Peach- The retarded spoiled bitch who always seems to win, no matter what game, map, or difficulty setting.
Mario- Peach's stalker who actually gets off his ass and does something in the mario games
Luigi- Mario's skinny italian plumber brother who gets scared at everything
Daisy- No-one knows who the hell she is. She was summoned from the 7th circle of GayWorld to make the number of players in standard mario games even.
Toad- A mushroom on Shrooms. Usually does helpful things like standing still or screaming and running in circles. Generic NPC's
Yoshi- A dinosaur who once was dropped by his mother as a baby. His mom apparently had a three way with a frog, a dino, and a chicken.
Waluigi- Luigi's retarded cousin who talks unintelligibly and looks nothing like his brother wario.
Wario- A fat sociopath whose background is probably Italian, and possibly American. Strong as hell though.
Boo- These are good or bad, but generally neutral in Mario games, although they just like minding their own business and scaring the shit out of others. We all feel that way somedays.
Bowser and Pals: They manage to defy the laws of physics while not being able to move sideways. Preffered method of attack is touching you.
Mario- Peach's stalker who actually gets off his ass and does something in the mario games
Luigi- Mario's skinny italian plumber brother who gets scared at everything
Daisy- No-one knows who the hell she is. She was summoned from the 7th circle of GayWorld to make the number of players in standard mario games even.
Toad- A mushroom on Shrooms. Usually does helpful things like standing still or screaming and running in circles. Generic NPC's
Yoshi- A dinosaur who once was dropped by his mother as a baby. His mom apparently had a three way with a frog, a dino, and a chicken.
Waluigi- Luigi's retarded cousin who talks unintelligibly and looks nothing like his brother wario.
Wario- A fat sociopath whose background is probably Italian, and possibly American. Strong as hell though.
Boo- These are good or bad, but generally neutral in Mario games, although they just like minding their own business and scaring the shit out of others. We all feel that way somedays.
Bowser and Pals: They manage to defy the laws of physics while not being able to move sideways. Preffered method of attack is touching you.
Last edited by pace51 (2010-07-22 09:50:33)
