1. Hello, i am a Carl Gustav whore. My hands are giant flippers that flail uncontrollably and therefore do not allow me to effectively aim with a gun and i need a shoulder fired nuke launcher with explosive upgrades. I got platinum star with the CG by level 12 and i still use it as my one and only primary. I have a .75 k/d because a lot of my enemies dont have a back drop for the rocket to hit and cause splash damage and i always get knifed in the face while reloading. I also like to blow myself up in CQB or shooting the side of a window on accident
2. I am the UBER L3ET medic with platinums on every single MG and a 2% accuracy average. Iron sights? RDS? ACOG? what are those? I have my 4 white moving lines in the middle of my screen and my MMN MG upgrade that render that shit useless! I also have a 500 round magazine with little to no accuracy deviation so no matter how far away my target is i can just hold down the trigger and 85 bullets later i'll hit him once or twice. Im almost using the m60 so that results in a kill GG me. I dont have to worry about controlled bursts, ammo conservation, or any of that bullshit. Im so used to BF2 that i keep reviving my teammates infront of explosions so i get my PRECIOUS POINCE while my tickets drop due to my faggotry.
3. LOL HAY GUIZ ITS ME THE 40 MILLIMETOR PENOR TO FUK SUM SHYT UP!!!! I THROW THIZ AMMO BAWKS DOWN AND SIT ONTOP OF IT AND SHOOT GRENADES EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PEG PPL IN DA FACE AT 2 FEET AWAY FOAR 1 HIT KILLS! I ALSO HAZ N IQ OF 45 AND MY NAME IS SOMETHING LIKE FUZZYBUNNY123223 OR 1609GENERAL>>>>>ESENHOWITZER<<<<2123
4. Hi u cant see me because im hiding in a bush right now with my GOL sniper magnum but its me the sniper! I end every round with around 2 actual kills and 15 morter kills. Oh wait i see an enemy lets shoot at him....BOOM....fuck i missed.... Aw i died i forgot my bullets are tracers so every time i shoot i give away my position. Regardless that guy with the PP2000 that killed me at 150 meters is a hacker FUCK U FEYGET.
Inb4:
Fag
Noob
Cry moar
dont play then
you suck
BAAAWWWW.gif
U mad?
U BAD LOL
l2play
whiney bitch
this has been covered all ready
Uzique the transvestite "educated" poasts
Owned
Sigh
Facepalm
2. I am the UBER L3ET medic with platinums on every single MG and a 2% accuracy average. Iron sights? RDS? ACOG? what are those? I have my 4 white moving lines in the middle of my screen and my MMN MG upgrade that render that shit useless! I also have a 500 round magazine with little to no accuracy deviation so no matter how far away my target is i can just hold down the trigger and 85 bullets later i'll hit him once or twice. Im almost using the m60 so that results in a kill GG me. I dont have to worry about controlled bursts, ammo conservation, or any of that bullshit. Im so used to BF2 that i keep reviving my teammates infront of explosions so i get my PRECIOUS POINCE while my tickets drop due to my faggotry.
3. LOL HAY GUIZ ITS ME THE 40 MILLIMETOR PENOR TO FUK SUM SHYT UP!!!! I THROW THIZ AMMO BAWKS DOWN AND SIT ONTOP OF IT AND SHOOT GRENADES EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PEG PPL IN DA FACE AT 2 FEET AWAY FOAR 1 HIT KILLS! I ALSO HAZ N IQ OF 45 AND MY NAME IS SOMETHING LIKE FUZZYBUNNY123223 OR 1609GENERAL>>>>>ESENHOWITZER<<<<2123
4. Hi u cant see me because im hiding in a bush right now with my GOL sniper magnum but its me the sniper! I end every round with around 2 actual kills and 15 morter kills. Oh wait i see an enemy lets shoot at him....BOOM....fuck i missed.... Aw i died i forgot my bullets are tracers so every time i shoot i give away my position. Regardless that guy with the PP2000 that killed me at 150 meters is a hacker FUCK U FEYGET.
Inb4:
Fag
Noob
Cry moar
dont play then
you suck
BAAAWWWW.gif
U mad?
U BAD LOL
l2play
whiney bitch
this has been covered all ready
Uzique the transvestite "educated" poasts
Owned
Sigh
Facepalm
