yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California
" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."


It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6929|Tampa Bay Florida
shoot him in the face with your .45



and yell, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Last edited by Spearhead (2006-05-12 17:36:25)

yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California
My 45?
Sorry bro, I carry a .22
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6929|Tampa Bay Florida
my apologies
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
Not that Im buddies with OBL or anything, dont get me wrong.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6946|67.222.138.85

Bananaman wrote:

I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
That's just about the most un-American thing someone could say...

Edit: lol, didn't see the second post

Last edited by Flaming_Maniac (2006-05-12 17:39:44)

krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7019|Great Brown North

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Bananaman wrote:

I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
That's just about the most un-American thing someone could say...

Edit: lol, didn't see the second post
maybe hes not american?
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California

Bananaman wrote:

I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
I wasn't interested in sexual fantasies, dig it?
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
Im from England, near Manchester.  I dont hate Americans, I have American Relatives in Boston and LA and also a few few good pen friends who I dont keep in touch with enogh.  I truly believe that I share the views of many Americans about GWB.  I believe that recent opinion polls in America would also back me up.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6929|Tampa Bay Florida

Bananaman wrote:

Im from England, near Manchester.  I dont hate Americans, I have American Relatives in Boston and LA and also a few few good pen friends who I dont keep in touch with enogh.  I truly believe that I share the views of many Americans about GWB.  I believe that recent opinion polls in America would also back me up.
right you are, laddie
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
Bush has dug his own grave, you can only blame the media for so much.  I do agree that the media are a driving force in the opinions of the majority though, but in this case it is well justified in my opinion.
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California
Yep,   I voted for the guy twice and I feel like I got sold a bag of jackalopes when what I ordered was game hares
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
Whilst he was organising his next fishing/golfing/hunting trip.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6883
slap him, zip tie him and fart in his face.
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California

rdx-fx wrote:

yerded wrote:

" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."


It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
1) Yell "Enemy Boat Spotted", and call in artillery.   or,
2) Form a limited partnership with Agamemnar, for the EBay thing. or,
3) Cature him, hold him for a year, make a bunch of videos for Al Jazeera & CNN, then behead him for the 'season finale'?

Seriously,
It'd be a race between the reflex to empty 10 rounds into him and
the more rational thought to capture him for interrogation by a decent intelligence service.
If Saddam's handling crossed my mind in that split second, the 1st option might win.
Not quite lol
more of a amused smirk
nj
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6883

rdx-fx wrote:

yerded wrote:

" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."


It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
1) Yell "Enemy Boat Spotted", and call in artillery.   or,
2) Form a limited partnership with Agamemnar, for the EBay thing. or,
3) Cature him, hold him for a year, make a bunch of videos for Al Jazeera & CNN, then behead him for the 'season finale'?

Seriously,
It'd be a race between the reflex to empty 10 rounds into him and
the more rational thought to capture him for interrogation by a decent intelligence service.
If Saddam's handling crossed my mind in that split second, the 1st option might win.
oh yeah for sure,  I would switched to 3 round burts quick.
Volatile
Member
+252|6944|Sextupling in Empire

Start a thread talking about insane terrorists and people go right to bashing Bush. The left is blinded by their hatred. So sad......

Want a real government? Then we must get the lobbyists out of washington.
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California

Volatile_Squirrel wrote:

Start a thread talking about insane terrorists and people go right to bashing Bush. The left is blinded by their hatred. So sad......

Want a real government? Then we must get the lobbyists out of washington.
By bayonet perferably.
Hey, I started this thread can't I Bush bash?  Me. Me only...here we go.
Bush is a terd.
Back to Osama.
I be getting medevial on his ass for 2-3 day before I gave him to DATELINE NBC!
Flavius Aetius
Member
+3|6909|Stalking Chuck Norris
put one in the leg to stop him from running, and collect my $25 million
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6952|Wherever the F**k i feel like
Osama bin laden dosent diserve death. death is TOO GOOD for him. he deserives a slow torchurous life of pain and agony.
Bananaman
Member
+9|6878
I reckon they would incriminate you so they didnt have to give you the money.
908741059871059781
Sheep of War
+40|6882

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Bananaman wrote:

I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
That's just about the most un-American thing someone could say...

Edit: lol, didn't see the second post
I agree with some of the 911 consiracy theory. I would like to see bush as well...to me hes anti american. While thats a whole other topic in itself, here is a very credible piece of information that I think everyone should at least consider (all other aspects aside.)


http://www.physics.byu.edu/research/energy/htm7.html
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6876|Westminster, California

908741059871059781 wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Bananaman wrote:

I would rather bump into George Bush in a dark alley.
That's just about the most un-American thing someone could say...

Edit: lol, didn't see the second post
I agree with some of the 911 consiracy theory. I would like to see bush as well...to me hes anti american. While thats a whole other topic in itself, here is a very credible piece of information that I think everyone should at least consider (all other aspects aside.)


http://www.physics.byu.edu/research/energy/htm7.html
It just goes to show you the scale of the evil committed on 9-11. It's so unimaginable that people will more readily believe Bush did than islamic fanatics.
    757's full of jet fuel could produce such fires.
    Ever kick over a log on a cold fire and find hot coals underneath?

    People. Airplanes knocked down those towers. Poorly designed buildings thousands of feet away could have collapsed from the concussion impact.
     Bush may be a terrible president but he certainly didn't have anything to do with this. How can one the left discribes as unable to form coherent sentences be so smart.
     Grow up, get a life and support our troops that are bringing justice to these asswipes all over the  world.
Isn't there multiple threads for this shit? This was supposssed to be lite hearted Osama torture stuff. C'mon!

Last edited by yerded (2006-05-12 18:45:07)

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