Don't get the flesh coloured ones, they're just weird!
Go for a classy glass one
Go for a classy glass one
You could just rent her an 11B.
I hear they're working on pre-paid time cards now.
Only pay for the minutes you use.
I hear they're working on pre-paid time cards now.
Only pay for the minutes you use.
When James uses his it makes him feel very wealthy.Microwave wrote:
Don't get the flesh coloured ones, they're just weird!
Go for a classy glass one
Here is what you do:Pug wrote:
Wife goes to dinner with friends. Makes joke about vibrator. Tells story about a friend of hers that bought a vibrator.
Turns out the three other ladies have vibrators. They have some discussion about vibrators (which I'm going to hear at some point).
Wife comes home tells me her friends use vibrators. And is wondering whether she should get one.
And I'm supposed to give her advice.
I've deflected/delayed a while, but it's going to come up again. So I need to be prepared.
This is serious btw. I thought it would be funny to share/ask what you think.
I don't really care what happens, so this will be my amusement for the short term - counselling the wife, who's struggling with the idea of buying a vibrator.
1. Have sex with your wife
2. Ask her why she thinks her friends need vibrators
She'll think her friends are just jealous = all female needs satified and she will never bring the subject up again.
i support thisrdx-fx wrote:
You could just rent her an 11B.
I hear they're working on pre-paid time cards now.
Only pay for the minutes you use.
The 20 seconds or so shouldn't cost much.
ba dum ching
1) WTF... skip step 1.Pug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
2) No
3) NO conversation!!!!
4) NO... the vibrator will do nothing but be that cherry.
5) All input, buy one as a fucking surprise present... (is it her birthday, anniversary etc etc coming up soon?)
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
I need around tree fiddy.
Seems like you know what you're talking about, eh?DonFck wrote:
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Well it's true, no?Eifa wrote:
Seems like you know what you're talking about, eh?DonFck wrote:
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
As a representative of the female gender, wouldn't you agree?Eifa wrote:
Seems like you know what you're talking about, eh?DonFck wrote:
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
I need around tree fiddy.
Do I have to answer?DonFck wrote:
As a representative of the female gender, wouldn't you agree?Eifa wrote:
Seems like you know what you're talking about, eh?DonFck wrote:
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
No, you don't. You're a sex maniac.Eifa wrote:
Do I have to answer?DonFck wrote:
As a representative of the female gender, wouldn't you agree?Eifa wrote:
Seems like you know what you're talking about, eh?
errrrr. at times, yes.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No, you don't. You're a sex maniac.Eifa wrote:
Do I have to answer?DonFck wrote:
As a representative of the female gender, wouldn't you agree?
but uh, about the dolphin thingy.. no. that's just ew.
and i don't like vibrating things either. i mean, try having sex with your other half when the only thing you can think of is the fact that his dick doesn't feel too nice because it's missing the "Vibrate"-function.
just no.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Without going into details any further, what's wrong with using both at the same time?Eifa wrote:
errrrr. at times, yes.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No, you don't. You're a sex maniac.Eifa wrote:
Do I have to answer?
but uh, about the dolphin thingy.. no. that's just ew.
and i don't like vibrating things either. i mean, try having sex with your other half when the only thing you can think of is the fact that his dick doesn't feel too nice because it's missing the "Vibrate"-function.
just no.
I need around tree fiddy.
Heh, any man who doesn't want his lady to have a vibrator is insecure.
It's fucking epic.DonFck wrote:
Without going into details any further, what's wrong with using both at the same time?
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i didn't say there was anything wrong with it. but it might get a little ankward if the other half starts to like the vibrating thing more than the real one.DonFck wrote:
Without going into details any further, what's wrong with using both at the same time?Eifa wrote:
errrrr. at times, yes.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No, you don't. You're a sex maniac.
but uh, about the dolphin thingy.. no. that's just ew.
and i don't like vibrating things either. i mean, try having sex with your other half when the only thing you can think of is the fact that his dick doesn't feel too nice because it's missing the "Vibrate"-function.
just no.
then again, this is my opinion. and i personally prefer non-vibrating things.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
id be happy she never thought she needed one until her friends did. You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
why would a women want a vibrator if her man gives her sexplosions every night?CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
what if the womens guys penis vibrates all on its own?
you obviously never get any if you think that. /facepalmHaiBai wrote:
why would a women want a vibrator if her man gives her sexplosions every night?CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
what if the womens guys penis vibrates all on its own?
if you mean sex its ok only 16. and catholicCammRobb wrote:
you obviously never get any if you think that. /facepalmHaiBai wrote:
why would a women want a vibrator if her man gives her sexplosions every night?CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.
what if the womens guys penis vibrates all on its own?
Sex is only ok at the age of 16 if you're a catholic? Wat?
he's saying that it's okay that he doesn't know what sex is, he's only 16 and a catholicUltrafunkula wrote:
Sex is only ok at the age of 16 if you're a catholic? Wat?