menzo
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+616|6690|Amsterdam‫
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 8/10

the story sucks duck, but it is just awsm fun with lots of MICHAELBAYSPLOSIONS!!

but it would be better just CG no humans, on cybertron

Last edited by menzo (2011-07-05 02:20:18)

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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6845|132 and Bush

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

It's pretty funny to see the range of reviews coming in from Transformers 3. It seems they are all over the damn place.

LBJ, were you familiar with Michael Bay's work prior to watching it?

*I actually liked Bad Boys
Yeah I am familiar with his work. I knew what I was getting in to when I went to see it. I had very low expectations but somehow I was still disappointed
They're good to play on the home theater.. but they (his movies in general) bore me quickly.

*Disclaimer: I haven't seen the newest transformers
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Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5212|Dundee, Scotland.

menzo wrote:

sucks duck
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quack
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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I fucking love ducks. I want one.
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Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6911

Transformer 3: 8/10.

It is what it is.  Good mindless fun.  Definitely better than part 2.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6812|Mountains of NC

I laugh at the "critics" that talk how bad a Bay movie ( some of the critics haven't even seen T3 but yet they are criticizing the movie )

a Bay movie is what it is ... the guy doesn't change his formula, you get a good popcorn summer flick that makes alot of cash and looks good on screen.
The only films I can think of that had a good plot was " The Rock " & " Bad Boys I & II " and the first 2 was back during the Mike & Jerry combo days
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Doctor Strangelove
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But it doesn't look good on screen. Bay might put in allot of CGI but he is terrible at cinematography, you cannot tell what the fuck is going on because of how terrible he is at positioning shots. All the crap is either too close or too far away. You also have the problem with the fact that his movies are at least 150 minutes long, when the most you can realistically expect to watch a movie where the CGI is the only thing it has going is 90 minutes. If he wasn't so bad with his camera work and didn't drag his films on so much, people would not hate his movies so much. It's not that they are dumb summer movies, it's that they're bad dumb summer movies.

Also Shia LaBouf is a fucking pussy faggot.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6911

Who watched T3 for Shia?
Doctor Strangelove
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+1,758|6712
Didn't change the fact that he was in it, fagging it up.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5830

Megan Fox was the only thing the series had going for it.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6911

My kids were in it for the robots.  My wife was in it for Josh.  And I was in it for the exotic cars and military gears.  And yes, my wife did think the chopped building scene was completely absurd.  And my son asked why Decepticons never look around corners.  But they still enjoyed it for some weekend time waster.

Megan Fox is meh.  I preferred the new girl.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6812|Mountains of NC

T1 & T2 hard to follow but better job with T3, can't over use CGI when their is no actually 30 ft tall optimus prime


did an excellent job on cinematography on films like Pearl Harbor and Bad Boys II
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6925|Disaster Free Zone

SEREMAKER wrote:

I laugh at the "critics" that talk how bad a Bay movie ( some of the critics haven't even seen T3 but yet they are criticizing the movie )

a Bay movie is what it is ... the guy doesn't change his formula, you get a good popcorn summer flick that makes alot of cash and looks good on screen.
The only films I can think of that had a good plot was " The Rock " & " Bad Boys I & II " and the first 2 was back during the Mike & Jerry combo days
Bad Boys and The Rock are awesome movies... after that he lost the plot. (no pun intended). BB2 and T1 were ok, but poor in comparison. Everything else is pretty bad.

Also I laugh at the "fans" that give a terrible movie 10/10 because they knew it was going to be terrible before they went in.

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Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6786|Texas - Bigger than France
I hate Michael Bay and the little shits who made me watch that horrible movie.

Fucking people cheered during the movie.

Standing ovations even.

wtf

I'm with Kerry - Bad Boys was the last movie Bay made that was actually good
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6393|'straya
Rating it 8/10 or 9/10 when compared to the previous Transformers movies or cliché action movies in general is fine. But rating Transformers 3 as 8/10 or 9/10 compared to every other movie ever made is simply ludicrous. I was rating the movie, not rating how close it came to my expectations.

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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6958|Purplicious Wisconsin

Pug wrote:

I hate Michael Bay and the little shits who made me watch that horrible movie.

Fucking people cheered during the movie.

Standing ovations even.

wtf

I'm with Kerry - Bad Boys was the last movie Bay made that was actually good
Lol, people clapped at the ending in my theater. I was like, what?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Doctor Strangelove
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Rating stuff without writing anything about it is stupid. If I were to rate Lawrence of Arabia, or Ghandi or something like that a 9/10 without leaving much text, most people wouldn't realize that they are long and dry movies with only small segments of excitement, which obviously isn't the movie for everyone.

Instead, you should talk a bit about what you thought of the movie, what kind of movie it was and exactly why you did or did not enjoy it.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5602|London, England
People, please stop referring to the transformers movies as T1, T2 etc. those are reserved for the Terminator series. This public service announcement brought to you by those not born in the 90s.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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arthur - 6/10 i think i like the older movie better.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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Jay wrote:

People, please stop referring to the transformers movies as T1, T2 etc. those are reserved for the Terminator series. This public service announcement brought to you by those not born in the 90s.
I was born in the 90s, and I agree. I was confused for a bit as to why people were saying T2 sucked, and T3 was good.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5946|College Park, MD

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Jay wrote:

People, please stop referring to the transformers movies as T1, T2 etc. those are reserved for the Terminator series. This public service announcement brought to you by those not born in the 90s.
I was born in the 90s, and I agree. I was confused for a bit as to why people were saying T2 sucked, and T3 was good.
fuck michael bay
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Hurricane2k9
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THUNDERBIRD!
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justice
OctoPoster
+978|6985|OctoLand
The Fighter - 7/10

It was a good film, not too much to say about really. I thought the fight scenes could have been done a little better, and it lacked a decent score. Cinderella Man is still my fave boxing film, this comes in second. Glad Bale got his oscar for this, he is one of the top 5 actors out there, very diverse, and the way he pulls off these different accents perfectly is impressive.
I know fucking karate
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6568|Graz, Austria

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Jay wrote:

People, please stop referring to the transformers movies as T1, T2 etc. those are reserved for the Terminator series. This public service announcement brought to you by those not born in the 90s.
I was born in the 90s, and I agree. I was confused for a bit as to why people were saying T2 sucked, and T3 was good.
fuck michael bay
I always thought that Miami Vice from 2006 was his best movie, only to realize today that it was written and directed by Michael Mann!

Shame on me!
And fuck Michael Bay.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6350|eXtreme to the maX
Restrepo - 7/10
Not that great, but impressive to have been made in real combat.
Not really surprising we're failing so badly if thats the level of operations in Afghanistan.

Food Inc - 7/10
Predictable and fairly slow, may be eye-opening for some I guess. Didn't really suggest any solutions.
Fuck Israel

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