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2012-04-12 08:06:14

#1901

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

-Sh1fty- wrote:
eleven bravo wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:

Did you read the part about it going to be fixed?
lol recruiters

see how long you wait at the depot until you get medically discharged. or, youll just get dq'ed at meps.
I'll ask God for a refund on this POS body if that happens. Also I know peeps who are in with worse things than me. I'm not worried, if they say no, granted I'll be freaking upset as hell but I've got plenty of other options.

i know a lot of people with prior medical conditions who were able to squeeze through the craks and enlist. only difference is they didnt have it in their medical history. your weak lung has been documented. sickly children dont end up in the military

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2012-04-12 08:08:57

#1902

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6951

Shifty, you'll probably be ok, but you should take this as a warning. If you really want to be a Marine then you should seriously tend to your body and hone yourself. Being a twig in a battle zone will not serve you well. Consume only the purest and most nutrient rich foods and become one with the cosmos. Take up parkour and meditation and become batman.

x

2012-04-12 08:09:19

#1903

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5731|Ventura, California

eleven bravo wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
eleven bravo wrote:
lol recruiters

see how long you wait at the depot until you get medically discharged. or, youll just get dq'ed at meps.
I'll ask God for a refund on this POS body if that happens. Also I know peeps who are in with worse things than me. I'm not worried, if they say no, granted I'll be freaking upset as hell but I've got plenty of other options.
i know a lot of people with prior medical conditions who were able to squeeze through the craks and enlist. only difference is they didnt have it in their medical history. your weak lung has been documented. sickly children dont end up in the military

I'm not a sickly child and MEPS doesn't do a full medical background on the thousands of people that try to join. That's why the MEPS examinatjon is so extensive.

The only thing "wrong" with me is that I see 20/40 and that I'm a little underweight. That's hardly an issue. I'm not going to be 0311 anyway, genius and if I am I know guys smaller and lighter than me that are 0311s.
The popped lung will be good as new because now that blub is gone and in three weeks it should be completely healed. My doc says there's nothing I can't do anymore.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-04-12 08:10:08)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-04-12 08:10:33

#1904

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

medical history questionaire. if you say one thibng is wrong with you that gives them permission to look up your entire background.

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2012-04-12 08:10:51

#1905

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

unless you plan on lying about your collapsed lung

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2012-04-12 08:11:04

#1906

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6951

Do you, by any chance, mean bulb? Or perhaps bleb?

Last edited by Superior Mind (2012-04-12 08:11:33)

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2012-04-12 08:12:16

#1907

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5843

Poor shifty would get passed over if there ever was a draft.

2012-04-12 08:12:36

#1908

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

4f

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2012-04-12 08:14:47

#1909

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5731|Ventura, California

eleven bravo wrote:
unless you plan on lying about your collapsed lung

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-04-12 08:15:22

#1910

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6951

Hurri would get 4C

x

2012-04-12 08:15:45

#1911

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

really cool fucking over the branch of service you want serve.

although at least youre better than warman, at least youre going through the motions

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2012-04-12 08:18:00

#1912

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6951

How is it fucking them over? Do you think he would be a liability to the safety of others if he were deployed into a war zone?

x

2012-04-12 08:18:57

#1913

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

when his condition effects him in the future when he might already be established in a unit. letting down comrades yadda yadda yadda

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2012-04-12 08:18:59

#1914

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6758|so randum

hooah!

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-04-12 08:19:15

#1915

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

and collecting tax payer money

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2012-04-12 08:21:17

#1916

gurdeep: +812|5013|prolly

FatherTed wrote:
hooah!

2012-04-12 08:25:43

#1917

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6449|Roma

Ultrafunkula wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:

How many Immelmann's?
just 8 today
How many successful ones?

Well I'm still here.

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2012-04-12 08:27:09

#1918

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5731|Ventura, California

eleven bravo wrote:
when his condition effects him in the future when he might already be established in a unit. letting down comrades yadda yadda yadda

Condition? I'm the one who's doctor just performed a successful open heart surgery. What shit do you know about my condition? When he tells me I can go climb Mount-fucking-Everest in a month if I want to then I'm pretty sure he knows his shit. Open - heart - surgery. He knows his shit. If he says I'm good to go then I'm good to go.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-04-12 08:27:55

#1919

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

youve had open heart surgery? oh man...

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2012-04-12 08:28:27

#1920

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5517|foggy bottom

shut the fuck up shifty

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2012-04-12 08:28:40

#1921

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Shifty - You know me mate, rarely take the mick and Im not right now either. Wasnt here at the start of this convo, its all I have read all day but made no sence from it.

Are you alright or what?

and

Whats wrong?

2012-04-12 08:35:16

#1922

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5731|Ventura, California

eleven bravo wrote:
youve had open heart surgery? oh man...

No you idiot, some other dude I'm saying this guy did open heart yesterday and obviously knows what he's talking about when he says I'll be perfectly normal.

@1927, my lung collapsed because a "bubble" or something that was on top popped. So now it's healing and the thing that caused the pop is gone so it should theoretically not happen again. 11B is saying I can't join when my recruiter just said it should be fine.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-04-12 08:36:22