ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5359|Fuck this.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6551|the dank(super) side of Oregon
I can't help but read that with a humorous swedish accent.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6603

have you ever grinded on a girl?
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6703|St. Andrews / Oslo

-Sh1fty- wrote:

lol I did a slow with this nice girl. Does that count as less than 3 feet when you're practically touching?
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6703|St. Andrews / Oslo

sh1fty wrote:

Every month our homeschooling group does a dance

(...)

So needless to say everybody that came out of our church's school had amazing grades.

(...)

my church bans dancing, I'm a naughty sinner
So you dance in a homeschooling church community that bans dancing?
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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6603

practically touching =/= touching
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6703|St. Andrews / Oslo

how does one "do a slow" without touching?


Hahaha, picturing it in my head, most awkward dance ever.
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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6603

reminds me of the christian side hug
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6551|the dank(super) side of Oregon
sounds like some freaky specialized fetish porn.

where can i find this...?

Last edited by Reciprocity (2010-08-29 03:31:28)

Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6603

aisle 3
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Jenspm wrote:

how does one "do a slow" without touching?


Hahaha, picturing it in my head, most awkward dance ever.
I'm picturing mimes doing it. It makes more sense.
I need around tree fiddy.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6703|St. Andrews / Oslo

So sh1fty... Is this a catholic church?


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presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|5932|Places 'n such

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

lol I did a slow with this nice girl. Does that count as less than 3 feet when you're practically touching?
did you leave room for the holy spirit?
Did I say Christian? I don't recall.

STFU and GTFO my thread

edit: my church bans dancing, I'm a naughty sinner
the bible also bans polyester and cotton blends and shaving.
Crazy religion

As for dancing... I enjoy watching awkward nerds dance at clubs. I'd rather be drinking myself.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6376|NSW, Australia

Reciprocity wrote:

I can't help but read that with a humorous swedish accent.
haha, i did the same thing
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6593|Little Bentcock

-Sh1fty- wrote:

lol I did a slow with this nice girl. Does that count as less than 3 feet when you're practically touching?
it dpends on.... wait, what? You danced with all these "pretty" (I'm assuming to your standards and not a normal person's) yet you never touched any of them? That doesn't sound like much fun. The only dancing I'm into involves a chick rubbing her arse up against me.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6750|Great Brown North

-Sh1fty- wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

Did you learn the one where you stand behind the girl and rub your dick against her ass?
yes

The "Shadow Charleston"

STFU pervert
doing it wrong

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

lol I did a slow with this nice girl. Does that count as less than 3 feet when you're practically touching?
did you leave room for the holy spirit?
Did I say Christian? I don't recall.
yes

-Sh1fty- wrote:

everybody that came out of our church's school had amazing grades.

-Sh1fty- wrote:

STFU and GTFO my thread
no u
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6424|The Twilight Zone
I love to dance with women but I prefer to be slightly drunk before I go on this journey.
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6549|Columbus, OH

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Man I must have danced with like 15-20 ladies it SO FUN!
You know what is not fun? Blue-balling yourself
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
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Is this what it's like?

Last edited by presidentsheep (2010-08-29 04:45:58)

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6243
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6162|Roma

-Sh1fty- wrote:

God I LOVE dancing!

Every month our homeschooling group does a dance, there's usually a theme or something but tonight was just casual. Man it's so fun seeing all of your friends and dancing with tons of pretty ladies.

Do any of you know how to dance?

I learned the East Coast Swing, Lindy Hop (My favorite) waltz (It's usually slow, so pick your partner wisely) etc.

Man I must have danced with like 15-20 ladies it SO FUN!

So yeah any of you guys like to dance?
I can't help but read this in a voice that's high on sugar and E-numbers.

And lol.
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5759|Catherine Black
I'm pretty sure if any member took Shifty out on a night on the town he'd probably die due to sheer disbelief at what happens.

Girls.. and guys.. KISSING? IN PUBLIC?? UNREAL!!!

PERVERTS!!
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presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|5932|Places 'n such
Anyone watch that program where the mormon kids went out into the world to meet real people?
I guess it'd be something like that.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
[HOF]Mercenary
o_O
+53|6149
Hey, good for you shifty!

I too am a home-schooler who enjoys home school dances, though we are allowed to touch while dancing =p I enjoy ballroom dancing a lot, opens up your social life like nothing else.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6750|Great Brown North

presidentsheep wrote:

Anyone watch that program where the mormon kids went out into the world to meet real people?
I guess it'd be something like that.
what was this show called

i need lols while at work today

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