cant play just now. not at home. booo.Toilet Sex wrote:
21 kills 0 deaths on cod lol
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
wasn't even me anyway
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Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.
And that, your honour, is why I was at the border shooting at illegal immigrants - to deter the rest.
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.
And that, your honour, is why I was at the border shooting at illegal immigrants - to deter the rest.
worst ee chats evar
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay wrote:
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burnzz wrote:
Jay wrote:
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When I tether my phone I sometimes go from 3g to 1x. Sooo, thinking I was smart, I made a tinfoil boat and placed my phone in it to improve reception. It turns out that was a bad idea.. pretty sure it was blocking the signal ..lol
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lol.. na. I pretty much figured it would really help or really hurt the signal
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So that's why nobody was calling you!Kmar wrote:
lol.. na. I pretty much figured it would really help or really hurt the signal
Score!AussieReaper wrote:
So that's why nobody was calling you!Kmar wrote:
lol.. na. I pretty much figured it would really help or really hurt the signal
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Any plans for Easter?
The usual. Dinner with the fam.. kids will be doing the Easter/bunny egg thing i suppose.
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When is it?
noice 
Next week. I'm gonna party line a madman when the hockeyseason ends in our team winning the championship
lol @ the comments.
I suppose it would be worse if Obama wasnt actually on the same campus at the same time.
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It's absolutely sickening thatKmar wrote:
I suppose it would be worse if Obama wasnt actually on the same campus at the same time.
As of this writing, Fox has not been able to obtain reaction from the White House.
Yea, i said worse. Although i think people would actually be interested in what the president had to say. That in itself isnt necessarily an indictment.
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