unnamednewbie13
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Ever wonder why guys are afraid of marriage? First world problems and all, but holy shit:
Hulk Hogan Headed for Divorce
Apparently, Hulk Hogan doesn't know best when it comes to his marriage.

The retired wrestler was reportedly blindsided by the news that his wife, Linda Marie Bollea, had filed for divorce after 24 years together.


Hulk Hogan’s Divorce Details Go Public
So much for 50/50. Linda Bollea received more than 70% of the couple's liquid assets. But the pain doesn't stop there for the Hulkster. His ex also received a 40% ownership stake in Hulk's companies. Plus, she received a $3 million property settlement (more on that below).

[...]

So, what are the gritty details? According to the documents, Linda Bollea got a lump sum of $7.44 million from the couple's investment accounts. The remaining $2.97 million went to the Hulk.

The properties were either sold or are still on the market. The couple's home used in "Hogan Knows Best" was originally listed for nearly $14 million. It is now available for around $8.87 million. Once that sells, Hogan will owe his ex-wife $1.45 million. The two will split the remaining proceeds.
Additionally, Linda Bollea received several cars in the split, including a Mercedes-Benz, a Corvette, a Cadillac Escalade, and a Rolls-Royce. Hulk received many of the remaining automobiles.
There's still this, I guess. Don't know if there's any truth to it, but:
Lawyer: Hulk divorce is a ruse
HULK HOGAN and his wife Linda have been accused of staging a divorce in order to protect their assets after son Nick critically injured a pal.

The lawyer for the Graziano family, whose son John was almost killed when travelling in Nick's speeding car, has told a US newspaper that she feels the move is to stop a large court payout.
Every guy I know who's gone through a divorce has really gotten the raw end of the deal, and for petty offenses against the as well like "he wasn't listening to me." WTF-ever. One of my uncles was stuck paying child support for kids living at his ex's new husband's house while he was stuck rooming with two other people to pay rent. While his ex talked shit about him to his kids.

The more I hear about these foul endings, the more the prospect of marriage roils my stomach. Want a prenuptial agreement? Well, you must not love her enough. And don't forget the blood diamond.

/cool story
Macbeth
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Without doing too much research, the news I've seen says she gets 70% of liquid assets, 40% of various ownership interests in companies, and a $3 million property settlement.

Depending on the value of the Bollea's property holdings, her take may be under 50%.

I.e., if they have $10 million locked up in property, she's only getting 30% of that.

It's complicated further because it appears that the value of their home is being split using a different method (any remaining payments under the property settlement get cut from the top, then the value is split 50-50)
From the reddit thread. Take it with a rather large grain of salt.

If the above guy is right, it seems to be about 50/50. He also seems to have escaped alimony payments. It's still bullshit though. The family's wealth is a direct result of Hulk Hogan and no else. How much of the income she deserves for just lying under him while he provided is certainly questionable. I also don't see how the person who was in the car with their son deserves a payout. Last I checked about the story no one put a gun to the kids head and told him to get into a car with his drunk friend. I'm getting a 'fuck him' feeling.

As for my cool story, bros

The war on terror happened a decade ago, get over it. People still whining about Bush et al. are just as tiresome as the people who still use 9/11 as a justification for anything/everything. FFS, it wasn't even that bad.

Last edited by Macbeth (2011-11-23 19:05:15)

Dilbert_X
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Iraq and Afghanistan are still occupied - funny that if the war ended a decade ago.
Fuck Israel
Macbeth
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"THEY WERE THE ONES EATING THE BLUEBERRY PIE"

Who the hell at msnbc thought it would be a good idea to give this guy a show?
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Green Man
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same people that gave maddow and obernut a job
What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
Macbeth
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Ober was a massive tool. Maddow isn't bad. She's left but her show is well researched and she isn't a tool. Whenever I can I'll watch O'reilly at 8 then watch Maddow at 9.
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FEOS
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Iraq and Afghanistan are still occupied - funny that if the war ended a decade ago.
LOL @ Iraq & Afghanistan being "occupied."

Someone needs to read a definition of occupied.
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FEOS wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Iraq and Afghanistan are still occupied - funny that if the war ended a decade ago.
LOL @ Iraq & Afghanistan being "occupied."

Someone needs to read a definition of occupied.
hippies occupied wallstreet, now we must liberate it
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War Man
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Apparently the Sovs want to deploy missiles in response to the US deploying missile defense systems in Eastern Europe. lawl
Lol, I know right?
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Uzique
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why are the US entitled to have 'defensive' missile bases in eastern europe, but not russia? it's their backyard.

would you let russia build missile sites in mexico and the caribbean, as a defensive measure?

oh, wait...
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Kmar
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Go for it.. there is no missile shield that will stop a sustained icbm attack. A missile shield in Europe is intended to protect certain (NATO) European states from rogue attacks from other (non-Russian) countries.. as I understand it.
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Uzique
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yeah cause iran are really gonna nuke hungary or poland. sworn mortal enemies that they are.
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War Man
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Uzique wrote:

why are the US entitled to have 'defensive' missile bases in eastern europe, but not russia? it's their backyard.

would you let russia build missile sites in mexico and the caribbean, as a defensive measure?

oh, wait...
I honestly wouldn't give a fuck, not like we're going to fucking nuke them or anything. A simple military invasion would take care of them.

Last edited by War Man (2011-11-25 21:15:54)

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Kmar
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I ofc don't personally believe that. Jus recalling what I remember as it's stated intent.. it's all a bunch of pointless hubbub to me
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Kmar
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War Man wrote:

Uzique wrote:

why are the US entitled to have 'defensive' missile bases in eastern europe, but not russia? it's their backyard.

would you let russia build missile sites in mexico and the caribbean, as a defensive measure?

oh, wait...
I honestly wouldn't give a fuck, not like we're going to fucking nuke them or anything. A simple military invasion would take care of them.
Invading Russia?
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Trotskygrad
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Uzique wrote:

yeah cause iran are really gonna nuke hungary or poland. sworn mortal enemies that they are.
they definitely might aim at the UK, and hungary and poland are good places to put interceptors.
War Man
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Kmar wrote:

War Man wrote:

Uzique wrote:

why are the US entitled to have 'defensive' missile bases in eastern europe, but not russia? it's their backyard.

would you let russia build missile sites in mexico and the caribbean, as a defensive measure?

oh, wait...
I honestly wouldn't give a fuck, not like we're going to fucking nuke them or anything. A simple military invasion would take care of them.
Invading Russia?
No, Mexico. Russia can put missile defense shields if they had them in Mexico.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Kmar
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War Man wrote:

Kmar wrote:

War Man wrote:

I honestly wouldn't give a fuck, not like we're going to fucking nuke them or anything. A simple military invasion would take care of them.
Invading Russia?
No, Mexico. Russia can put missile defense shields if they had them in Mexico.
What a bout actual missiles? say in Cuba or something?

lol
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War Man
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Kmar wrote:

War Man wrote:

Kmar wrote:


Invading Russia?
No, Mexico. Russia can put missile defense shields if they had them in Mexico.
What a bout actual missiles? say in Cuba or something?

lol
Lol
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Uzique
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Trotskygrad wrote:

Uzique wrote:

yeah cause iran are really gonna nuke hungary or poland. sworn mortal enemies that they are.
they definitely might aim at the UK, and hungary and poland are good places to put interceptors.
why would iran nuke the uk? the worry about iran having nukes is that they'll be a roaring lion removing the thorn of israel.

there will be no nukes fired at a european country from a non-russian power. american 'defense' missiles in europe is just more neo-imperialist bullshit.
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War Man
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Uzique wrote:

Trotskygrad wrote:

Uzique wrote:

yeah cause iran are really gonna nuke hungary or poland. sworn mortal enemies that they are.
they definitely might aim at the UK, and hungary and poland are good places to put interceptors.
why would iran nuke the uk? the worry about iran having nukes is that they'll be a roaring lion removing the thorn of israel.

there will be no nukes fired at a european country from a non-russian power. american 'defense' missiles in europe is just more neo-imperialist bullshit.
If Iran ends up with nukes, lets wait and see what they will do with them. I do agree they are more likely to go for Israel, however.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Uzique
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what possible reason or gain would iran get out of nuking a western european country?
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Kmar
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Uzique wrote:

what possible reason or gain would iran get out of nuking a western european country?
Glenn Beck told me to usher in the 12th Imam..
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War Man
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Uzique wrote:

what possible reason or gain would iran get out of nuking a western european country?
Pleasure and enjoyment at least. Fucking over the European economy as well. Can't say if a developed nation gets nuked its economy will still be fine.
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