FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

burnzz wrote:

after it's snipped, make a wallet out of it.

that way, when you get a little more money, you can just rub it a little and it will get bigger. get alot of money, rub it harder, get more room!
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FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:


google phimosis or go to the doctor about it, there's alot of stuff out there to alleviate the "problem" without resorting to drastic jewslim measures
Tbf, I tried for a couple of years with the stretching thing. It's so much less time consuming just to have the it cut.
yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It just hurts too much to pull it back
You're not supposed to stretch untill it hurts, just untill it tightens... doesn't take long to help...
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JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6555|England

justice wrote:

See when I was 12 I predicted this problem and started pulling it back to break the pain barrier myself, by the time I was 17 no pain was there and no circumcision was needed....seriously just walk around with it pulled back all day, the skin becomes stretched and then it slips back naturally....fuck getting circumcised.

/cringe /awkward
Err. I tried that too, and my foreskin got stuck behind my bell end, and swelled up, and I was reduced to tears by morning glory. Thats when I went to the doctors and they said my foreskin was too tight, it wasn't worth trying to stretch, get it cut off. lol
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6889|The darkside of Denver
I am a doctor and I say cut that shit off!
FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
Why is everyone so happy about mutilating their dick :<
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I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6362|Scotland!
steroid cream and stretching works wonders
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6360|Carnoustie MASSIF

FloppY_ wrote:

Why is everyone so happy about mutilating their dick :<
Because you seem to underestimate the problem...

It's as bad as jak's, when the foreskin gets pulled back, my bell end swells up and looks like a really angry purple python grass snake


also, lol at the views of this thread in teh time it's been open

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-04-23 12:59:32)

Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6101|00770
ok so i'm reading a thread about dicks.
interesting.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6862

perv
Stimey
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+786|6349|Ontario | Canada
just put some tigerbalm all over your genitals and then stretch it back
works wonders
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FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Why is everyone so happy about mutilating their dick :<
Because you seem to underestimate the problem...

It's as bad as jak's, when the foreskin gets pulled back, my bell end swells up and looks like a really angry purple python grass snake


also, lol at the views of this thread in teh time it's been open
Mine used to be too tight to even get over the rim,, did stretching a couple of times each shower and solved problem...



Stimey wrote:

just put some tigerbalm all over your genitals and then stretch it back
works wonders
What's next,,, bengay?

Last edited by FloppY_ (2010-04-23 13:01:43)

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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6862

tigerbalm?

are you freal
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5467|Cleveland, Ohio
uncircum ones are ugly
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6360|Carnoustie MASSIF

FloppY_ wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Why is everyone so happy about mutilating their dick :<
Because you seem to underestimate the problem...

It's as bad as jak's, when the foreskin gets pulled back, my bell end swells up and looks like a really angry purple python grass snake


also, lol at the views of this thread in teh time it's been open
Mine used to be too tight to even get over the rim,, did stretching a couple of times each shower and solved problem...



Stimey wrote:

just put some tigerbalm all over your genitals and then stretch it back
works wonders
What's next,,, bengay?
you still don't get this...

it
hurts
too
much
to
even
stretch
it
back


11 Bravo wrote:

uncircum ones are ugly
that's the gayest thing you've ever said

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-04-23 13:02:27)

FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


Because you seem to underestimate the problem...

It's as bad as jak's, when the foreskin gets pulled back, my bell end swells up and looks like a really angry purple python grass snake


also, lol at the views of this thread in teh time it's been open
Mine used to be too tight to even get over the rim,, did stretching a couple of times each shower and solved problem...



Stimey wrote:

just put some tigerbalm all over your genitals and then stretch it back
works wonders
What's next,,, bengay?
you still don't get this...

it
hurts
too
much
to
even
stretch
it
back


11 Bravo wrote:

uncircum ones are ugly
that's the gayest thing you've ever said
Goddamn you don't read my posts... don't stretch 'till it hurts..
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JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6555|England
Why fucking waste time stretching it? Just get it off.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5467|Cleveland, Ohio
they are ugly.  i cant even watch a porn with one of those in it.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6360|Carnoustie MASSIF

FloppY_ wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:


Mine used to be too tight to even get over the rim,, did stretching a couple of times each shower and solved problem...




What's next,,, bengay?
you still don't get this...

it
hurts
too
much
to
even
stretch
it
back


11 Bravo wrote:

uncircum ones are ugly
that's the gayest thing you've ever said
Goddamn you don't read my posts... don't stretch 'till it hurts..
yeah, so when I come to stretch it all the way it isn't used to it and it hurts... jeez


11 Bravo wrote:

they are ugly.  i cant even watch a porn with one of those in it.
why are you even looking? o.0

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-04-23 13:04:52)

FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


you still don't get this...

it
hurts
too
much
to
even
stretch
it
back



that's the gayest thing you've ever said
Goddamn you don't read my posts... don't stretch 'till it hurts..
yeah, so when I come to stretch it all the way it isn't used to it and it hurts... jeez


11 Bravo wrote:

they are ugly.  i cant even watch a porn with one of those in it.
why are you even looking? o.0
Goddamn you don't understand the concept of exercise do you?

You exercise, the more you do it the better it gets and eventually it will not hurt to go all the way!

Last edited by FloppY_ (2010-04-23 13:08:53)

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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6884

Please make sure you are doing this of your own will and not because your wife wants you to.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6360|Carnoustie MASSIF

FloppY_ wrote:

Goddamn you don't understand the concept of exercise do you?

You exercise, the more you do it the better it gets and eventually it will not hurt!
even the initial pullback hurts like fuck.

end of story.

stop posting.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6850|London, England
Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy








I'll get my coat...
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6889|The darkside of Denver

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


Because you seem to underestimate the problem...

It's as bad as jak's, when the foreskin gets pulled back, my bell end swells up and looks like a really angry purple python grass snake


also, lol at the views of this thread in teh time it's been open
Mine used to be too tight to even get over the rim,, did stretching a couple of times each shower and solved problem...



Stimey wrote:

just put some tigerbalm all over your genitals and then stretch it back
works wonders
What's next,,, bengay?
you still don't get this...

it
hurts
too
much
to
even
stretch
it
back


11 Bravo wrote:

uncircum ones are ugly
that's the gayest thing you've ever said
lol I was just gonna say it. Marine you homo!
FloppY_
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+1,010|6515|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Goddamn you don't understand the concept of exercise do you?

You exercise, the more you do it the better it gets and eventually it will not hurt!
even the initial pullback hurts like fuck.

end of story.

stop posting.
omfg....

In that case it must hurt to pee too... since the urine apparently has to stretch its way out...
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6360|Carnoustie MASSIF

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy








I'll get my coat...
oh man...

I can't karma you again.

that was sheer gold.

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