Who said anything about Twilight? You're that familiar with the names?seymorebutts443 wrote:
It's official, shifty loves twilight. knew it.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Pug wrote:
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. your eyes change color. and sometimes you speak like like your from a different time. you never eat or drink any thing. you don't go into the sunlight.
Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud say it.
And then they edited the original:
"Pervert."
"Wut????"
"You heard me. You are older than my dad."
That says something about him, I don't even fucking remember the names of the characters or actresses that played them.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I dont know if you can call it a real movie but i like when they dont complicate things.
Falstaff: And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Uzique wrote:
Falstaff: And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23
ig wrote:
wat
Army of Darkness- "Give me some sugar, baby"
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
It's serious shit you twat.FloppY_ wrote:
"Once this baby hit's 88mph you're gonna see some serious stuff"
"There's something, I need, to show you."
"EAT ME!!!!!"
Men In Black.
"I think I found the tail end!"
"You guys feel some movement?"
Tremors.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Army of Darkness ..."First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me... Blow!!!"
how about i shit in your mouth you cocky little polackHaiBai wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Falstaff: And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23ig wrote:
wat
latvian jokes are above you
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
someone has sand in her vagina.Uzique wrote:
how about i shit in your mouth you cocky little polackHaiBai wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Falstaff: And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23ig wrote:
wat
latvian jokes are above you
What's with you and latvians?Uzique wrote:
how about i shit in your mouth you cocky little polackHaiBai wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Falstaff: And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince: As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle.
Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 23ig wrote:
wat
latvian jokes are above you
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
"I know you're down here, One-Eyed Willy. You've gotta be. I can feel it, One-Eyed Willy.."
"I guess that's why they call you One-Eyed Willy... One-Eyed Willy."
- Mikey from The Goonies
Or any mention of that poorly-named pirate.
"I guess that's why they call you One-Eyed Willy... One-Eyed Willy."
- Mikey from The Goonies
Or any mention of that poorly-named pirate.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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