Ever wonder why guys are afraid of marriage? First world problems and all, but holy shit:
The more I hear about these foul endings, the more the prospect of marriage roils my stomach. Want a prenuptial agreement? Well, you must not love her enough. And don't forget the blood diamond.
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There's still this, I guess. Don't know if there's any truth to it, but:Hulk Hogan Headed for Divorce
Apparently, Hulk Hogan doesn't know best when it comes to his marriage.
The retired wrestler was reportedly blindsided by the news that his wife, Linda Marie Bollea, had filed for divorce after 24 years together.
Hulk Hogan’s Divorce Details Go Public
So much for 50/50. Linda Bollea received more than 70% of the couple's liquid assets. But the pain doesn't stop there for the Hulkster. His ex also received a 40% ownership stake in Hulk's companies. Plus, she received a $3 million property settlement (more on that below).
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So, what are the gritty details? According to the documents, Linda Bollea got a lump sum of $7.44 million from the couple's investment accounts. The remaining $2.97 million went to the Hulk.
The properties were either sold or are still on the market. The couple's home used in "Hogan Knows Best" was originally listed for nearly $14 million. It is now available for around $8.87 million. Once that sells, Hogan will owe his ex-wife $1.45 million. The two will split the remaining proceeds.
Additionally, Linda Bollea received several cars in the split, including a Mercedes-Benz, a Corvette, a Cadillac Escalade, and a Rolls-Royce. Hulk received many of the remaining automobiles.
Every guy I know who's gone through a divorce has really gotten the raw end of the deal, and for petty offenses against the as well like "he wasn't listening to me." WTF-ever. One of my uncles was stuck paying child support for kids living at his ex's new husband's house while he was stuck rooming with two other people to pay rent. While his ex talked shit about him to his kids.Lawyer: Hulk divorce is a ruse
HULK HOGAN and his wife Linda have been accused of staging a divorce in order to protect their assets after son Nick critically injured a pal.
The lawyer for the Graziano family, whose son John was almost killed when travelling in Nick's speeding car, has told a US newspaper that she feels the move is to stop a large court payout.
The more I hear about these foul endings, the more the prospect of marriage roils my stomach. Want a prenuptial agreement? Well, you must not love her enough. And don't forget the blood diamond.
/cool story