No-ones ever going to invade us either.Reciprocity wrote:
Thankfully, Australia is even fatter than us. They'll never be a military threat. They're too husky.
A) There's nothing here.
B) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
Fuck Israel
A) There's nothing here.
B) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
Pretty sure boot camp isn't going to cure diabetes though.Reciprocity wrote:
sleek, lithe paratroopers.
Dropping into battle with a mars bar in one hand and a syringe in another, that should be interesting.
Fuck Israel
Box jellyfish. Don't even want to be in the same timezone as one of thoseB) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
Hmmm. You clearly don't have any idea what you're talking about if you resort to dumb comments like that.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Because toys put the burger in front of the kid and tell them to eat.
Dude, said it nicely to him, saying it nicely to you too.ruisleipa wrote:
Hmmm. You clearly don't have any idea what you're talking about if you resort to dumb comments like that.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Because toys put the burger in front of the kid and tell them to eat.
Dilbert_X wrote:
No spamming in this thread please.
Fuck Israel
I'll drink this girl's blood and become more powerful, immune to your jellythings.Spark wrote:
Box jellyfish. Don't even want to be in the same timezone as one of thoseB) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
Benefits like banned rifles and censored Left 4 Dead 2.Cybargs wrote:
In aus you get even more benefits lelz
kangaroo riders!!!
\facepalmunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Benefits like banned rifles and censored Left 4 Dead 2.Cybargs wrote:
In aus you get even more benefits lelz
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
The venom still circulating in her blood is probably enough to kill you.Reciprocity wrote:
I'll drink this girl's blood and become more powerful, immune to your jellythings.Spark wrote:
Box jellyfish. Don't even want to be in the same timezone as one of thoseB) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
Failing that, Australia also has cassowaries and saltwater crocodiles. Shit'll ruin your day.
If you strike me down I shall come back more powerful than you can fathom.
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sorry but when a country has kangaroos and they ride them into battle its over for everyone else
why would they give something so dangerous such a shitty name?Spark wrote:
Box jellyfish. Don't even want to be in the same timezone as one of thoseB) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
We should ban video games and televisions and the internet so kids are forced to go outside and exercise. Oops, I forgot cell phones as well, they might just replace it all with texting (or sexting!).
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Cod is realistic fucker!JohnG@lt wrote:
We should ban video games and televisions and the internet so kids are forced to go outside and exercise. Oops, I forgot cell phones as well, they might just replace it all with texting (or sexting!).
They should have PT in schools lelz
So that the rest of us won't suspect anything.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
why would they give something so dangerous such a shitty name?Spark wrote:
Box jellyfish. Don't even want to be in the same timezone as one of thoseB) The few things which are are deadly poisonous.
It's funny that the Army exacerbated it's own problem by releasing America's ArmyCybargs wrote:
Cod is realistic fucker!JohnG@lt wrote:
We should ban video games and televisions and the internet so kids are forced to go outside and exercise. Oops, I forgot cell phones as well, they might just replace it all with texting (or sexting!).
They should have PT in schools lelz
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but if you are how is what you just said any different from saying happy meals promote child obesity?JohnG@lt wrote:
It's funny that the Army exacerbated it's own problem by releasing America's ArmyCybargs wrote:
Cod is realistic fucker!JohnG@lt wrote:
We should ban video games and televisions and the internet so kids are forced to go outside and exercise. Oops, I forgot cell phones as well, they might just replace it all with texting (or sexting!).
They should have PT in schools lelz
what problem?JohnG@lt wrote:
It's funny that the Army exacerbated it's own problem by releasing America's Army
I was entirely sarcastic in my first post, entirely serious in my second postHurricane2k9 wrote:
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but if you are how is what you just said any different from saying happy meals promote child obesity?JohnG@lt wrote:
It's funny that the Army exacerbated it's own problem by releasing America's ArmyCybargs wrote:
Cod is realistic fucker!
They should have PT in schools lelz
Oh, and I never said that happy meals won't make a kid fat. Of course they will, it's just not the governments job to raise your kid for you as a parent. If some parent wants to take their kid to McDonald's every day who are you or I to tell them to stop? That kid isn't my responsibility, nor yours, nor the governments, he's the responsibility of the parent.
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Survival of the fattest...
And when that kid is too fat to do his patriotic duty?JohnG@lt wrote:
Oh, and I never said that happy meals won't make a kid fat. Of course they will, it's just not the governments job to raise your kid for you as a parent. If some parent wants to take their kid to McDonald's every day who are you or I to tell them to stop? That kid isn't my responsibility, nor yours, nor the governments, he's the responsibility of the parent.
Fuck Israel
Then he can go to fat camp. What do I care? We don't have a draft here so if he wants to volunteer he has to make weight. If he can't make weight on his own he wouldn't have been a very good soldier anyway.Dilbert_X wrote:
And when that kid is too fat to do his patriotic duty?JohnG@lt wrote:
Oh, and I never said that happy meals won't make a kid fat. Of course they will, it's just not the governments job to raise your kid for you as a parent. If some parent wants to take their kid to McDonald's every day who are you or I to tell them to stop? That kid isn't my responsibility, nor yours, nor the governments, he's the responsibility of the parent.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
You don't have a draft today, but if there were a major war 1/4-1/3 of the population would be unavailable.
Easier than going to Canada I suppose.
Easier than going to Canada I suppose.
Fuck Israel
They can always use a surplus of Mexicans. Or just make PT longer. Or make them watch FMJ.Dilbert_X wrote:
You don't have a draft today, but if there were a major war 1/4-1/3 of the population would be unavailable.
Easier than going to Canada I suppose.