yep I always over-think things
people always tell me that >_<
people always tell me that >_<
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
95% of people want to go home after they work
nobody likes to stay and chat with someone they dont know well after they worked for 100 hours
nobody likes to stay and chat with someone they dont know well after they worked for 100 hours
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I didn't think about that...
kinda throws my plans off
kinda throws my plans off
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Just go regular hours. Order something, relax. If she wants to talk, she'll come over. Ask if she wants to go somewhere some time. Simple as that. If she says no, move on.
ask her to touch your dick
if you go a half hour before closing she might be trying to clean/get ready to go.
If you go when it's really empty in the middle of the day (or whenever) she'll be bored and want someone to talk to or something to do.
If you go when it's really empty in the middle of the day (or whenever) she'll be bored and want someone to talk to or something to do.
quit your old people job and get her to tell her manager to hire you.
work hard for a few years until you get promoted to manager.
threaten to fire her if she doesnt suck your dick.
work hard for a few years until you get promoted to manager.
threaten to fire her if she doesnt suck your dick.
kidnap her for ransom, you get laid and paid!
$$$$$$$$$
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Have you seen the sexual harrasment posters in the restaurant kitchens? They are f*cking huge.Miggle wrote:
quit your old people job and get her to tell her manager to hire you.
work hard for a few years until you get promoted to manager.
threaten to fire her if she doesnt suck your dick.
yeah but she goes to college so I donno if she'll have classes. I know she works Sunday nights so I'll show up at like 5 or something.pirana6 wrote:
if you go a half hour before closing she might be trying to clean/get ready to go.
If you go when it's really empty in the middle of the day (or whenever) she'll be bored and want someone to talk to or something to do.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
ask her to touch your dick
Bottom line, you should bang her.
It's a joke between Miggle and I ffs.Uzique wrote:
yes, he's trying to give advice to the kid to not act like two comedy token black guys from a music video. i'm not sure he's going to be rolling up to prostitutes in an open-top car and proposing lewd acts to them any time soon. hence the reference is a little odd and misplaced.
Just act normal and don't do anything stupid like declare love for her or offer to take her on a romantic dinner. She could be a weirdo for all you know with 3 kids. Just go in there say hi and that you were passing by and thought you'd drop in to see if she wanted to catch up for a coffee sometime or something pretty innocent.-Sh1fty- wrote:
So since she's the floor host of the restaurant I'm thinking of just showing up maybe half an hour before closing when there probably won't be anybody else showing up. When she says hi and maybe asks what I'm doing there would it sound alright to just say I wanted to see her again and continue our conversation, and catch up on the past decade gone by? Keep in mind this isn't some random chick she kind of knows me.
Like a smoothie or something i betJaekus wrote:
Just go in there say hi and that you were passing by and thought you'd drop in to see if she wanted to catch up for a coffee sometime or something pretty innocent.
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it is?Jaekus wrote:
It's a joke between Miggle and I ffs.Uzique wrote:
yes, he's trying to give advice to the kid to not act like two comedy token black guys from a music video. i'm not sure he's going to be rolling up to prostitutes in an open-top car and proposing lewd acts to them any time soon. hence the reference is a little odd and misplaced.
smack her on the butt and say "its not gonna suck itself"
Yeah. We were telling that j guy what not to do, you said he likes black chicks, that clip popped into my head so I posted it. Obv we don't expect him to do that... do we?Miggle wrote:
it is?Jaekus wrote:
It's a joke between Miggle and I ffs.Uzique wrote:
yes, he's trying to give advice to the kid to not act like two comedy token black guys from a music video. i'm not sure he's going to be rolling up to prostitutes in an open-top car and proposing lewd acts to them any time soon. hence the reference is a little odd and misplaced.
Find out, on the next episode of Sh1fty asking for girl advice.Jaekus wrote:
Yeah. We were telling that j guy what not to do, you said he likes black chicks, that clip popped into my head so I posted it. Obv we don't expect him to do that... do we?Miggle wrote:
it is?Jaekus wrote:
It's a joke between Miggle and I ffs.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
that j guy actually likes black chicks I wasn't joking.Jaekus wrote:
Yeah. We were telling that j guy what not to do, you said he likes black chicks, that clip popped into my head so I posted it. Obv we don't expect him to do that... do we?Miggle wrote:
it is?Jaekus wrote:
It's a joke between Miggle and I ffs.
at least nappy hair.
my girl is black.
Once you go black you never go back.
Once you go black you never go back.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
fucking western mass
Best part of the state, are you jealous?
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
lol mass
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