Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas
Welcome back bf2s friends.  Today we are going to discuss the back story of how the situation of Armored Fury has come about.  For those of you who don't know what I am talking about, let me enlighten you.  There was a thread made some time ago about the "fictional history of BF2".  In this article, a forum user who's name I cannot remember went through the trouble of writing up a mock history of events that led up to the BF2 conflict.  It pretty much involved Bush fucking things up....repeatedly, but that’s beside the point.  What we are here for today is the history of Armored Fury.

Now, let’s get to business shall we?


June 2007 (Insert sound from Law and Order)

The Chinese in a move to capture important Pacific resources from the United States attack and capture Wake Island, a small island used by the American's as a supply and fuel depot and as a stop over airstrip for cross Pacific flights.  The victory came easier than expected as the Chinese found the island defended only by a cook and a female flight attendant.  In the following days the American's planned and co-ordinated a counter-attack on the island.  Planning took only three days and the operation codenamed "Operation Stink Finger" was launched in the early hours of June 17th.  The plan consisted of the American Fleet (a.k.a The Essex) docking within sight and range of the island.  Shortly after the Americans were to take control of a small and "strategically important" island in the middle of the lagoon.  While this was happening the American F-35 pilots were to circle the island and destroy all ground assets and eliminate the Chinese Air Force stationed on the island.

Much to the American's dismay the Operation was a total failure.  Bad things happened from the start when a Cobra helicopter had a mid-air collision with an F-35 and ended up killing half the Airborne landing party.  The other F-35 that managed to take off was quickly downed by a stray missile fired by a Chinese J-10 that was on patrol 5 miles away, monitoring dolphin movements on the East side of the Island.  With all air superiority lost, the American's had little choice but to proceed to the island by rubber boats.  As the American's soon found out, rubber boats do not react well with bullets and the entire landing party was sunk.  The only thing left to do was for the Essex to retreat to safe waters and regroup, but unfortunately a single Chinese sniper with a L96A1 had managed to secure the entire boat and drive away.  The remaining Americans were systematically eliminated on the small island.  This marked one of the worst defeats since Custer in the American military.


August 2007

Chinese forces equipped with their new Carrier sail east to the borders of Alaska where they hope to get a foothold on American soil.  The operation codenamed "Made in China" took weeks of planning and was set to kick off in the early hours of the morning of August 9th.  The plan consisted of 2 J-10 fighter planes killing everything that had a pulse and then 30 minutes after 0 hour, the land force would simply walk ashore.

It.....well it pretty much worked.  The only casualties were from an AA accident involving a transport chopper full of people.  The J-10 ended up killing the other plane so the Chinese played this off as a minor and "unfortunate" accident.  All the lost souls pressed the PgUp key in forgiveness.


November 2007

MEC forces, noticing the recent slack of American pressure and eyeing the Chinese success in the East decide to bypass the Americans on their homeland by leaving a minimal force to defend and sending the bulk of their forces to attack the American Eastern Seaboard to effectively build a second front on American soil.  The plan was cut short when the MEC army realized their navy consisted of 3 rubber boats.  Persistent none the less, the MEC army devised a plan to move West by land until they reached the Egyptian port of Suez from which they would hijack a Super Oil Tanker and use it to ferry their entire army to Washington D.C.  By the end of November the bulk of the MEC team had reached the port and had secured an oil tanker called the "Crusty Martha".


December 2007

Chinese forces manage to sweep a path down to Southern California, effectively eliminating the American Western seaboard.  However, Chinese forces soon realized what a mistake they had made when they entered the suburbs of a town called Compton on the outskirts of L.A.  Chinese casualties were massive, in one incident only 2 soldiers out of an extermination squad of 400 made it out alive.  The two survivors called the locals "Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons" which translated means "Angry Black people".  With the Chinese invasion force cut down by 1/3, they decide to bypass and head east by capturing parts of Arizona and Nevada, but once again their push was slowed when half of the Chinese force contracted herpes from a hooker in Las Vegas, effectively derailing the push for the next three months while they waited for the generic Chinese form of Valtrex to arrive.


March 2008

MEC forces finally arrive in Washington D.C. after a grueling 2 month ordeal on the open seas which involved being hijacked by Somalian Pirates and a nasty Flu bug.  Now that the MEC army was in Washington they decide it best to wait until the Chinese push again and most of the military moves West to defend, then they take over the lightly defended city.  But what to do until then?  Some get jobs as taxi drivers, some as convenient store workers and some even as janitors.  Anything to pass the time.  Only one problem that wouldn't be noticed until June...........................

Meanwhile in Nevada, the Chinese have finally gotten their medication and decide to rest and regroup for about a month before making the third push into the Mid-West.  Unfortunately for the Chinese, the harsh environment was taking a toll.  Between the herpes, getting beat up by gang member and losing all their money in the casinos, they we're all now starting to realize that they had forgotten one very important part of their military that they would need for the next push. 

They forgot their..........................


To be continued...
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|6929|Melbourne, Australia
do u realy expect me to read that much.... =]

ok i read it ... lawl nice work i love the law an order thing

Last edited by I.M.I Militant (2006-05-16 00:02:12)

Erwin_Rommel188
Member
+59|6895|Seattle
I can't believe I read that
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7020|Nårvei

Erwin_Rommel188 wrote:

I can't believe I read that
A very believeble backstory ;-)
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|6785
Theres a story to BF2 ??? :s . I just play the game cos I like, not because it has a background story.
2ndLt.Tucker
If you can read this, your already dead
+33|6893|Stillwater, Ok
hmm wow what a bullshit backstory....i mean honestly. MEC land on american soil?
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6910|MoVal So-Cal
this smells like bull shit....oh wait it is
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

2ndLt.Tucker wrote:

hmm wow what a bullshit backstory....i mean honestly. MEC land on american soil?
Ahhhhhhh don't count your chickens just yet....part 2 is coming later in the week.

Or whenever I feel like it, which ever comes first.
Souljah
Member
+42|6878

Cougar wrote:

December 2007

Chinese forces manage to sweep a path down to Southern California, effectively eliminating the American Western seaboard.  However, Chinese forces soon realized what a mistake they had made when they entered the suburbs of a town called Compton on the outskirts of L.A.  Chinese casualties were massive, in one incident only 2 soldiers out of an extermination squad of 400 made it out alive.  The two survivors called the locals "Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons" which translated means "Angry Black people".  With the Chinese invasion force cut down by 1/3, they decide to bypass and head east by capturing parts of Arizona and Nevada, but once again their push was slowed when half of the Chinese force contracted herpes from a hooker in Las Vegas, effectively derailing the push for the next three months while they waited for the generic Chinese form of Valtrex to arrive.
now that was funny
YoBabysDaddy
Member
+31|7034|St. Louis, MO
.....
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

YoBabysDaddy wrote:

.....
Finally, someone catches the gist.
Papa Smurf 314
Right in the Smurfin' parking lot?
+90|6980|New York
lmfao.  3 rubber boats hahaha
Dsp-CS-
Claymore magnet
+98|6916|Alaska
Haha china lands  in alaska, pff, they're gonna freeze thier ass off in here and fleed away from the second they get here. So we wont have to kick thier ass back to china, lol

Last edited by Dsp-CS- (2006-05-16 18:10:55)

Rizen_Ji
Member
+41|6946|200m out and smiling at you.
i dunno whether or not to be mad about the blatant racial slurs on the chinese in there or not.... but i'm leaning towards you're just dumb...
Dsp-CS-
Claymore magnet
+98|6916|Alaska
yea maybe i am but what, cant take a joke, maybe it doesnt seem like one but oh well
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6923|Wherever the F**k i feel like

2ndLt.Tucker wrote:

hmm wow what a bullshit backstory....i mean honestly. MEC land on american soil?
The day ANY middle eastern countries army even touches american soil is the day i bend over backwards and kiss my own arse.
No 1 Gooner
coopj Dependant
+98|6782|England
I skipped it to admire your sig! i will read it later,might print it out and read it when im dropping the kids off at the pool! lol
panderiz
Member
+32|6977
+1 loved it

Rizen_Ji wrote:

i dunno whether or not to be mad about the blatant racial slurs on the chinese in there or not.... but i'm leaning towards you're just dumb...
Racial slurs, what a fucking retard Rizen.
Why dont you cry about it :'-(
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|7054|Sacramento, Cal

Cougar wrote:

Welcome back bf2s friends.  Today we are going to discuss the back story of how the situation of Armored Fury has come about.  For those of you who don't know what I am talking about, let me enlighten you.  There was a thread made some time ago about the "fictional history of BF2".  In this article, a forum user who's name I cannot remember went through the trouble of writing up a mock history of events that led up to the BF2 conflict.  It pretty much involved Bush fucking things up....repeatedly, but that’s beside the point.  What we are here for today is the history of Armored Fury.

Now, let’s get to business shall we?


June 2007 (Insert sound from Law and Order)

The Chinese in a move to capture important Pacific resources from the United States attack and capture Wake Island, a small island used by the American's as a supply and fuel depot and as a stop over airstrip for cross Pacific flights.  The victory came easier than expected as the Chinese found the island defended only by a cook and a female flight attendant.  In the following days the American's planned and co-ordinated a counter-attack on the island.  Planning took only three days and the operation codenamed "Operation Stink Finger" was launched in the early hours of June 17th.  The plan consisted of the American Fleet (a.k.a The Essex) docking within sight and range of the island.  Shortly after the Americans were to take control of a small and "strategically important" island in the middle of the lagoon.  While this was happening the American F-35 pilots were to circle the island and destroy all ground assets and eliminate the Chinese Air Force stationed on the island.

Much to the American's dismay the Operation was a total failure.  Bad things happened from the start when a Cobra helicopter had a mid-air collision with an F-35 and ended up killing half the Airborne landing party.  The other F-35 that managed to take off was quickly downed by a stray missile fired by a Chinese J-10 that was on patrol 5 miles away, monitoring dolphin movements on the East side of the Island.  With all air superiority lost, the American's had little choice but to proceed to the island by rubber boats.  As the American's soon found out, rubber boats do not react well with bullets and the entire landing party was sunk.  The only thing left to do was for the Essex to retreat to safe waters and regroup, but unfortunately a single Chinese sniper with a L96A1 had managed to secure the entire boat and drive away.  The remaining Americans were systematically eliminated on the small island.  This marked one of the worst defeats since Custer in the American military.


August 2007

Chinese forces equipped with their new Carrier sail east to the borders of Alaska where they hope to get a foothold on American soil.  The operation codenamed "Made in China" took weeks of planning and was set to kick off in the early hours of the morning of August 9th.  The plan consisted of 2 J-10 fighter planes killing everything that had a pulse and then 30 minutes after 0 hour, the land force would simply walk ashore.

It.....well it pretty much worked.  The only casualties were from an AA accident involving a transport chopper full of people.  The J-10 ended up killing the other plane so the Chinese played this off as a minor and "unfortunate" accident.  All the lost souls pressed the PgUp key in forgiveness.


November 2007

MEC forces, noticing the recent slack of American pressure and eyeing the Chinese success in the East decide to bypass the Americans on their homeland by leaving a minimal force to defend and sending the bulk of their forces to attack the American Eastern Seaboard to effectively build a second front on American soil.  The plan was cut short when the MEC army realized their navy consisted of 3 rubber boats.  Persistent none the less, the MEC army devised a plan to move West by land until they reached the Egyptian port of Suez from which they would hijack a Super Oil Tanker and use it to ferry their entire army to Washington D.C.  By the end of November the bulk of the MEC team had reached the port and had secured an oil tanker called the "Crusty Martha".


December 2007

Chinese forces manage to sweep a path down to Southern California, effectively eliminating the American Western seaboard.  However, Chinese forces soon realized what a mistake they had made when they entered the suburbs of a town called Compton on the outskirts of L.A.  Chinese casualties were massive, in one incident only 2 soldiers out of an extermination squad of 400 made it out alive.  The two survivors called the locals "Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons" which translated means "Angry Black people".  With the Chinese invasion force cut down by 1/3, they decide to bypass and head east by capturing parts of Arizona and Nevada, but once again their push was slowed when half of the Chinese force contracted herpes from a hooker in Las Vegas, effectively derailing the push for the next three months while they waited for the generic Chinese form of Valtrex to arrive.


March 2008

MEC forces finally arrive in Washington D.C. after a grueling 2 month ordeal on the open seas which involved being hijacked by Somalian Pirates and a nasty Flu bug.  Now that the MEC army was in Washington they decide it best to wait until the Chinese push again and most of the military moves West to defend, then they take over the lightly defended city.  But what to do until then?  Some get jobs as taxi drivers, some as convenient store workers and some even as janitors.  Anything to pass the time.  Only one problem that wouldn't be noticed until June...........................

Meanwhile in Nevada, the Chinese have finally gotten their medication and decide to rest and regroup for about a month before making the third push into the Mid-West.  Unfortunately for the Chinese, the harsh environment was taking a toll.  Between the herpes, getting beat up by gang member and losing all their money in the casinos, they we're all now starting to realize that they had forgotten one very important part of their military that they would need for the next push. 

They forgot their..........................


To be continued...
lolz very funny keep it up.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

Rizen_Ji wrote:

i dunno whether or not to be mad about the blatant racial slurs on the chinese in there or not.... but i'm leaning towards you're just dumb...
Please quote these supposed "racial slurs" and I will review them and delete them.















(psss, I'm not deleting shit because their aren't any you fucking douchebag)
panderiz
Member
+32|6977
^^ what he said, can anyone else see a racial slur anywhere in the fantastic story?
Capt. Foley
Member
+155|6798|Allentown, PA, USA
the day any country invades us im gonna go out there with my fucking Paint ball gun and .22 and go wup some ass lol
seriously

Last edited by Capt. Foley (2006-05-16 19:10:24)

Rizen_Ji
Member
+41|6946|200m out and smiling at you.

Cougar wrote:

"Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons"
fucktard that's what.... some chinese people actually take offense when you fuck with a language older than english. that's what. asshat... i dunno about other chinese people but this chinese cares when someone decides to make fun of their first language.

(not directed at cougar the other asshat, not saying you're an asshat cougar.)

Last edited by Rizen_Ji (2006-05-16 19:13:11)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

Rizen_Ji wrote:

Cougar wrote:

"Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons"
fucktard that's what.... some chinese people actually take offense when you fuck with a language older than english. that's what. asshat... i dunno about other chinese people but this chinese cares when someone decides to make fun of their first language.

(not directed at cougar the other asshat, not saying you're an asshat cougar.)
It's not racist and I'm sure everyone else agree's with me.  If you would provide me with the correct translation of "Angry Black people" I would be more than happy to replace the orginal text with the correct text.  Otherwise, until a mod tells me to take it out, it stays.

Besides, who really cares?  Like the government officials in China are reading my retarded threads on a gaming websites forums and saying to themselves "OHH dat bastard gotta go, push red button an invade the America!!"
panderiz
Member
+32|6977

Rizen_Ji wrote:

Cougar wrote:

"Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons"
fucktard that's what.... some chinese people actually take offense when you fuck with a language older than english. that's what. asshat... i dunno about other chinese people but this chinese cares when someone decides to make fun of their first language.

(not directed at cougar the other asshat, not saying you're an asshat cougar.)
well they/you can get the fuck over it, your a fucking embarassment if you want to try and argue your point.

There are more important things in this world than worrying about some cockhead getting upset over absolutely nothing.  Maybe you and your 'other chinese' need to have a good hard look at themselves if you're gonna get your panties in a twist.

PS: You want a racial slur, I'll pm one you little fairy.

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