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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

i live in a house with a backyard and a garage
someone in this apartment complex has Secret Service protection
siihb
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some documentary about heroin
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RTHKI
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i live in a place that doesnt need secret service protection
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RTHKI
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ie. safer
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ive got my own home protection
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Hurricane2k9
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no, as in less important
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eleven bravo wrote:

some documentary about heroin
pretty cool that its legal and weed isnt rite
Jaekus
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"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.
Hurricane2k9
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Jaekus wrote:

"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.
that tends to happen after eating hot pockets
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hurri have you ever eaten a hot pocket bvefore?  is your tummy that sensitive?
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my neighbor looks like cheryl david
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my ex girlfriend sort of look like cheryl
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Jaekus wrote:

"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.
You jelly
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jaekus
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Totes
RTHKI
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The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
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eleven bravo wrote:

hurri have you ever eaten a hot pocket bvefore?  is your tummy that sensitive?
i'm kidding, and yes I have. quite tasty.

what I don't get are people who are like "don't eat mexican food, you'll get the shits" no you don't
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RTHKI
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some do
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RTHKI
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but not me
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pussies
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if you cant eat at taco bell without pissing through your butthole, youve got serious medical problems and should probably euthanize yourself.
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eleven bravo wrote:

my ex girlfriend sort of look like cheryl
i want to munch her box
RTHKI
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i havent had taco bell in years so. duno
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Jaekus
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RTHKI wrote:

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest.
I knew I had read it on there before.

Also, look up docking.
Hurricane2k9
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eleven bravo wrote:

if you cant eat at taco bell without pissing through your butthole, youve got serious medical problems and should probably euthanize yourself.
the day I got appendicitis I had eaten at taco bell
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young adults in new jersey are using heroin at twice the rate of the rest of the country
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