siihbHurricane2k9 wrote:
someone in this apartment complex has Secret Service protectioneleven bravo wrote:
i live in a house with a backyard and a garage
some documentary about heroin
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ive got my own home protection
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no, as in less important

pretty cool that its legal and weed isnt riteeleven bravo wrote:
some documentary about heroin
"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.
that tends to happen after eating hot pocketsJaekus wrote:
"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.

hurri have you ever eaten a hot pocket bvefore? is your tummy that sensitive?
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my neighbor looks like cheryl david
my ex girlfriend sort of look like cheryl
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You jellyJaekus wrote:
"Hot pocket" sounds like an urban dictionary term for someone shitting themselves.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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i'm kidding, and yes I have. quite tasty.eleven bravo wrote:
hurri have you ever eaten a hot pocket bvefore? is your tummy that sensitive?
what I don't get are people who are like "don't eat mexican food, you'll get the shits" no you don't

pussies

if you cant eat at taco bell without pissing through your butthole, youve got serious medical problems and should probably euthanize yourself.
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i want to munch her boxeleven bravo wrote:
my ex girlfriend sort of look like cheryl
I knew I had read it on there before.RTHKI wrote:
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest.
Also, look up docking.
the day I got appendicitis I had eaten at taco belleleven bravo wrote:
if you cant eat at taco bell without pissing through your butthole, youve got serious medical problems and should probably euthanize yourself.

young adults in new jersey are using heroin at twice the rate of the rest of the country
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