EE Chats June

2011-06-17 12:44:51

#3751

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6004|...

National Geographic TV shows aired tonight:

21:00 The dog whisperer: Bikini, Fella, Winston & Oliver
22:00 The dog whisperer: Drop it sugar!, three's a crowd, the other woman
23:00 The dog whisperer: Bikini, Fella, Winston & Oliver
00:00 The dog whisperer: Drop it sugar!, three's a crowd, the other woman
01:00 I didn't know that
02:00 The dog whisperer: Katrina dogs, Canine confidential, the Chow hound
03:00 The dog whisperer: Bikini, Fella, Winston & Oliver
04:00 The dog whisperer: Drop it sugar!, three's a crowd, the other woman

What the fuck, NG? The only show they air all day every day is the dog whisperer, literally.

inane little opines

2011-06-17 13:01:15

#3752

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6747|London

do you ever offer to do something for someone just to appear nice expecting them to say no, but then they say yes

and then it's like oh... well.. er sure ok then

just happened to me

2011-06-17 13:01:35

#3753

Spamtheban: Undsiputed BF2s FIFA champion of all time; +132|4847|Stoke

tell us more

2011-06-17 13:04:08

#3754

gurdeep: +812|4760|prolly

Spamtheban wrote:
tell us more

2011-06-17 13:05:29

#3755

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5363|London, England

gents, it's a blow job. he was offering a blow job and didn't expect it to be accepted. he'll be busy for a bit.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-06-17 13:07:50

#3756

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6502

https://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3126/theidenyofvancouversfam.jpg

2011-06-17 13:09:10

#3757

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6747|London

a car was parked over my drive as i came home, two girls and an older guy were changing a tyre

it's raining pretty hard and they didn't have an umbrella so i offered them mine when i got out of the car, they said thanks and i said "yeah are you alright do you want any help?"

expecting them to give it the old "na, it's ok thanks"

but instead they were like "yeh ok"

so now my jeans are dirty

csd

2011-06-17 13:10:57

#3758

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5363|London, England

nice cover story bro

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-06-17 13:32:01

#3759

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6737|St. Andrews / Oslo

Hot and dangerous
If you're one of us then roll with us
'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
When we got our hot pants on and up

And yes of course we does
We runnin' this town just like a club
And no you don't wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace (lace-ace)
Got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2011-06-17 13:32:01

#3760

Spamtheban: Undsiputed BF2s FIFA champion of all time; +132|4847|Stoke

Dauntless wrote:
so my mum got a carrot stuck up her vagina and i said "yeah are you alright do you want any help?"

expecting her to give it the old "na, it's ok thanks"

but instead she was like "yeh ok"

so now my jeans are dirty

csd

2011-06-17 13:41:32

#3761

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6676|UK

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Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2011-06-17 13:42:14

#3762

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6737|St. Andrews / Oslo

Haha, nice

it looks like a penis

2011-06-17 13:47:32

#3763

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6502

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/copypalm.PNG

2011-06-17 14:27:37

#3764

gurdeep: +812|4760|prolly

m3thod wrote:
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