PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6162|Roma
Turns out to be glory holing.


I wish there were more women training to be pilots.
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6314

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Turns out to be glory holing.


I wish there were more women training to be pilots.
You rang?


As for your wish, it´s now granted, but it turns out all the woman are actually ladyboys who hit on you exclusively most of the time.

I wish I had my own strip club

Last edited by Sisco (2011-04-12 11:06:35)

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NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6312|Atlanta, Georgia
Unfortunatly it is filled with male strippers... gay of course.

I wish i could teleport any woman into my room willing to have sex with me.

Last edited by NeXuS (2011-04-12 11:07:58)

Trotskygrad
бля
+354|5970|Vortex Ring State
bahaha, last time I heard of something was like this, it was called "Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation", as per Portal references

you own a tiny club in a small strip shopping mall

I wish that this thread would die
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5359|Fuck this.
it does, but so do you

I wish you fags would stop necroposting
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6145|Sydney | ♥

We do, but then you realise you have no one to talk to.

I wish uni was free.
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD
it's free, but only because you must be the PM's sex toy five hours a week

I wish the girl I'm attracted to was my girlfriend
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin
Granted, but she turns out to be terrible

I wish leprechauns existed
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD
granted, they rape you

I wish for access to any porn site I want
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6416|EE Chat
Granted, but a new law has been passed that only gay 3 way midget furry porn is legal.

I wish I had a new surfboard.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin
Granted, but it is unreliable

I wish non-raping leprechauns existed.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|5970|Vortex Ring State
they turn to murder instead and kill you

I wish for nothing
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5479|America

Trotskygrad wrote:

they turn to murder instead and kill you

I wish for nothing
You get nothing, and on top of getting nothing you lose everything you own until you have nothing.

I wish for a brand new car!
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin
Granted, but it is a brand new rusty car

I wish I could see women naked if I wanted to.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5359|Fuck this.
granted, but you are now gay

I wish for sharks with lasers
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6323|Troy, New York

ROGUEDD wrote:

granted, but you are now gay

I wish for sharks with lasers
Granted, but they are just laser pointers and its not really that cool.
I wish I was wealthy
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin
Granted, but a robber kills you

I wish things would go my way.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6416|EE Chat
Granted, but all your responses to this game are absolutely horrible and terribly stupid. Also, your penis is now a carrot.

I wish BF3 would come out already and be great.
Sturgeon
Member
+488|4911|Flintshire
BF3 comes out but as you get home and install it your penis melts and your hands disappear then your mum becomes a hooker and gives you aids by squirting into your cereal

I wish I was a girl
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6624
you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is
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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6712|FUCK UBISOFT

you're a jizzweasel.

I wish
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Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.
You wish you don't wish.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

Lucien wrote:

you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is
icwatudidthar




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e: I wish white men could jump.
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6323|Troy, New York

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Lucien wrote:

you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is
icwatudidthar




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e: I wish white men could jump.
White men can jump, but only because they're on the moon and you'll never go there because your not cool enough.

I wish I had a giant box of poptarts.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5454|Bolingbrook, Illinois
you got a giant box of pop tarts but their mere presence gave you a heart attack and you died.

i wish all my homework was done

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