The BF2s girl-problems thread

2010-12-07 17:44:23

#6076

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

Toilet Sex wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I mean yeah it might come off too strongly. You could just keep shopping there and if you happen to be in her line, just strike up a conversation. Ask her how her day is going, etc.

Frankly anything is better than observing her like some mock recon soldier, which is simply desperate and weird.
and quite shifty some may say

+1

WTF? You bastard you beat me to it brasso!

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-12-07 17:45:41)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-12-07 21:07:25

#6077

GR34: Member; +215|6831|ALBERTA> CANADA

Losing a girl sucks, your lonely you dont have some one to share your life with I feel empty and meaningless. especially when you thought you loved her. wanna help me feel better bf2s...

Last edited by GR34 (2010-12-07 21:09:03)

2010-12-07 21:14:26

#6078

:blacKOut:: Shevchenkooooo; +42|6551|'Merica

GR34 wrote:
Losing a girl sucks, your lonely you dont have some one to share your life with I feel empty and meaningless. especially when you thought you loved her. wanna help me feel better bf2s...

Don't let your "best friend" get sloppy seconds.

2010-12-07 22:03:10

#6079

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6940

Just say to her, "What time are you getting off? Maybe we can get off together."

2010-12-07 22:11:30

#6080

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-12-07 22:11:54)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-12-07 23:12:32

#6081

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

you guys are fucking awful with girls

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2010-12-08 05:45:08

#6082

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6976|Devon, England

You wish.

2010-12-08 05:46:18

#6083

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5644|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:
How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.

Have you spoken to her yet? You can't just walk up to a girl and ask her out you know...

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-12-08 05:56:23

#6084

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

FFLink wrote:
You wish.

bare lol

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2010-12-08 08:21:43

#6085

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
Have you spoken to her yet? You can't just walk up to a girl and ask her out you know...

Yes we had a long interesting conversation last time.

She said, "Would you like help brining the bags to the car?"
Me, "No thanks, I've got it, have a good day."

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-12-08 08:31:25

#6086

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6612|England

I hope you're joking about it being long and interesting...

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2010-12-08 08:33:02

#6087

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5254|Dundee, Scotland.

i can't tell who's being more sarcastic, shitty, or jak

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2010-12-08 09:20:34

#6088

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6629

JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
Have you spoken to her yet? You can't just walk up to a girl and ask her out you know...

Actually, you can.

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2010-12-08 09:55:36

#6089

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7042|Scotland

JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
Have you spoken to her yet? You can't just walk up to a girl and ask her out you know...

Yes you can. I assume you've never done it?

You're more likely to get a positive response if you surprise her with something like that. Girls like the unexpected.

2010-12-08 10:09:00

#6090

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6629

Zimmer wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
Have you spoken to her yet? You can't just walk up to a girl and ask her out you know...
Yes you can. I assume you've never done it?

You're more likely to get a positive response if you surprise her with something like that. Girls like the unexpected.

It also takes some balls to do it and girls like balls.

2010-12-08 14:33:43

#6091

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7095|Marathon, Florida Keys

I've got a girl problem now actually.

I'm 21, and this girl is 17. Its her birthday actually. She looks like shes 19 and she is way more mature than her age. The legal limit is 17 in Florida with anyone under 23 i think after reading this. http://www.sexlaws.org/answer_board_question-sex_law_0

I normally don't even look at girls her age, but she isn't anything like them. The youngest ive ever been with is 18. She's been blowing up my phone and facebook inbox for birthday sex. IDK what to do lol 30 percent of me is saying go for it and the other 70 is saying no you are a fucking pedobear for even considering it and chris hansen is going to own you on national TV and its just fucking wrong even if its legal your still 4 years older and at this age its too big of a difference.

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2010-12-08 14:39:21

#6092

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5987|College Park, MD

mane it's legal go for it

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2010-12-08 14:40:25

#6093

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6940

You want it.
She wants it.
It's legal (according to you and what you read).

Reported for spam because there is no problem.

2010-12-08 14:46:12

#6094

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5987|College Park, MD

Nobody has to know either.

2010-12-08 14:50:58

#6095

:blacKOut:: Shevchenkooooo; +42|6551|'Merica

Once in a lifetime opportunity.
And it's legal (right?).

Do it.

2010-12-08 14:57:55

#6096

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7042|Scotland

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
I've got a girl problem now actually.

I'm 21, and this girl is 17. Its her birthday actually. She looks like shes 19 and she is way more mature than her age. The legal limit is 17 in Florida with anyone under 23 i think after reading this. http://www.sexlaws.org/answer_board_question-sex_law_0

I normally don't even look at girls her age, but she isn't anything like them. The youngest ive ever been with is 18. She's been blowing up my phone and facebook inbox for birthday sex. IDK what to do lol 30 percent of me is saying go for it and the other 70 is saying no you are a fucking pedobear for even considering it and chris hansen is going to own you on national TV and its just fucking wrong even if its legal your still 4 years older and at this age its too big of a difference.

If she's a virgin then it's more complex. But by the sound of it she isn't.

So do it.

2010-12-08 15:03:06

#6097

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6945|The darkside of Denver

Zimmer wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
I've got a girl problem now actually.

I'm 21, and this girl is 17. Its her birthday actually. She looks like shes 19 and she is way more mature than her age. The legal limit is 17 in Florida with anyone under 23 i think after reading this. http://www.sexlaws.org/answer_board_question-sex_law_0

I normally don't even look at girls her age, but she isn't anything like them. The youngest ive ever been with is 18. She's been blowing up my phone and facebook inbox for birthday sex. IDK what to do lol 30 percent of me is saying go for it and the other 70 is saying no you are a fucking pedobear for even considering it and chris hansen is going to own you on national TV and its just fucking wrong even if its legal your still 4 years older and at this age its too big of a difference.
If she's a virgin then it's more complex. But by the sound of it she isn't.

So do it.

she is just turning 17? Bitch doesnt know what teh fuck she wants. She'll prob say you raped her in a week when her daddy finds out.

2010-12-08 15:04:57

#6098

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7114

She's 17 but looks 19? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read..................kids these days.

2010-12-08 15:10:34

#6099

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7042|Scotland

SonderKommando wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
I've got a girl problem now actually.

I'm 21, and this girl is 17. Its her birthday actually. She looks like shes 19 and she is way more mature than her age. The legal limit is 17 in Florida with anyone under 23 i think after reading this. http://www.sexlaws.org/answer_board_question-sex_law_0

I normally don't even look at girls her age, but she isn't anything like them. The youngest ive ever been with is 18. She's been blowing up my phone and facebook inbox for birthday sex. IDK what to do lol 30 percent of me is saying go for it and the other 70 is saying no you are a fucking pedobear for even considering it and chris hansen is going to own you on national TV and its just fucking wrong even if its legal your still 4 years older and at this age its too big of a difference.
If she's a virgin then it's more complex. But by the sound of it she isn't.

So do it.
she is just turning 17? Bitch doesnt know what teh fuck she wants. She'll prob say you raped her in a week when her daddy finds out.

Oh, misread. I thought she was about to turn 18.

Well, whatever. 21/2 + 7 = 17.5

Close enough

2010-12-08 15:11:26

#6100

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6823|Long Island, New York

Make it her birthday present to have sex with a guy 4 years older than her.

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Toilet Sex wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

GR34 wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

FFLink wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

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