42. . . .Sweet!
Great movie, I'm gonna watch it right now!
Thanx
Great movie, I'm gonna watch it right now!
Thanx
Also ask him, who's going to be playing England in the World Cup Final.
Don't bother with the score, I already know that - 3-1 to England
Don't bother with the score, I already know that - 3-1 to England
why did you make BF2 so god damn addictive????!
Coz he got fed up playing lame games like Halo2. And WoW has no SRAW's (what's up with that???)gbr.hitman wrote:
why did you make BF2 so god damn addictive????!
Remember... a bad day at BF2, is better than work (was gonna say sex, but there are limits
I wouldn't ask anything, because there is no god...!
I'd also ask him,
Whats it gonna take for arsenal to win the champions league?
lol
Whats it gonna take for arsenal to win the champions league?
lol
Most likely to be Christian roc and christian rap. Terrible music.Aslan_the_Creator wrote:
10. What songs do you like? Probably hymns. Lol.
I would ask him why he would ever come up with this sick game. If he really loves everyone, why would he make this huge "test" for all of these humans to have to do to get into heaven. "If you don't do this, you will live in misery for eternity". GREAT, guy. It's sick and twisted. You know most all humans on earth will fuck it up and have to go to hell forever so why do that to the ones "you love". Why can't animals go to heaven? They have feelings and everything that we do. Why don't they have to do all the BS you make everyone else do? Seems to me religion does nothing but divide. Everyone thinks they're right. In fact, some even want to kill everyone who doesn't believe what they believe. Religion is 99% demographic. As in, 'where you were born' and 'what your parents/loved ones believe'. None of it makes any sense to me. I don't believe in ghosts or monsters or fairy tails cuz see, these days, we have SCIENCE. Seems like a scare tactict to get people to be nice or else... I don't think there is any conscious thought after death so Yeah, send me to hell. I won't remember any of it anyways.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I second that![FHF]MattyZ wrote:
I would ask...
"Is there anything I can do for you?"
Ask who anything?
Whys the religion so messed up with crappy miracles that are impossable?
P.S if its not obvious from my question, im not religious
P.S if its not obvious from my question, im not religious
My question:
What are your favorite kind of socks?
What are your favorite kind of socks?
I would ask him a whole bunch of highly complex scientific questions that I won't post.
Otherwise: Is it a sin to be a jerk?
Otherwise: Is it a sin to be a jerk?
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
hmm... why dont i have a girlfriend?
I think I mentioned this on another topic:
"Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?"
Either that or:
"Where the fuck you been at?"
Either that or I'd engage him in a philosophical debate into the existance of God. That'd be classic, and I bet I'd win too. I'm just so fucken awesome I would have sex with myself if I could - right after I finish this huge sandwich. Still, I guess God's pretty cool, I want to be like him. Eh, fuck him what does he know?
Seven deadly sins in less than three lines, I think that's pretty good.
"Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?"
Either that or:
"Where the fuck you been at?"
Either that or I'd engage him in a philosophical debate into the existance of God. That'd be classic, and I bet I'd win too. I'm just so fucken awesome I would have sex with myself if I could - right after I finish this huge sandwich. Still, I guess God's pretty cool, I want to be like him. Eh, fuck him what does he know?
Seven deadly sins in less than three lines, I think that's pretty good.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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"Did that guy that blew up my tank with one shot every time use aimbot ?"
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
I wouldn't dare asking him anything beacuse he'd probably point to a big button and say:
"Use SEARCH! Noob..."
"Use SEARCH! Noob..."
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lmao good 1Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
Never gonna happen.JahManRed wrote:
wtf is going on in the average womans head?
Subject: Build me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
id ask.....if the crew of the ss minow killed giligan, would they have been able to get off the island?
Dear God:
Why does bottled water from Poland have an expiration date and girl scout cookies don't?
Why does bottled water from Poland have an expiration date and girl scout cookies don't?
I would ask him...
Am I high right now? I'm seeing god.
Am I high right now? I'm seeing god.
I'd ask him to fuck off and stop deluding people.
I'd ask him when 1.3 is being released
Id ask him, why did jesus marry mary madalang (sp?) and why are there other messiahs besides jesus not mentioned in ur holy book
Why did EA have to nerf the blackhawk?
"Why did you make me so tall that I don't fit in the rollercoaster rides at Six Flags?"
"Remember that one time when I was jerking off in the bathroom and my mom walked in on me? A tornado or Earthquake would have been nice."
"Why ya gotta make farts stink? Seriously, a flower smell or a T-Bone steak smell to tall of an order or something?"
"Why did you let my dog get run over in front of me? I was like 5 years old and I saw his guts come out of his butt. That was SO not cool God."
"How exactly does Febreeze work?"
"42? Really? Damn, they were right. Nice one dude!"
"Can I sit in your chair?"
"If you take away one wing on an angel, will he fly around in circles?"
"Where did Jimmy Hoffa go?"
"Why does my poop sometimes come out blue?"
"Why did you let rap music catch on?"
"When are you going to make Fall Out Boy's tour bus swerve off a cliff and blow up?"
"Remember that one time when I was jerking off in the bathroom and my mom walked in on me? A tornado or Earthquake would have been nice."
"Why ya gotta make farts stink? Seriously, a flower smell or a T-Bone steak smell to tall of an order or something?"
"Why did you let my dog get run over in front of me? I was like 5 years old and I saw his guts come out of his butt. That was SO not cool God."
"How exactly does Febreeze work?"
"42? Really? Damn, they were right. Nice one dude!"
"Can I sit in your chair?"
"If you take away one wing on an angel, will he fly around in circles?"
"Where did Jimmy Hoffa go?"
"Why does my poop sometimes come out blue?"
"Why did you let rap music catch on?"
"When are you going to make Fall Out Boy's tour bus swerve off a cliff and blow up?"