Mate, I don't have a willy.
This is the pet one I keep in my hand when I'm scared.
This is the pet one I keep in my hand when I'm scared.
Ive got moreSurgeons wrote:
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lol
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well he's a bit of a cunt, but he's quite well endowed... so i keep him aroundSurgeons wrote:
Pooners you don't like RTHKI or w/e he's called do you?
fuckin power just went out while im in 15 games
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SamTheMan wrote:
this bartender in ayia napa made me quite a few cocktails and out of the goodness of my heart i was thinking about maybe giving him a tip when i ordered my last drink (not that he deserves it, hes doing his job like everyone else, he gets a wage, why do bars deserve tips?) before we left that bar. as i was paying for my next to last drink and he was returning my change to me he said "i think i deserve this no?" and began to place it in his tip box! wtf! CUNT. you dont ask for tips you stupid blonde prick, i let him have it anyway seen as i was in a good mood, hes very lucky, any other day and theres a chance he could of got knocked the fuck out. prick
Gooners wrote:
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
you got punked for your changeSamTheMan wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
this bartender in ayia napa made me quite a few cocktails and out of the goodness of my heart i was thinking about maybe giving him a tip when i ordered my last drink (not that he deserves it, hes doing his job like everyone else, he gets a wage, why do bars deserve tips?) before we left that bar. as i was paying for my next to last drink and he was returning my change to me he said "i think i deserve this no?" and began to place it in his tip box! wtf! CUNT. you dont ask for tips you stupid blonde prick, i let him have it anyway seen as i was in a good mood, hes very lucky, any other day and theres a chance he could of got knocked the fuck out. prick
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jooked
your right. if i ever go back there hed better watch his back
bartender 1 - 0 sam
SamTheMan wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
this bartender in ayia napa made me quite a few cocktails and out of the goodness of my heart i was thinking about maybe giving him a tip when i ordered my last drink (not that he deserves it, hes doing his job like everyone else, he gets a wage, why do bars deserve tips?) before we left that bar. as i was paying for my next to last drink and he was returning my change to me he said "i think i deserve this no?" and began to place it in his tip box! wtf! CUNT. you dont ask for tips you stupid blonde prick, i let him have it anyway seen as i was in a good mood, hes very lucky, any other day and theres a chance he could of got knocked the fuck out. prick
i don't know why but on a night out, i always end up tipping the pretty girls. lol
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lakehouse then phish!? what?!
Hey where's that .gif of that washing machine (with smileyface eyes) that got the brick thrown in?
lol i dont see many pretty girls working behind the bar, they all walkin around selling vodka jellys lolToilet Sex wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
this bartender in ayia napa made me quite a few cocktails and out of the goodness of my heart i was thinking about maybe giving him a tip when i ordered my last drink (not that he deserves it, hes doing his job like everyone else, he gets a wage, why do bars deserve tips?) before we left that bar. as i was paying for my next to last drink and he was returning my change to me he said "i think i deserve this no?" and began to place it in his tip box! wtf! CUNT. you dont ask for tips you stupid blonde prick, i let him have it anyway seen as i was in a good mood, hes very lucky, any other day and theres a chance he could of got knocked the fuck out. prick
i don't know why but on a night out, i always end up tipping the pretty girls. lol
which i buy off them of course
arent you 12?SamTheMan wrote:
lol i dont see many pretty girls working behind the bar, they all walkin around selling vodka jellys lolToilet Sex wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
i don't know why but on a night out, i always end up tipping the pretty girls. lol
which i buy off them of course
D: goonersGooners wrote:
well he's a bit of a cunt, but he's quite well endowed... so i keep him aroundSurgeons wrote:
Pooners you don't like RTHKI or w/e he's called do you?
oh well baggs is the biggest cunt on the site
11 but i look old for my agekrazed wrote:
arent you 12?SamTheMan wrote:
lol i dont see many pretty girls working behind the bar, they all walkin around selling vodka jellys lolToilet Sex wrote:
i don't know why but on a night out, i always end up tipping the pretty girls. lol
which i buy off them of course
bet you wouldnt say that to his face
That's why you tip at the start, you get faster service and stronger drinks.SamTheMan wrote:
SamTheMan wrote:
this bartender in ayia napa made me quite a few cocktails and out of the goodness of my heart i was thinking about maybe giving him a tip when i ordered my last drink (not that he deserves it, hes doing his job like everyone else, he gets a wage, why do bars deserve tips?) before we left that bar. as i was paying for my next to last drink and he was returning my change to me he said "i think i deserve this no?" and began to place it in his tip box! wtf! CUNT. you dont ask for tips you stupid blonde prick, i let him have it anyway seen as i was in a good mood, hes very lucky, any other day and theres a chance he could of got knocked the fuck out. prick
of course he couldn't he'd be way too tall to say it to his face
you lot are asking for it
stfu m89
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