What is the Stupidest Thing youve ever done Playing BF2

2006-05-12 07:32:02

#1

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6888

I was flying a Chopper and my gunner was onley shooting the machine guns so i wanted to tell him to use TV so while typing i pressed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and went skydiving out the chopper and died 2 seconds later i see the chopper come chrashing down lol well that made me feel a little better

And thee other time while playing a serious round with about 64 points on the bourd some noob wrote that if you press alt/F4 you will unlock all the weapons without thinking i did that exact thing and well im sure all of you know what happend then ( REAL STUPID HUH ) Anyway if you have anything to add to make me feel a little better about myself please do so

2006-05-12 07:33:47

#2

Simon: basically; +838|6916|UK

Man i hate it when im typing to my Gunner when im flying a Heli and i press E and i bail out!
Happened to me quite a few times now..

2006-05-12 07:39:17

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liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6885|UK

There's a topic on this

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1. Pressed 'suicide' insted of 'done'

2. In the Su-34 - i see a long column of armour all drving up the saem road on draqing (bout 12 behicles). Me thinks OMFG im gonna get about 20kills

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You have been kicked from the server for saying 'holy shit i'm soooooooo sorry'

3. First time on warlord, spawn at SAS para point... fall stragiht to the ground without realizing i had to get my parachute out

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2006-05-12 07:40:13

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theDude5B: Cool member; +804|7008

yeah i have done that on a few occasions aswell. you think you have pressed K or L for chat then press E. If you are quick enough though you can remember to press 9 and open you parachute. remember when i did this the other week and looked back up at the chopper. the noob gunner was just sitting there while it spun around, shooting everything he could see. *CRASH*

similar to this is for some reason at times when i am tired or too hot, i will just accidentally press E when in choppers or planes.

2006-05-12 07:49:13

#5

Bucephale: Member; +5|6906|yes, Canada

We're in Sharqui, lane flag, dropping one too much C-4, killing almost entire squad, oups sorry....we still manage to win and laugh about it...later.....:

2006-05-12 07:56:37

#6

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6888

Roflmfao Thanks Guys Your Making Me Feel A Little Better About Myself

2006-05-12 08:00:16

#7

JahManRed: wank; +646|6886|IRELAND

simon wrote:
Man i hate it when im typing to my Gunner when im flying a Heli and i press E and i bail out!
Happened to me quite a few times now..

Worse... I changed all my key config and enter/exit button is now set to ENTER.very smart I know. Now it wont let me change the dam thing, says its assigned somewhere else. Means I cant type and fly. Which is probably a good thing.

2006-05-12 08:01:06

#8

yerded: Bertinator; +255|6895|Westminster, California

I was playing in a Karkand high points server. I signed on as commander, sat down on the couch to watch 24 and racked up 89 points without touching the keyboard.
It was a complete circle jerk and nobody even started a mutiny.
I'm famous for asking somebody to gun for me in a heli and then flying straight into a building

2006-05-12 08:02:43

#9

uber73: Member; +188|7010|Brisbane

yerded wrote:
I was playing in a Karkand high points server. I signed on as commander, sat down on the couch to watch 24 and racked up 89 points without touching the keyboard.
It was a complete circle jerk and nobody even started a mutiny.
I'm famous for asking somebody to gun for me in a heli and then flying straight into a building

read this please.....

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=316771#p316771

2006-05-12 08:37:11

#10

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6946|UK

typing whilst flying, then pressing E instead of W and S instead of A etc.

Or, somehow press the chat button whilst flying and wondering why the hell im still heading straight to land only do find ";'#;[dsad[#a;'dsadsa" appear on my screen.

(I use [;'# instead of the arrow keys cause on my old keyboard my right arrow key was broke so i mapped it to the confortablest thing)

2006-05-12 08:38:59

#11

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6974

using a voice changing program so i sound like a little kid, was squad leader and was flying and yelling WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE im flying@!!! not a good move.

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2006-05-12 09:09:43

#12

Dr.Battlefield: Got milk?; +150|7010

Spotted enemy boat 100 times.

2006-05-12 10:57:31

#13

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6884|Britain and Damn proud of it!

I was flying a plane, tried typing, pressed 'E' out i fly smacking into a tree..

2006-05-12 11:11:18

#14

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7096

stood there and watch the shadow of a supply crate get bigger and bigger just before it hit me in the head and killed me.

2006-05-12 11:17:37

#15

topal63: . . .; +533|6976

Was commander and decided to drop a crate next to a building roof (I was on) so I could climb up to the next roof level - oops - I forgot I dropped the crate - landed right on me - dead commander.

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2006-05-12 12:59:39

#16

Poncho: and I'm not a raincoat...; +91|6965|NL

throwing a grenade to the enemy but you just get him killed with your weapon ....and so you happily run over your own grenade.

flying external view in a jet for a few seconds and crashing into a mountain.

throwing a flashbang just - not - over the edge of the wall... bounce back and... FLASH!...

trying to get past two vehicles or a vehicle and a wall but you get stuck... CRUNCH! ... "poncho is no more"

2006-05-12 13:03:38

#17

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|6912|Teesside, UK

Once tried using a joypad to fly helicopter but forgot what keys was flares and dived out while the gunner coasted in to a mountain. after that i apologised and stayed out of the heli's.

2006-05-12 13:08:24

#18

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|6885|Los Angeles, California, US.

I Shot A Friendly Stat - Padders Water Vodnik, And I Got 20 Team Damage Before I TK'ed Him. It Was Worth The Laugh.

Oh, Yeah. And Saying "Damn Sorry" .

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2006-05-12 13:13:39

#19

KnowMeByTrailOfDead: Jackass of all Trades; +62|6939|Dayton, Ohio

continue to believe that i will ever get my expert repair badge without help or stats padding.

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2006-05-12 14:41:10

#20

uber73: Member; +188|7010|Brisbane

Poncho wrote:
throwing a grenade to the enemy but you just get him killed with your weapon ....and so you happily run over your own grenade.

that sounds VERY familiar dude
+1

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2006-05-12 14:45:59

#21

nieker: THE FLYING DUTCH PENGUIN, THE NINTENDO PENGUIN; +191|6885|The Netherlands

uber73 wrote:
Poncho wrote:
throwing a grenade to the enemy but you just get him killed with your weapon ....and so you happily run over your own grenade.
that sounds VERY familiar dude
+1

same whit claymore drop it for someone nose and then he kills you and happy walk over it

2006-05-12 14:53:06

#22

[1stSSF]=Nuka=: Banned; +23|7008|PDX Metro Area, OR, US, SOL

Got a divorce, which might have been inevitable, but BF2 did NOT help matters...lol

The sad thing is, in retrospect, the best thing that's happened to me (beside the birth of my 2 girls) in 10 years...lol

2006-05-12 14:53:55

#23

Cursed You: Member; +64|6846|Idaho

Spawn as assault :p

Nah it has to be some of the 20 million times I think that I can drive over the landmines in front my vehicle cause Im way too lazy to stop. So I just get my wheels kind of in between them.

Also trying to learn how to fly and barely even getting off the runway. My basic aviator took like 2 years to get. There were like high level people who let me have the airplane and Id hardly even fly it. Thanks for their patience :x

Thinking the tank wont see me...

This wasnt me, but it was some guy I played against. It wasnt too stupid it was just kind of "meh". But stupid enough. He apparently ran out of zook ammo for taking down the tank I was in, so he runs over the hill and starts to knife my tank. Was kinda weird.

2006-05-12 14:54:02

#24

{CN}420: Member; +30|6936

Driving tanks off bridges, oops!

2006-05-12 15:04:04

#25

BornToKill67: It's a good day to die; +18|6918|Canada Eh?

Once on Warlord, my squad leader and I are kicking ass so he jumps off the balcony of the palace (3rd floor) so I jump after him and I land directly on top of him getting a TK. I was so pissed.

Another time I was chucking C4 out of the chopper while everyone is in it. (im sure you can see where this is going) So anyways I wasn't paying a attention so I chucked all my C4 very quickly and switch to the detontator and then...
BornToKill67[teamkills] InnocentTeammate #1
BornToKill67[teamkills] InnocentTeammate #2
BornToKill67[teamkills] InnocentTeammate #3
BornToKill67[teamkills] InnocentTeammate #4
BornToKill67[teamkills] InnocentTeammate #5
BornToKill67 is no more

I was so pissed and I apologized but I still got 2 punishes (guess I deserved 'em)

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