More like, how deep?Ultrafunkula wrote:
How far is your shed?
You, me, and Warman?
Bring as many as you like ;PAussieReaper wrote:
You, me, and Warman?
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Hi I'm Matt, suck my dick.
Hi Matt, I'm also Matt. I will suck your dick if you suck my dick at the same time.
lets make out with the corpse of your mother
Ya sexy
68 FTW! you suck me, and i'll owe you one*
[*does not apply to GravyDan]
[*does not apply to GravyDan]
no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.
no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.
fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.
fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
You're only saying that because you're fat.AussieReaper wrote:
no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.
no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.
fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
Fuck Israel
want me to put my penis in your vagina and inseminate your womb?
I wanna have your abortion.AussieReaper wrote:
no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.
no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.
fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
Is that a gun in your pants or ....
/raisehands
DON'T SHOOT!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!
/raisehands
DON'T SHOOT!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!
My credit cards don't have a limit.
guys i think he wins the threadMacbeth wrote:
My credit cards don't have a limit.
You're to heavy to pick up, I'll just leave you there...
I'm gonna rent a van from Enterprise and have wild monkey sex with you in the back of it.
If I offer to buy you a drink, trust me when I say its nonalcoholic. You're no good to me if you can't even speak. I don't want you passing out I want you suckin my dick.
Oh yeah baby!
Oh yeah baby!
Hey, guess what, my noobs come with crême chantilly
Wanna get "Lai"d?
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
How's your fanny for a lodger?
PS 'Fanny' in Europe means vagina.
PS 'Fanny' in Europe means vagina.