fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NOFinray wrote:
John I'm skint.
Buy me a mouse.
I Friggin Love The Nhs
Not a whole MINUTEburnzz wrote:
fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
D:
![https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png](https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png)
fflink - I tell no lie
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hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.Finray wrote:
Not a whole MINUTEburnzz wrote:
fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
D:
Party at ^'s. You're all invited
roam the halls naked, answer the door naked, do other stuff naked, DO NOT COOK NAKEDSEREMAKER wrote:
well well ... well
the misses took off to her parents ...... and left me at the house
all by myself .........
for the entire weekend
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ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..burnzz wrote:
hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.Finray wrote:
Not a whole MINUTEburnzz wrote:
fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
D:
if it happens for twenty seconds, you go 'whew' but when the outage drags on, you start thinking of what you have to do to restore everyones work.RTHKI wrote:
ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..
those that save regularly, anyways . . .
yey for auto document recovery.
RTHKI wrote:
ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..burnzz wrote:
hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.Finray wrote:
Not a whole MINUTE
D:
![https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png](https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png)
A man is flying a hot air balloon and realises he is lost, so he flys down towards a field where he can ask someone where he is. He calls out to a man in the field,
"Excuse me! Can you tell me where i am?"
The guy says "Yeah, you are in a hot air balloon, thirty feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer!" The first guy says.
"Yes...! I am! How did you know" Replied the engineer...
"Well, what you told me is technically correct but really it is of no use to anyone, and doesnt help me"
"Ha! Well you must be in management" Said the engineer.
"Yes, i am! How did you know?"
"Well you dont know where you are or where you are going, except for some reason now its my fault!"
I was amused.
"Excuse me! Can you tell me where i am?"
The guy says "Yeah, you are in a hot air balloon, thirty feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer!" The first guy says.
"Yes...! I am! How did you know" Replied the engineer...
"Well, what you told me is technically correct but really it is of no use to anyone, and doesnt help me"
"Ha! Well you must be in management" Said the engineer.
"Yes, i am! How did you know?"
"Well you dont know where you are or where you are going, except for some reason now its my fault!"
I was amused.
I have some...SEREMAKER wrote:
some dude came into my store today wearing those shoes
the only thing I could think of was :
http://img.shinyshack.com/l_toesocks.jpg
those gay socks ... chicks like to wear
...
I've heard a few versions of that joke, love itliquidat0r wrote:
A man is flying a hot air balloon and realises he is lost, so he flys down towards a field where he can ask someone where he is. He calls out to a man in the field,
"Excuse me! Can you tell me where i am?"
The guy says "Yeah, you are in a hot air balloon, thirty feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer!" The first guy says.
"Yes...! I am! How did you know" Replied the engineer...
"Well, what you told me is technically correct but really it is of no use to anyone, and doesnt help me"
"Ha! Well you must be in management" Said the engineer.
"Yes, i am! How did you know?"
"Well you dont know where you are or where you are going, except for some reason now its my fault!"
I was amused.
![https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png](https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png)
sere, buy my guns
guns kill
so do fists
but guns kill
drive-by body pierce
this is harlem nigga, we do walk-by'sBevo wrote:
drive-by body pierce
this is middle-class canadian suburbia, my dear chap, we do runs to the grocery store in our bmw's and listen to biggie and 2pac.Gooners wrote:
this is harlem nigga, we do walk-by'sBevo wrote:
drive-by body pierce
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