pace51
Boom?
+194|5172|Markham, Ontario

Ultrafunkula wrote:

How far is your shed?
More like, how deep?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6152|what

You, me, and Warman?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
pace51
Boom?
+194|5172|Markham, Ontario

AussieReaper wrote:

You, me, and Warman?
Bring as many as you like ;P
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6842|Alberta, Canada

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6648

Hi I'm Matt, suck my dick.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6653

Hi Matt, I'm also Matt. I will suck your dick if you suck my dick at the same time.
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6521|...

lets make out with the corpse of your mother
pace51
Boom?
+194|5172|Markham, Ontario
Ya sexy
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6496

68 FTW! you suck me, and i'll owe you one*

[*does not apply to GravyDan]
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6152|what

no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.

no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.

fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6105|eXtreme to the maX

AussieReaper wrote:

no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.

no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.

fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
You're only saying that because you're fat.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5701|College Park, MD
want me to put my penis in your vagina and inseminate your womb?
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6580|the dank(super) side of Oregon

AussieReaper wrote:

no this is fucked. fuck you all. twice now i've posted in this thread and just got a stupid reply to my pick up line.

no attempt to pick me up at all. well screw you guys!!! i'm going home.

fuck you and the horse you rode in on! i like your hair burnz
I wanna have your abortion.
Harmor
Error_Name_Not_Found
+605|6547|San Diego, CA, USA
Is that a gun in your pants or .... 


/raisehands


DON'T SHOOT!!!  DON'T SHOOT!!!
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5584

My credit cards don't have a limit.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6620|London, England

Macbeth wrote:

My credit cards don't have a limit.
guys i think he wins the thread
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6567|Mountains of NC

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/pics/1-16-10.jpg


" Get in the trunk "


or




























https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/pics/774-nice-sword.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Guardian_Ekim
I'm a god damn American Jedi
+51|6548|775

You're to heavy to pick up, I'll just leave you there...
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6736|Oxferd Ohire
You can preform CPR on me anytime baby.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Guardian_Ekim
I'm a god damn American Jedi
+51|6548|775

I'm gonna rent a van from Enterprise and have wild monkey sex with you in the back of it.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6446|Boulder, CO
If I offer to buy you a drink, trust me when I say its nonalcoholic. You're no good to me if you can't even speak. I don't want you passing out I want you suckin my dick.


Oh yeah baby!
Lai
Member
+186|6150
Hey, guess what, my noobs come with crême chantilly
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6235|Uk
Wanna get "Lai"d?
Harmor
Error_Name_Not_Found
+605|6547|San Diego, CA, USA
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6554
How's your fanny for a lodger?

PS 'Fanny' in Europe means vagina.

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