Turn off your brain and watch it for an hour or two?Reciprocity wrote:
what were you retards expecting from a movie called zombieland?
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What? Grammar please, kthxReciprocity wrote:
10/10? who said anything about that? but your scale is shit. battlefield: earth is 1/10, chicago is 1/10. zombieland, while not a cinematic apex, does not belong is such universally shitty company.
lol=NHB=Shadow wrote:
me too I want to be a Na'vi and have hair sexFloppY_ wrote:
Avatar
10/10 wait no, 11/10
I'm at a loss of words... Beatifull & epic movie....
I'm buying that DVD Blue Ray.. Screw it if I don't have a Blu-Ray player yet!
The only one bad thing about it is that I now know I will never experience such true awesomeness in my life
FloppY_ wrote:
lol=NHB=Shadow wrote:
me too I want to be a Na'vi and have hair sexFloppY_ wrote:
Avatar
10/10 wait no, 11/10
I'm at a loss of words... Beatifull & epic movie....
I'm buying that DVD Blue Ray.. Screw it if I don't have a Blu-Ray player yet!
The only one bad thing about it is that I now know I will never experience such true awesomeness in my life
I just want a girlfriend
double lol
Oh, and last movie I saw, 500 days of Summer: 8/10, liked the whole composition of the movie, and Zooey Deschanel surely didn't make the movie any worse, ifyaknowhatimean.DonFck, two months ago wrote:
It was like a collection of all time movie clichés packed into one single film. And then given steroids.
Story: 3.75/10
Visuals: 8.5/10 (would be a full 10, but my eyes started to bleed from all the bright colors)
Best part of the movie 1/2: When oversized smurfwoman looks at crippled marineguy and there is actual interspecies love. Just like E.g. a rural mans affection to his goat.
Best part of movie 2/2: When I for a split second thought: "What if this movie has a sad ending and humans actually manage to fuck things up?" But then it took a turn to the predictable. Fuck.
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=NHB=Shadow wrote:
me too I want to be a Na'vi and have hair sexFloppY_ wrote:
Avatar
10/10 wait no, 11/10
I'm at a loss of words... Beatifull & epic movie....
I'm buying that DVD Blue Ray.. Screw it if I don't have a Blu-Ray player yet!
The only one bad thing about it is that I now know I will never experience such true awesomeness in my life
Yes.mtb0minime wrote:
Navi Holocaust movies???
I like it.
Flecco wrote:
Yes.mtb0minime wrote:
Navi Holocaust movies???
I like it.
I want to see the Na'vi homeworld fucking BURN. Genocide. Slave labour camps for the 3m tall blue fricks.
This is a movie I would pay to see. I would laugh at all the retards going in there and thinking yo them Na'vi dudes have a siq way of life baww I wanna be na'vi. Then the na'vi burn and those fuckers all cry and I'm like FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH KILL THEM BLUE FUCKS FOR GETTING IN OUR WAY WITH THEIR FAGGOTRY!
What? Pulp Fiction is shit. Thats really your go-to good movie? lolJohnJohnson747 wrote:
Okay so you think that movie was better than, let's say, for example... Pulp Fiction?Reciprocity wrote:
ooh, yeah...wrong.JohnJohnson747 wrote:
Zombieland - 1 out of 10
Worst movie I've ever seen, absolute garbage, bad actors, bad script, mediocre humor, absolute rubbish. I'd rather pluck my eyes out with a fork and eat them then watch this movie again.
Zombieland is a forgettable movie, undeniable.
when I first watched it I was always surprised they didnt nuke the planet to kill the blue people.... then harvest all the goldFlecco wrote:
I hope any future Avatar movies feature the humans fucking over the Na'vi, hardcore.
Unoptanium *blademaster wrote:
when I first watched it I was always surprised they didnt nuke the planet to kill the blue people.... then harvest all the goldFlecco wrote:
I hope any future Avatar movies feature the humans fucking over the Na'vi, hardcore.
iirc they went the amusement park because they wanted to have a good time and remember their childhood, they didnt care about the zombies. call the cops, they dont give a fuckunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Because it was brought up, I give Zombieland a 7.5ish/10 for zombie movies. You just can't judge silly zombie flicks side-by-side with other genres. Take into account Bill Murray, and it's an 8.5. What brought it down so low in my opinion (going on the US A,B,C,D,F scale, 7.5 is low) was the fact that it was never explained WHY the criminally crafty sisters, in all their ingeniousness, thought it was a good idea to go to a theme park. See, I thought from the trailers that the group of survivors was driven there. In the movie, they went there willingly in the middle of a zombie swarm and turned on the lights so they could ride the rides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bSZd1vM_A
the FUCK.
Yes, I also recall that, and it makes no sense to me as a character motive. They certainly gave enough of a fuck to be sharp as tacks for the first half of their face time, so the least the writers could have done was give them a BELIEVABLE reason to go get eaten. It just seemed way too uncharacteristic.haffeysucks wrote:
iirc they went the amusement park because they wanted to have a good time and remember their childhood, they didnt care about the zombies. call the cops, they dont give a fuckunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Because it was brought up, I give Zombieland a 7.5ish/10 for zombie movies. You just can't judge silly zombie flicks side-by-side with other genres. Take into account Bill Murray, and it's an 8.5. What brought it down so low in my opinion (going on the US A,B,C,D,F scale, 7.5 is low) was the fact that it was never explained WHY the criminally crafty sisters, in all their ingeniousness, thought it was a good idea to go to a theme park. See, I thought from the trailers that the group of survivors was driven there. In the movie, they went there willingly in the middle of a zombie swarm and turned on the lights so they could ride the rides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bSZd1vM_A
the FUCK.
