So you've stumbled upon this website because you still play Battlefield 2 and wanted to know if there are any other maps aside from Kirkland. Well have no fear, I can make you a forum pro is under a minute! "How you make me pro points on forum, is that not padding stats?" you might ask. NO! IT ISN'T! Don't expect to find anything related to Battlefield 2 in this forum.
This is an overview of some of the threads you can expect to find here, and how you should reply to each one. If you pull off the right response, people here might think you're an old regular back from the dead, ready to get posting again! Furthermore, you'll be able to cement yourself into the community and prove to the internet that you are
First off, the basic EE Chat thread. In fact, this can cover anything that goes on in the Everything Else section, as it's all a blended mess of spam. Here is an example of some posts you can expect to find:
Now, let's move on to another popular section of the Battlefield 2 Statistics forum. Debate and Serious Talk! Ooh, sounds scary, I know, but trust me, there's nothing serious or debatable about it. I'll show you why with an example post that you can find in 100% of all D&ST threads:
Next up, the thing you're here for... the gaming section! Not much else to say about this section, so have a look at an example post:
Bf2s AU Chat
Pretty much all anyone says in here is:
The Bf2s girl-problems thread
Example post:
any Tech thread
You can't be without a huge e-penis, right? This is the section for you! It's the e-Swedish e-penis e-pump for e-increasing the e-size of your e-penis by 30 e-inches!
Example post:
First, go to speedtest.net and test your internet connection, then take a screenshot of the results and paste it into mspaint. Here's where things get tricky. With careful attention to detail, you can 'shop this baby to make it look like you have the best internet connection around! Here, take a look at a picture I made for you; just copy/paste this baby into any tech thread and watch your e-penis grow!
right? Yeah, it's super
Workout/Diet Programs
How can you not be if no one thinks you can bench press 20 cars!? A typical conversation in this thread goes like this:
See how seamless it is? No one will be able to tell the difference! Just put your own picture above mine and you'll be soooooooo
any Music thread
A typical conversation usually goes like this:
However, don't think you can just go posting anywhere you want, willy-nilly. No! There are some sections you must never post in, otherwise it could hurt your reputation and factor. The one and only place you should never post in is the Battlefield section, especially the Battlefield 2 section. Did you really think this website was centered around BF2? You can't be serious if you actually did. I would almost suggest that an exception would be if you posted something about how terrible BF2 was, but you'd lose points for not saying it 10 years ago when the game was first released, so you're a little late to the party.
And that about wraps this up! Follow these simple rules and you'll be in no time!
Lastly, if you really really want to know your shit and truly act like you're an old member back from the dead, read up on our beloved SEREMAKER's History of BF2s.com
This is an overview of some of the threads you can expect to find here, and how you should reply to each one. If you pull off the right response, people here might think you're an old regular back from the dead, ready to get posting again! Furthermore, you'll be able to cement yourself into the community and prove to the internet that you are
First off, the basic EE Chat thread. In fact, this can cover anything that goes on in the Everything Else section, as it's all a blended mess of spam. Here is an example of some posts you can expect to find:
User A wrote:
MALAKRAIRIRKRIKARIKA!
User B wrote:
lololololololololololol
User C wrote:
wat
User A wrote:
lololololololololtrolled
User B wrote:
wut
You're probably confused as heck right now but don't worry, you'll pick it up quickly! Here is how you should respond.User C wrote:
omgomgomgomghahahahalololololfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
And there you have it! Instant success!you wrote:
lolwut tahts so
Now, let's move on to another popular section of the Battlefield 2 Statistics forum. Debate and Serious Talk! Ooh, sounds scary, I know, but trust me, there's nothing serious or debatable about it. I'll show you why with an example post that you can find in 100% of all D&ST threads:
User A wrote:
I saw a story in the news about how an illegal immigrant who was a Muslim went to an abortion clinic to have her baby removed but turns out the baby was made of C4 and she blew the whole place up.
User B wrote:
You're racist!
User A wrote:
no u
User B wrote:
no u
User A wrote:
no u
User B wrote:
no u
User A wrote:
no u
I know what you're thinking, that you should reply with "no u", but that's not the right thing to do! Instead you should reply with something along the lines of:User B wrote:
no u
It's as easy as that You'll be "debating" like a pro in no time!you wrote:
I love George Bush and I love Barack Obama I think they should've ran together for co-president and the world would live happily ever after. Oh and USA AMERICA ROCKS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next up, the thing you're here for... the gaming section! Not much else to say about this section, so have a look at an example post:
{*insert any videogame made after the year 1999 here}User A wrote:
____* is a good game
User B wrote:
stfu taht game sucks nooooooooooooooo0000000oooooooooo000oooo0o0o0o0oo000b!!
User A wrote:
No it's awesome!!!!!!!!!
User B wrote:
No it's nooooot!!!!!!!!!
User A wrote:
You're a console tard!
User B wrote:
no u
User A wrote:
no u
So, how are you going to appease both parties and demonstrate that you are the new user on the block? Easy! Say the following:User B wrote:
no u
Congratulations! The thread is now in your control! Here's what the results would look like after your comment:you wrote:
Super Mario for the NES was pretty cool
User A wrote:
yeah
User B wrote:
User A wrote:
yeah
User C wrote:
User B wrote:
User A wrote:
yeah
User D wrote:
User C wrote:
User B wrote:
Of course, you can't become super cool and respected on a forum if you only stick to a few general sections. You will also need to stop by some specific threads to make yourself known and show off how you are. The following threads are in no particular order...User E wrote:
User D wrote:
User C wrote:
Bf2s AU Chat
Pretty much all anyone says in here is:
User A wrote:
mate
User B wrote:
m8
User A wrote:
mate
User B wrote:
m8
User A wrote:
mate
User B wrote:
m8
Obviously, your response should be one of the following:User C wrote:
uwotm8
you wrote:
Kangaroos mate
you wrote:
Boomerangs mate
Congratulations on becoming popular amongst the AU crowd! You're so close to being the most person on the site, keep going!you wrote:
mate mate
The Bf2s girl-problems thread
Example post:
Now here is what you say:User A wrote:
How I get cute girl if she not know me and I not know her? Also I don't want to talk to her and she not talk me. Also I not wear deodorant. What I do????
Be absolutely sure you put the face in your post! Otherwise no one will understand your gloating. You could even post a picture like this to gloat even more:you wrote:
Help me I haven't had sex in forever! It's been like... 10 minutes!
you wrote:
And here's pics because it did happen
any Tech thread
You can't be without a huge e-penis, right? This is the section for you! It's the e-Swedish e-penis e-pump for e-increasing the e-size of your e-penis by 30 e-inches!
Example post:
User A wrote:
I have a 20 MB/s down speed
User B wrote:
Well I have a 30 MB/s down speed
User A wrote:
Well I have a 50 MB/s down speed
User B wrote:
Well I have a 90 MB/s down speed
User A wrote:
Well I have a 100 MB/s down speed
User B wrote:
Nuh uh!
User A wrote:
Uh huh!
User B wrote:
Nuh uh!
User A wrote:
Uh huh!
User B wrote:
Nuh uh!
The best way to enter this conversation is with a picture and no text. Shakespeare once said that "brevity is the soul of wit", so to be truly , you must simply post a picture of your net speed and then walk away. People will think you are a legend. "But I don't have good internets?" you might be thinking. Don't worry! There's a simple way to forge your internet speed, and the tools are already at your fingertips!User A wrote:
Uh huh!
First, go to speedtest.net and test your internet connection, then take a screenshot of the results and paste it into mspaint. Here's where things get tricky. With careful attention to detail, you can 'shop this baby to make it look like you have the best internet connection around! Here, take a look at a picture I made for you; just copy/paste this baby into any tech thread and watch your e-penis grow!
right? Yeah, it's super
Workout/Diet Programs
How can you not be if no one thinks you can bench press 20 cars!? A typical conversation in this thread goes like this:
User A wrote:
I can lift 10 pounds
User B wrote:
Well I can lift 20!
Again, it's best to respond with a simple picture and walk away, leaving people in awe. And yet again, a simple 'shop in mspaint will work wonders for your reputation! Here is mine:User C wrote:
How I get skinny without going to gym? Also I want to eat McDonald's. Also I want to eat McDonald's 20 times a week. Also I want to not go to gym. Also I want to get skinny to get hot babe that I don't want to talk to.
See how seamless it is? No one will be able to tell the difference! Just put your own picture above mine and you'll be soooooooo
any Music thread
A typical conversation usually goes like this:
User A wrote:
I like _insert_artist_here_. I'd link you to some music, but it's on a private tracker.
Now all you have to do is interject with the following:User B wrote:
Well I like _insert_artist_here_. I'd link you to some music, but the only link I have is from DARPAnet, so I think it's inactive nowadays.
Is that ? Heck yes that's !you wrote:
I like a really good artist but I don't want to say his or her name because then he or she would lose street cred. This person hasn't even recorded any music yet, that's how underground they are.
However, don't think you can just go posting anywhere you want, willy-nilly. No! There are some sections you must never post in, otherwise it could hurt your reputation and factor. The one and only place you should never post in is the Battlefield section, especially the Battlefield 2 section. Did you really think this website was centered around BF2? You can't be serious if you actually did. I would almost suggest that an exception would be if you posted something about how terrible BF2 was, but you'd lose points for not saying it 10 years ago when the game was first released, so you're a little late to the party.
And that about wraps this up! Follow these simple rules and you'll be in no time!
Lastly, if you really really want to know your shit and truly act like you're an old member back from the dead, read up on our beloved SEREMAKER's History of BF2s.com
Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-05-13 15:00:55)
