so dont buy it
anyway is there anything else that happened HITNRUN?
anyway is there anything else that happened HITNRUN?
Waiting for a picture of the neighbor holding a kindle.
The majority of the stuff that directly involves her is covered here. What I posted here is about 4500 words of a 9000 word published story. The majority of the extra is from before and from after.
As far as "not worth" it, that is fine. I am not expecting to make a lot of money. Just don't buy it. I posted it here because a lot of people here asked me to write it out and publish it. If they want it, they are welcome to it!
As far as "not worth" it, that is fine. I am not expecting to make a lot of money. Just don't buy it. I posted it here because a lot of people here asked me to write it out and publish it. If they want it, they are welcome to it!
Ho-ly shit. This amazes me. +1
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Nice idea there Mr. Matthew PyleHITNRUNXX wrote:
The majority of the stuff that directly involves her is covered here. What I posted here is about 4500 words of a 9000 word published story. The majority of the extra is from before and from after.
As far as "not worth" it, that is fine. I am not expecting to make a lot of money. Just don't buy it. I posted it here because a lot of people here asked me to write it out and publish it. If they want it, they are welcome to it!
GOMER PYLE?
I remember this thread. Good times.
I remember this thread. Good times.
Poseidon wrote:
GOMER PYLE?
I remember this thread. Good times.
Adams_BJ wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
GOMER PYLE?
I remember this thread. Good times.
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lol, pretty close!
ain't seen yah since you first posted that story in kimmy's forum hehehe
*hi*
*hi*
Just out of curiosity, How old is this lady?
50
Looks 65+ though... Rough life.
Honestly, a bit sounds like bullshit. Where to begin? Just being honest.
I don't think it's BS at all after having the issues with my neighbors that I've had. Nothing as extreme as that, but all my neighbors needed was a night of binge drinking and it would have gone that far.CC-Marley wrote:
Honestly, a bit sounds like bullshit. Where to begin? Just being honest.
Nope, I wish it were. We were to the point of wanting to move out for a long time, but couldn't afford it.CC-Marley wrote:
Honestly, a bit sounds like bullshit. Where to begin? Just being honest.
Wow... So tonight I heard something hit the back of my house. I went and looked out the back door and saw that crazy bitch looking over the fence and throwing a rock at my dog. The dog got pissed off and jumped up barking and growling at her. She then started yelling and screaming at us.
"You need to shut that fucking mangy dog up, its tearing up my fence, you shut that fucking dog up now!"
I yelled back "You need to leave my dog alone!"
She went off again yelling "You need to fuck off! You are a fat and lazy retarded motherfucker and you didn't even mow you yard this last weekend!"
I said "No, I painted my house this last weekend..."
She said "You are a fucking lazy fucker and the whole neighborhood hates you and wants you to move out because you didn't mow your yard!"
I got so mad couldn't see straight and started yelling back "No, dumbass, the whole neighborhood hates you and that's why they filed a petition to have your drunk ass evicted."
She yelled back "I'm not drunk, I haven't even had a drink, I don't need one!"
And I said "Obviously! You are drunk enough on crazy! You're psychotic!"
She said "And they tried to get me evicted, but I'm still here after 14 years! Unfortunately!"
And I yelled back "Yeah, Unfortunately!"
So she said "I am going in to call 911 on your dog barking! They will take him away from you and there is nothing you can do about it!"
To which I replied "Fine, I'll call 911 and report you for throwing rocks at my dog, and causing a disturbance in a neighborhood full of kids."
So I did, and the officer came out and talked to me and then went and talked to her. He came back and said "Yeah, she is crazy, just report her if she messes with your dog anymore. And if your dog starts barking, you might bring him inside, cause she is going to call 911 any time your dog makes a noise at this point... But yeah, she is mentally unstable..."
So for the time being, I worry about even letting my kids play in the backyard.
*sigh*
"You need to shut that fucking mangy dog up, its tearing up my fence, you shut that fucking dog up now!"
I yelled back "You need to leave my dog alone!"
She went off again yelling "You need to fuck off! You are a fat and lazy retarded motherfucker and you didn't even mow you yard this last weekend!"
I said "No, I painted my house this last weekend..."
She said "You are a fucking lazy fucker and the whole neighborhood hates you and wants you to move out because you didn't mow your yard!"
I got so mad couldn't see straight and started yelling back "No, dumbass, the whole neighborhood hates you and that's why they filed a petition to have your drunk ass evicted."
She yelled back "I'm not drunk, I haven't even had a drink, I don't need one!"
And I said "Obviously! You are drunk enough on crazy! You're psychotic!"
She said "And they tried to get me evicted, but I'm still here after 14 years! Unfortunately!"
And I yelled back "Yeah, Unfortunately!"
So she said "I am going in to call 911 on your dog barking! They will take him away from you and there is nothing you can do about it!"
To which I replied "Fine, I'll call 911 and report you for throwing rocks at my dog, and causing a disturbance in a neighborhood full of kids."
So I did, and the officer came out and talked to me and then went and talked to her. He came back and said "Yeah, she is crazy, just report her if she messes with your dog anymore. And if your dog starts barking, you might bring him inside, cause she is going to call 911 any time your dog makes a noise at this point... But yeah, she is mentally unstable..."
So for the time being, I worry about even letting my kids play in the backyard.
*sigh*
I wished I had said "Nice how you always tell us how we should go to church with you, but this is the example you set... Which church is it again? First Christian Fuck Off of Oklahoma?"
Sucks. My neighbor's kids threw bricks at my dog last summer. Thankfully, our neighbor is just lazy and doesn't watch her kid and not bat shit crazy like yours. Keep posting...makes me feel better.
jk...it's stuff like this that makes me wanna live in the middle of 40 acres.
jk...it's stuff like this that makes me wanna live in the middle of 40 acres.
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with or without a mule?
how could you have not mowed your yard. i dont blame her
Tu Stultus Es
I know, right? A whole week of growth. I'm such a fat retarded lazy motherfucker.
@op: cool ballad bro. (e: will return to EE if HITNRUNXX wants)
smart as a stack of sticks.