "girl you never though would get a boyfriend is in a relationship with guy" and you're like
i'm alone
thefuck
I've had no difficulty.gurdeep wrote:
why are israeli girls such prude cunts? i can get mexicans, argentinians, brasilians, frenchies, canadians, americans, and dutchies, but these fucking israelis are tough. do i need to wear a yarmulke or somethin?
Having the right last name helps.
Being 6' tall, blonde hair, and blue eyed helps too.
Enough the same that you're safe to them, enough different that they're interested in you.
Girl I first smoked with over a year ago exchanged numbers with me a week ago. I guess she wants me to make the first move but I'm really not sure what to do
forget about it, it's just going to be too complicated and the girl will just tell you you can fuck her in a year and proceed to infest your toilet with diarrhea. stop trying, women are all there to get you and fuck with your head. that's exactly why no man has ever had sex with a woman.
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they're just lying if they tell you otherwise.
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Yeah, there's always that too. Oh well I'll just let her do it or not care
Oh man.
text her asking if you can touch her dreads
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6698
_j5689_ wrote:
I'll do what I always do and see if something different results. Then post about it on bf2s.
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Good news everyone. I could have hooked up with a girl back in high school that I really liked. I thought it was a lost cause even though it was a sure thing so I never pursued it. I have been crazy about this girl for the last 7 years. I tried to add her to Facebook and she accepted. She also broke up with her boyfriend.
I am innnnnnnnnnnnn
I am innnnnnnnnnnnn
what you do is call/text/whatever her._j5689_ wrote:
Girl I first smoked with over a year ago exchanged numbers with me a week ago. I guess she wants me to make the first move but I'm really not sure what to do
totes man get in thereMacbeth wrote:
Good news everyone. I could have hooked up with a girl back in high school that I really liked. I thought it was a lost cause even though it was a sure thing so I never pursued it. I have been crazy about this girl for the last 7 years. I tried to add her to Facebook and she accepted. She also broke up with her boyfriend.
I am innnnnnnnnnnnn
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
FML :'(
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
I'm sorry but... LOL-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
fuck you warman
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
your the biggest faggot ever.-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
Gotta give shifty some credit, at least he is trying.War Man wrote:
I'm sorry but... LOL-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
Hows that virginity thing going warman?
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
People are telling me she'll be annoyed now that I didn't do it within the first week of getting it and I'm the worst liar ever when it comes to making up bullshit reasons as to why I didn't. I'm just nervous about it, but obviously saying that is out of the questionAdams_BJ wrote:
what you do is call/text/whatever her._j5689_ wrote:
Girl I first smoked with over a year ago exchanged numbers with me a week ago. I guess she wants me to make the first move but I'm really not sure what to do
totes man get in there
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you*reFallschirmjager10 wrote:
your the biggest faggot ever.-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
and why's that good sir?
e* Makes me wonder if that's also why some of the other girls won't date me :cry:
I'm skinny but at least I'm strong...I've got some good guns going for me. I've been working out for like 6 months now.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
WinWar Man wrote:
I'm sorry but... LOL-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
Pretty sure you're at the bottom of the getting-with-girls ladder around here... well, around anywhere really...War Man wrote:
I'm sorry but... LOL-Sh1fty- wrote:
This girl and I have been talking for a while and we talked about maybe getting together cause there was feelings but there was something that bothered her. She eventually told me it was because I was too skinny.
FML :'(
Not going to let this crap stop me. She's just on of billions of women on this planet. If dating somebody skinnier than herself makes her uncomfortable than so be it, I'll find somebody who it doesn't bother.
edit: If you fall off a horse, get right back on.
edit: If you fall off a horse, get right back on.
Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-06-14 00:57:08)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.