Ryan
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+1,230|6851|Alberta, Canada

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

   1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
   2. it is a major component in acid rain
   3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
   4. accidental inhalation can kill you
   5. it contributes to erosion
   6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
   7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

    * Forty-three (43) said yes,
    * six (6) were undecided,
    * and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD
source or it didn't happen
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Ryan
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

source or it didn't happen
http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD

Ryan wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

source or it didn't happen
http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
"This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny"

that's like believing something you find on 4chan

although knowing how stupid some people are, I wouldn't be surprised if some student actually did that and got those responses.
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wensleydale8
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Quite good, although some people with not instantly associate "dihydrogen monoxide." with water which is to the educated.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Cybargs
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+2,285|6724
Penn and Teller's Bullshit did this already.
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ghettoperson
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I am expressing my surprise as I have never heard this before.
Cybargs
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eleven bravo
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Ryan wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

source or it didn't happen
http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

4.^ Erich Lechner (February 23, 1990), Warning! Dangerous Contamination! (original usenet posting), Usenet rec.humor.funny archive, http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humo … 69a2a19d8/
Tu Stultus Es
Ryan
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+1,230|6851|Alberta, Canada

eleven bravo wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

source or it didn't happen
http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

4.^ Erich Lechner (February 23, 1990), Warning! Dangerous Contamination! (original usenet posting), Usenet rec.humor.funny archive, http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humo … 69a2a19d8/
So? I found it on stumble and thought it was neat.
11 Bravo
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Cybargs wrote:

Penn and Teller's Bullshit did this already.
Commie Killer
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+192|6395
Thank you, was about to post this.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6476
I saw this when I was 14.
pace51
Boom?
+194|5181|Markham, Ontario

Ryan wrote:

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

   1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
   2. it is a major component in acid rain
   3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
   4. accidental inhalation can kill you
   5. it contributes to erosion
   6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
   7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

    * Forty-three (43) said yes,
    * six (6) were undecided,
    * and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Water is bad. Wow. I salute the kid.
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5761|Roma
where do i sign?
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6635|UK
Heh, it didn't click in my head that dihydrogen monoxide is water. Now that I've realised it is, it seems obvious.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5245|Cleveland, Ohio
ban milk tbh
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6851|Alberta, Canada

liquidat0r wrote:

Heh, it didn't click in my head that dihydrogen monoxide is water. Now that I've realised it is, it seems obvious.
o snapz
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD

liquidat0r wrote:

Heh, it didn't click in my head that dihydrogen monoxide is water. Now that I've realised it is, it seems obvious.
yer a proper dunce m8
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6007|Vortex Ring State
ask the bartender for a glass of dihydrogen monoxide when you're at the bar... If you think that they're smart.
Shadow893
lel
+75|6700|England
wow this is so old - good job on digging up useless shit
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6007|Vortex Ring State

Shadow893 wrote:

wow this is so old - good job on digging up useless shit
pace51
Boom?
+194|5181|Markham, Ontario

Shadow893 wrote:

wow this is so old - good job on digging up useless shit
Look, not evrything on the web is new. There's plenty of unearthed gold. Besides, old doesn't mean bad. It was an interesting read, there was nothing wrong with it.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6721|Purplicious Wisconsin
John Stossel did this as well.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6588|the dank(super) side of Oregon

War Man wrote:

John Stossel did this as well.
Are you sure that wasn't John Stossel's moustache?

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