Unemployed mother of 2 trying to become world's fattest woman

2011-08-18 17:12:55

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5946|College Park, MD

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.
The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.
Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

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Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.
‘It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.
She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … izing.html
Bet you a beer she's using welfare to pay for her experiment.

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2011-08-18 17:21:35

#2

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5212|Dundee, Scotland.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.
The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.
Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

...

Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.
‘It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.
She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … izing.html
Bet you a beer she's using welfare to pay for her experiment.

and when she gets too fat she'll need a gastric band, and guess what? YOU GUYS WILL BE PAYING FOR IT!

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-08-18 17:30:54

#3

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6816

disgusting

♥

2011-08-18 17:35:12

#4

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6981|Cinncinatti

i bet she ate mek to gain some weight.

rip mek, you helped her get this shit on lock

2011-08-18 17:36:42

#5

Roc18: `; +655|6035|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.

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2011-08-18 17:38:47

#6

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5212|Dundee, Scotland.

Roc18 wrote:
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.

i used to eat about 10k after football training

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-08-18 17:43:54

#7

Roc18: `; +655|6035|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Camm wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.
>20,000 calories a day.

i used to eat about 10k after football training

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That's crazy.

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2011-08-18 18:25:34

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6397|what

AMERICA

2011-08-18 18:26:59

#9

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6925|Disaster Free Zone

Poor dog.

2011-08-18 18:30:14

#10

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6766|...

Toilet Sex wrote:
disgusting

2011-08-18 18:58:55

#11

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6875|New Hampshire, USA

AussieReaper wrote:
AMERICA

This woman is my hero

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2011-08-18 19:19:26

#12

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5994|شمال

why is this in dst

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...show me the schematic

2011-08-18 19:28:16

#13

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5602|London, England

Beduin wrote:
why is this in dst

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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2011-08-18 19:34:20

#14

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5830

Daily mail is obsessed with fat people pissing contest
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic … years.html
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135962

2011-08-18 19:34:47

#15

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6766|...

Beduin wrote:
why is this in dst

good point

2011-08-18 19:55:47

#16

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7018|Noizyland

Over 730kg... And she already uses a scooter to get around. Reinforced no doubt.

She wont last. I seriously doubt human organs could cope under that stress. Her blood will reach the consistency of bitumen which is fitting considering the stress she is likely to place on local road infrastructure.

Silly cow.

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2011-08-18 20:01:54

#17

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6985|OctoLand

Thread title had much promise, which led to opening of thread.

Thread delivered.

I know fucking karate

2011-08-18 20:05:21

#18

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6209|London, England

Macbeth wrote:
Daily mail is obsessed with fat people pissing contest
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic … years.html
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135962

the UK hasnt seen a fat person before because rioters steal all their food

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2011-08-18 20:08:28

#19

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6985|OctoLand

Mutantbear wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Daily mail is obsessed with fat people pissing contest
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic … years.html
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135962
the UK hasnt seen a fat person before because rioters steal all their food

Yeah, well, Connecticut is faggotville.

I know fucking karate

2011-08-18 21:11:32

#20

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6741

Ty wrote:
She wont last.

she'll out last you in the next ice age.

roll it in flour, look for the wet spot, hop on and slap a meaty thigh, ride the wave in.

we'll send a team in with plywood strapped to their backs, i swear.

2011-08-18 21:13:42

#21

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6985|OctoLand

Do you think it would be physically possible to have intercourse with her?

I know fucking karate

2011-08-18 21:14:51

#22

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6816

no i will not think of that justice

mind bleach please?

♥

2011-08-18 21:15:29

#23

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Good, she'll eat herself to death and we'll have one less nut on the planet. Hopefully her kids won't follow in her footsteps and will be, instead, disgusted and remain healthy.

"Oh yeah I'm healthy! I just can't walk!"

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-18 21:15:40

#24

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6985|OctoLand

I think I can make out a cameltoe, or just a camel.

I know fucking karate

2011-08-18 21:17:42

#25

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6985|OctoLand

Dude next to the dog...Markoo?

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