BF2S Forums EEChats - April

Sturgeon wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Sturgeon wrote:

£15 E/W on Cappa Bleu @ 18/1



(Won £67.50 + £15 Stake back for those that r dum)

i don't even like you anymore oli

My other horse fell near the end though!!!

yeh well mine had to be killed, beat that

Macbeth wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

this one time a female iraqi interpretor was getting done up by her two soldier escorts and they told me that she only let them stick it in her butt and afterwards there was iraqi poop everywhere

is it because she wants to remain a virgin and shitz.

Was she hot?

nope

so this one time I was home on leave chilling at my homies pad.  we were in his garage where he had a pool table and my other homie shows up with some airhead bitch.  after a few hours of drinking my homie starts banging this bitch in fron of us telling us to go next or whatever.  we didnt.  then she started blowing him and as she was blow him she looking at us to get him to stop but it was funny because she was putting a lot of effort into the act. so i find out my homie gets with this chick and they live together and he knocked her up.  fast forward 5 years l;ater they arent together any more and hes got her convinced that the kid is mine.  so convinced she tells my peope i used to associate myself with that the kid is mine.  whats funny other than the fact that i never touched her was the kid looks exactly like my homie but shes convinced herself its mine.  sucks though cus shes always passig by my house, one time she pretty much walked behind my car as i was backing up with her kid and i alomost hit them cus i didnt notice they were there

like your mom

About to get a haircut and shave. Would you like a before and after shot bf2s?

No?

Okay, I'll go away.

FatherTed wrote:

yep

eleven bravo wrote:

so this one time I was home on leave chilling at my homies pad.  we were in his garage where he had a pool table and my other homie shows up with some airhead bitch.  after a few hours of drinking my homie starts banging this bitch in fron of us telling us to go next or whatever.  we didnt.  then she started blowing him and as she was blow him she looking at us to get him to stop but it was funny because she was putting a lot of effort into the act. so i find out my homie gets with this chick and they live together and he knocked her up.  fast forward 5 years l;ater they arent together any more and hes got her convinced that the kid is mine.  so convinced she tells my peope i used to associate myself with that the kid is mine.  whats funny other than the fact that i never touched her was the kid looks exactly like my homie but shes convinced herself its mine.  sucks though cus shes always passig by my house, one time she pretty much walked behind my car as i was backing up with her kid and i alomost hit them cus i didnt notice they were there

Deleted scene from Fight Club?

I hate taking pictures.

mac looks indian

mac is fit

i've lost my number, can i borrow yours?

Macbeth wrote:

m3thod wrote:

mac looks indian

That and Arabic are the ones I usually get.

Arabic would be my guess.

You look like a pretty normal guy to me. No reason a decent girl wouldn't go for you.

Macbeth wrote:

I took a few pictures and I have come to the realization I am a hideous unlovable monster. All goofy looking with unattractive features. There is nothing redeeming about me physically. I'm so ugly that I'm doomed to die alone. If I ever have children they will be ashamed to have me as their father. My children will curse me for passing on my features.

anyway here are two

I'll post one or two after I get my hair cut and shave

Armand van Helden lookalike.

pic of sam for comparison

I dont think thats really him

he wouldnt complain so much if he looked like that