only when chased
funny how drunk people think that stumbling "quickly" = sprinting...lol. jk <3Jenspm wrote:
Funny how you can sprint forever when drunk
...
Drunk.
Going out to get druuuunk PEACE
Basically. Felt fast thoughtuckergustav wrote:
funny how drunk people think that stumbling "quickly" = sprinting...lol. jk <3Jenspm wrote:
Funny how you can sprint forever when drunk
You run faster at night
im starting to hate jagerbombs.
Never hate them, they're a cheap 100% effective way to get so drunk that you forget which direction is up.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
I hate the hangover the give me.
2nd only to tequila
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Tequila's not that bad because it tastes awful, as opposed to jagerbombs that are moreish
I woke up on new years day in someone's bed covered in vomit that smelt like jager. Was so classy.
Wasted. 1:20pm.
Jaekus wrote:
9:40am, first beer cracked
jesus wept, i thought australians could drink. what was that, six beers in three and a half hours?Jaekus wrote:
Wasted. 1:20pm.
Captain+water=proshit
I hate that i wake up early when drunk
A couple beers and about 6 bourbons or so.burnzz wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
9:40am, first beer crackedjesus wept, i thought australians could drink. what was that, six beers in three and a half hours?Jaekus wrote:
Wasted. 1:20pm.
I actually sip when drinking Innis & Gunn. So fucking good.
O yea, i'm drunk.
O yea, i'm drunk.
Got home 6am, monday morning. Now 12:20pm, ergh.
Do you not have a job or something?
Yeah, cause everyone on the planet works mon-fri 9-5
I can only assume you mean you're not working today, because those times don't really work with night shifts.
I'm at work right now, it's 10pm.
haven't been drunk in three weeks or maybe four losing my frat star status its been so long i cant even remember i think i may be getting old
Hai Markoo!nukchebi0 wrote:
haven't been drunk in three weeks or maybe four losing my frat star status its been so long i cant even remember i think i may be getting old
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat