Bevo
Nah
+718|6725|Austin, Texas

Bevo wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

One side effect to quitting smoking... I haven't taken a shit today. FML.
strong pot of coffee in the morning
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5562|London, England

Jaekus wrote:

I smoked for 10 years myself, seriously I can't see the link between smoking and shitting, unless you eat cigarettes...

Like Kmar said, eat more fiber - vegies, bread, etc.
Smoking is a stimulant. It makes you shit. Why do you think coffee does the same trick?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5382|Sydney
Smoking is a mental stimulant.
Bevo
Nah
+718|6725|Austin, Texas
No time for cereal this morning? No problem, grab a coffee instead. Already recognized as a source of healthful anti-inflammatory and antioxidant compounds, coffee also contains significantly higher levels of soluble dietary fiber than other commonly consumed beverages, including red wine and orange juice.

Coffee is a complex chemical mixture that reportedly contains more than 1,000 different compounds, some of which have been linked to both positive and negative effects on human health. But while scientists have known for years that coffee beans are rich in soluble dietary fiber, further research is just beginning.
http://dietaryfiberguide.com/high-fiber … er-coffee/
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6941|Oxferd Ohire
what if you dont drink coffee
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5382|Sydney
Well I read it up and apparently it does make you shit more.

So I guess either keep smoking, or eat more fiber.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6897

RTHKI wrote:

what if you dont drink coffee
chai brro
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6741|Long Island, New York
I've began to drink coffee every morning. I have a Keurig in my dorm. Greatest invention ever.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5382|Sydney
Eat a bowl of bran with prunes and a big pot of coffee every day.

I guarantee you'll shit like there's no tomorrow.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6897
Dude, just chug hot sauce and eat coconuts out the ass.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5562|London, England

Poseidon wrote:

I've began to drink coffee every morning. I have a Keurig in my dorm. Greatest invention ever.
I haz french press
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD
I haz Starbucks
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD
Dolt you quit smoking??
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5562|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Dolt you quit smoking??
Yes H/J, I quit yesterday.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6805|132 and Bush

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Dolt you quit smoking??
didnt you say you were quiting? how is that going?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD
Oi don't call me a hand job

And noice you're gonna have to break your purity the day I go up to NYC and we go to a bar and have some cigars

@Kmar I had two cigarettes today and about five yesterday, that's how it's going...

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2011-02-13 20:37:27)

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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6741|Long Island, New York

JohnG@lt wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I've began to drink coffee every morning. I have a Keurig in my dorm. Greatest invention ever.
I haz french press
Dunno how they work, but it's really convenient having the Keurig. Pour in about 10 oz of water, slap in a K-Cup, wait about 1 minutes for it to brew, put in creamer/milk/whatever, done in 5 minutes total.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I've began to drink coffee every morning. I have a Keurig in my dorm. Greatest invention ever.
I haz french press
Dunno how they work, but it's really convenient having the Keurig. Pour in about 10 oz of water, slap in a K-Cup, wait about 1 minutes for it to brew, put in creamer/milk/whatever, done in 5 minutes total.
It's pretty simple. Put in the grounds, put in the hot water, let it sit for a bit, then slowly press it.
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6805|132 and Bush

I use to drink a lot of coffee.. I gave it up since learning about my kidney issues. Caffeine is a diuretic and I don't need that..
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD
Kmar, you don't have to feel left out, John and I will gladly let you in on our little fun time
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6357|what

happy Valentines day to everyone except Finray and Floppy.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5562|London, England
Floppy sucks.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5906|College Park, MD
fuck VDay

nite guys
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5992|Catherine Black

AussieReaper wrote:

happy Valentines day to everyone except Finray and Floppy.
Ya-

aww
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5562|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

fuck VDay

nite guys
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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