First World Problems

2012-01-18 01:22:46

#901

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6815|132 and Bush

Eifa wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Eifa wrote:

hahaha, i can imagine..
I don't think the woman could fight her off if she got really playful..
dog weight = 110lbs
Girl weight = 97 lbs
so..
girl wants sex + dog don't want girl to have sex = girl don't have sex?

oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-01-18 01:25:13

#902

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6085|00770

Kmar wrote:
Eifa wrote:
Kmar wrote:
I don't think the woman could fight her off if she got really playful..
dog weight = 110lbs
Girl weight = 97 lbs
so..
girl wants sex + dog don't want girl to have sex = girl don't have sex?
oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.

this conversation makes me giggle.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2012-01-18 01:26:36

#903

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6815|132 and Bush

Girl bites ear.. incredible turn on
dog bites ear incredible turn off.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-01-18 01:32:20

#904

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6320|eXtreme to the maX

Kmar wrote:
oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.

Good thinking, knock her out and she won't mind that the dog is watching.

Fuck Israel

2012-01-18 01:36:07

#905

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6085|00770

Dilbert_X wrote:
Kmar wrote:
oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.
Good thinking, knock her out and she won't mind that the dog is watching.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2012-01-18 01:37:48

#906

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5393|Sydney

Cybargs wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Credit Union
they aren't held to Wallstreet standards and profit margins.. so they typically don't have all of those bullshit fees.
my bank is pretty good (National Australia Bank). Biggest bank in Australia, loads of ATMs and no account fees xD

I'm with the CBA. They're pretty good.

2012-01-18 01:52:02

#907

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6837|Little Bentcock

this thread is the best

2012-01-18 11:57:57

#908

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6928|Purplicious Wisconsin

What the fuck is going on here?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-01-18 12:06:25

#909

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6558

It´s called sex. It´s awesome.

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2012-01-18 14:08:06

#910

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5800

All the stuff I ordered is going to arrive while I am out.

2012-01-18 14:45:17

#911

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6930

when im single i get fuckall pussy, girls just fuck off. when i got a girlfriend, girls come flocking. its easy to stop chasing pussy, but when pussy chases you... fwp

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2012-01-18 14:46:38

#912

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6786

lol shut up cybargs you tard

♥

2012-01-18 14:48:25

#913

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6002|Catherine Black

Eifa wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Eifa wrote:

too much information...
I actually censored it quite a bit..lol
still.. i'm fairly comfortable with my sex life but i'm not sure if i want to share the information with everyone..

I won't mind if you tell them.

2012-01-18 14:48:55

#914

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6786

hehe

♥

2012-01-18 15:02:34

#915

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6002|Catherine Black

On a picture of me:

it's love.

2012-01-18 15:03:24

#916

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6002|Catherine Black

Hey Eifa did I ever show you this?

2012-01-18 15:03:35

#917

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5572|London, England

Finray wrote:
On a picture of me:

it's love.

She has a cool nose for a witch.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-01-18 15:03:45

#918

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6837|Little Bentcock

finlay's gonna get laaaaaaiiiiiiddddddd

2012-01-18 15:17:00

#919

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6881

Macbeth wrote:
All the stuff I ordered is going to arrive while I am out.

I was out of the country during the Christmas season sales, but now that I'd like to buy them, I'm pissed I can't get them at the cheaper price. /fwp.

2012-01-18 15:19:33

#920

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6881

Cybargs wrote:
when im single i get fuckall pussy, girls just fuck off. when i got a girlfriend, girls come flocking. its easy to stop chasing pussy, but when pussy chases you... fwp

It's much worse once you get engaged.

2012-01-18 15:27:50

#921

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6951|Oxferd Ohire

youtube isnt letting me click back once to get back to google

2012-01-18 15:30:46

#922

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6806

Ilocano wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
when im single i get fuckall pussy, girls just fuck off. when i got a girlfriend, girls come flocking. its easy to stop chasing pussy, but when pussy chases you... fwp
It's much worse once you get engaged.

Once you put on a wedding ring, you attract a ton of women.

Exactly the wrong kind of women, but... FWP

2012-01-18 15:40:20

#923

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6002|Catherine Black

Adams_BJ wrote:
finlay's gonna get laaaaaaiiiiiiddddddd

2012-01-18 18:34:58

#924

HITNRUNXX: Member; +220|6924|Oklahoma City

I was bidding on a game on ebay, and it was about $45 off. Then, I found a better deal on a discount site, in a bundle with several more things, but had to wait and let myself lose the ebay auction first, because I didn't want to get both. I lost it the auction and it ended up going for about $38 off. I went back to the site to buy it, and it was a sale that ended that day. So now the cheapest I can find it is only $15 off.

2012-01-18 20:30:41

#925

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6837|Little Bentcock

ebay is a scam anyway, hasn't sh1fty told you?

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