The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-12-22 22:14:30

#10701

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6708|cuntshitlake

Winston_Churchill wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Winston_Churchill wrote:
shes actually super into the reddit/9gag/meme shit. her and the greek are, its a little strange.
ok i'm no longer interested. a half decent pair of boobies will never excuse that level of sheer fucking annoyance.
her and the blonde in the middle have fantastic ones. ive seen the blonde naked a bunch of times and the brunette topless a couple times.

/livingwithgirlsproblems

you've seen scarlett johansson naked? holy fuck man.

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2011-12-22 22:15:09

#10702

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5602|London, England

DUnlimited wrote:
Winston_Churchill wrote:
Uzique wrote:

ok i'm no longer interested. a half decent pair of boobies will never excuse that level of sheer fucking annoyance.
her and the blonde in the middle have fantastic ones. ive seen the blonde naked a bunch of times and the brunette topless a couple times.

/livingwithgirlsproblems
you've seen scarlett johansson naked? holy fuck man.

hasn't everyone?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-22 22:16:13

#10703

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6708|cuntshitlake

Jay wrote:
DUnlimited wrote:
Winston_Churchill wrote:
her and the blonde in the middle have fantastic ones. ive seen the blonde naked a bunch of times and the brunette topless a couple times.

/livingwithgirlsproblems
you've seen scarlett johansson naked? holy fuck man.
hasn't everyone?

by that logic everyone on bf2s has had sex

Last edited by DUnlimited (2011-12-22 22:16:23)

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2011-12-22 22:17:58

#10704

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5602|London, England

DUnlimited wrote:
Jay wrote:
DUnlimited wrote:

you've seen scarlett johansson naked? holy fuck man.
hasn't everyone?
by that logic everyone on bf2s has had sex

No, she posted naked pictures of herself online. Literally everyone has seen her naked (except you, apparently).

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-22 22:19:13

#10705

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6708|cuntshitlake

or you just totally missed my point

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2011-12-22 22:20:05

#10706

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5602|London, England

You had one?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-22 22:27:46

#10707

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Jay wrote:
Aren't you a Young Republican? Haven't you been skrimping and saving from your after school job in order to purchase your own vehicle? Doing so is as American as apple pie dontchaknow. Asking for handouts is so... liberal.

I am saving up for one with my after-school job.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-22 22:31:28

#10708

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6708|cuntshitlake

the fact that her PICTURES are all over the web was exactly what i was referring to

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2011-12-22 23:35:51

#10709

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5946|College Park, MD

shifty if there's one thing you're doing right, it's saving up for a car. i wish I had saved what meager pittance I had earned working in high school, I'd probably own a car right now.

well either that or I wish I hadn't wrecked my dad's truck because I probably would have gotten to keep it after getting my license.

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2011-12-23 00:14:54

#10710

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

I'm definitely saving up for a car, but in the meantime I NEED a car to get to work, I NEED a car to go freaking buy groceries on my own time-table not theirs, I want to go out with friends late at night when my mom CBA to drive me, (we live with our grandparents until we can get on our feet finanially, and my uncle lives here too taking care of the daycare helping my grandparents), I also want to go on a date with this darn hot girl that I'm nearly 100% sure would say yes if I asked.

So, what the f#@k should I do? Try to somehow convince my uncle to STFU and my grandma that my uncle doesn't know s#@t so that I can drive or what? I'm lost and pissed off right now. I feel like I'm getting a liberty taken away. Then I brought up that my mom was allowed to drive my grandparent's car ALONE when she was 16 but noooo the rules change. f#@k off stupidity, stop being a prasite in my family's brains

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-23 00:27:11

#10711

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6903|BC, Canada

A real conservative does not take hand outs, those are for filthy liberals.

2011-12-23 00:30:08

#10712

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Sharing a car isn't a handout, troll.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-23 00:34:01

#10713

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6876|949

why don't you just tell them you have a date and can you borrow the car?

2011-12-23 00:34:51

#10714

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

I have no clue how my retarded grandma and uncle would react to that. My uncle is a little crazy in his head.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-23 00:34:54

#10715

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6903|BC, Canada

you would both be getting handouts then, ya stinkin liberal! A real man would take the bus. What ever happened to fallin in love with a n**** wit a bus pass.

2011-12-23 00:35:49

#10716

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6708|cuntshitlake

shitfy wrote:
I also want to go on a date with this darn hot girl that I'm nearly 100% sure would say yes if I asked.

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2011-12-23 00:40:36

#10717

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6903|BC, Canada

2011-12-23 00:51:32

#10718

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

DUnlimited wrote:
shitfy wrote:
I also want to go on a date with this darn hot girl that I'm nearly 100% sure would say yes if I asked.

aww cmon

I don't want to go into details about the conversation but we were laughing and having a good time and I asked her what she was doing last weekend and she sort of 'lit up' and was like 'nothing why?' and I was like just wondering (I'd have asked her then if she wanted to go out to dinner or something but I didn't have a car) and she seemed a little disappointed. 2+2 ? or am I imagining things?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-23 02:37:13

#10719

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6588

Asking someone out depending on whether you have a car available seems a bit silly.

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2011-12-23 03:28:12

#10720

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX

Maybe she has a car.

Fuck Israel

2011-12-23 04:52:16

#10721

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

are you a COMMUNIST or something dilbert?!?

shifty 1) don't say darn in real life, 2) getting a taxi is probably preferable for a girl than being driven around in some pre-90s ford 3) maybe think of something local you can walk+talk to as a compromise. 4) although this is a bit of a small point, this isn't the 1920's anymore. taking a girl out for 'dinner' comes across slightly creepy. do whatever it is you young swiss americans do, which seems to be going to the 'mall' or shooting each other instead.

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2011-12-23 06:37:32

#10722

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5602|London, England

Sisco wrote:
Asking someone out depending on whether you have a car available seems a bit silly.

He still thinks dates end in a makeout session at a scenic overlook with fifty other cars. She'll think he's a rapist these days.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-23 06:40:02

#10723

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6715

my dates end up with me snorting blow off her thighs whilst the boogie nights themetrack plays in the back in a nightmarish loop

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2011-12-23 07:33:57

#10724

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5728|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Jaekus wrote:
HaiBai wrote:
no worries, weve got all day
I really only come on this site for my amusement, not yours.

if you feel the need to live vicariously through my girl and I being reunited for xmas and NYE, I suggest you get out and find your own life.

lol'd

Spoiler (highlight to read):
he actually thought that i wanted to hear his story. hahahahah

2011-12-23 07:36:55

#10725

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6715

it's cool jaekus i only post pics of my gf to try and impress little lord haibai as well

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