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Hurricane2k9
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he about to go get twisted
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
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eleven bravo
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my boy was shot in the head in najaf.  thats what the bullet did to his helmet.  the other pic is of him and the dallas cowgirls when we were one of the few guys from our company left behind waiting at the airport.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6936|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Fuck me.  Whats his nickname, 'Lucky'?  I didnt realise that was a hole in his lid at first, thought it was decoration.  Id smash the life out of every one of those girls.
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shit nigga. bet he wanted to get twisted after that...
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stories
Hurricane2k9
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gurdeep wrote:

shit nigga. bet he wanted to get twisted after that...
nah he str8
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eleven bravo
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dumb fuck LT tells him to grab his 240 and take a position.  he tells LT that there are snipers shooting exactly where he wants to put him/  LT tells hime to shut the fuck up and do as ordered.  as soon as he jumps to prone at the position a shot goes off and his helmet flies 10 feet in the air.  everyone thinks hes dead as fuck. he was just knocked out.  all he got from that was a few stitches, a black eye and a concussion.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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i was gonna go to court, before i got twisted
i was gonna pay my child support, but then i got twisted
they took my whole paycheck and i know why
because i got twisted
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Hurricane2k9
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black guy with a black eye eh?

glad he survived
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eleven bravo wrote:

dumb fuck LT tells him to grab his 240 and take a position.  he tells LT that there are snipers shooting exactly where he wants to put him/  LT tells hime to shut the fuck up and do as ordered.  as soon as he jumps to prone at the position a shot goes off and his helmet flies 10 feet in the air.  everyone thinks hes dead as fuck. he was just knocked out.  all he got from that was a few stitches, a black eye and a concussion.
thats how u tell a motherfuckin storey. holy shit man
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whatd he tell the lt after?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6936|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Cant help but think he looks a bit like Bubba off Forest Gump.  Likewise, glad he survived, and learnt his lesson and as a reward had his tits felt by some cheerleaders
eleven bravo
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i dont remember but the LT was fired and lost his leadership position after that battle.  he got caught carrying his privately owned 1911.
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1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
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eleven bravo wrote:

dumb fuck LT tells him to grab his 240 and take a position.  he tells LT that there are snipers shooting exactly where he wants to put him/  LT tells hime to shut the fuck up and do as ordered.  as soon as he jumps to prone at the position a shot goes off and his helmet flies 10 feet in the air.  everyone thinks hes dead as fuck. he was just knocked out.  all he got from that was a few stitches, a black eye and a concussion.
Did he kick the shit out of the LT?
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1927 wrote:

Cant help but think he looks a bit like Bubba off Forest Gump.  Likewise, glad he survived, and learnt his lesson and as a reward had his tits felt by some cheerleaders
ive known this guy for years before this happened.  he was one of those guys with a big mouth and a lot of confidence.  always talking shit playing sports or cards.  loud dude.  after that happened it just added to it.  I was with him when we were travelling back to kuwait and he loved pulling out his purple heart when we were going through security checkpoints and explaining how he got it.  it was pretty funny seeing that fucker ham it up.
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Sounds like karma got him back.
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1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

dumb fuck LT tells him to grab his 240 and take a position.  he tells LT that there are snipers shooting exactly where he wants to put him/  LT tells hime to shut the fuck up and do as ordered.  as soon as he jumps to prone at the position a shot goes off and his helmet flies 10 feet in the air.  everyone thinks hes dead as fuck. he was just knocked out.  all he got from that was a few stitches, a black eye and a concussion.
Did he kick the shit out of the LT?
he was unconcious after that and medivaced. 

make sure to wear your kevlar.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6936|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I know very little about the military and its honours.  If it wasnt for BF2 I would never of heard of a Purple Heart.

What did he get given his for?
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getting shot in the head
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my mouse smells like smoked fish
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6936|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

eleven bravo wrote:

The coloured chick is lovely.  They all are, but Id rip the fuck out of her
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6936|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

eleven bravo wrote:

getting shot in the head
Im running out of time so hope to get back to this thread later as Im about to leave work but:

They gave an award for being shot?  Or was there real bravery involved.

It is a serious award isnt it, not like a jokey oscar thing (cant remember the name of them)

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