Finns, not Fins.
And who you calling old, whippersnapper?
And who you calling old, whippersnapper?
I need around tree fiddy.
Hai bikiniboy.DonFck wrote:
Finns, not Fins.
And who you calling old, whippersnapper?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Rawr.
I need around tree fiddy.
fins
Make sure you get that thing waxed, I dont wanna see any 'trapped spiders' trying to break free. Thats what scary spice had between her legs when I went to see The Spice Girls many moons ago, dirty bitch. Had a wicked wave off Baby n Posh, all I wanted was Sporties attention though.DonFck wrote:
Rawr.
1x Prawn Curry - Iceland £1justice wrote:
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1 x Chicken Kickers £4.49
1 x 1.25ltr Coca Cola £1.99
1 x Large (13.5") Pepperoni Passion® £15.99
1 x Domino’s Cookies £2.99
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FUCK YEAH... lunch
What did fuck me off was the chavvy woman with her sprog in the queue. It kept calling me 'Daddy'. Daddy was a fat cunt and she righlt pointed out to the sprog, 'Daddies gone to get the car DARLEN'.
I hate chavvy women when they say 'Darlen' in their chavvy accent. One min looking at her arse, her pants where riding high, next thing she says that and Im like, ok I'll read the box that my curry comes in. Its a better looking box than hers, I would of steamed into her up until she spoke. Not even the brat calling me 'Daddy' 20 times put me off.
1927 wrote:
Make sure you get that thing waxed, I dont wanna see any 'trapped spiders' trying to break free. Thats what scary spice had between her legs when I went to see The Spice Girls many moons ago, dirty bitch. Had a wicked wave off Baby n Posh, all I wanted was Sporties attention though.DonFck wrote:
Rawr.
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sporty was my favorite
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
fuck. we got pretty much nothing to eat, but what we do have is a fridge full of beer.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Beer is considered to be a food group.Eifa wrote:
fuck. we got pretty much nothing to eat, but what we do have is a fridge full of beer.
Not for mebaggs wrote:
Beer is considered to be a food group.Eifa wrote:
fuck. we got pretty much nothing to eat, but what we do have is a fridge full of beer.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
id never been so scared, 5000 benders, 5000 women, My Mum, My Niece and Me. Oh and 5 Spice Girls too. I loved sporty, she wasnt the prettiest I just pictured her going in goals and me kicking a football at her, oh how I would of laughed if id kicked it in her face and her nose went 'splattt', as she said 'It'll never be this way again'.
My Family should know me better but when Mum died and we were arranging the funeral, the vicor asks what music what hymns. My sisters and step dad are coming out with all these Jesus songs and I said 'Mama - Spice Girls', and I got my way, he played it at the funeral. Shit hot vicor, fucking wanky DJ though, he cut it off half way through, I told him to play the rest of it, he did. My family could of died but I didnt give a fuck.
My Family should know me better but when Mum died and we were arranging the funeral, the vicor asks what music what hymns. My sisters and step dad are coming out with all these Jesus songs and I said 'Mama - Spice Girls', and I got my way, he played it at the funeral. Shit hot vicor, fucking wanky DJ though, he cut it off half way through, I told him to play the rest of it, he did. My family could of died but I didnt give a fuck.
not for me either, not for a while now.Eifa wrote:
Not for mebaggs wrote:
Beer is considered to be a food group.Eifa wrote:
fuck. we got pretty much nothing to eat, but what we do have is a fridge full of beer.
I always keep pasta/rice in the cupboard and bread/bagels in the freezer.
Considering I'm a student, I was fucking well happy with the pork loin joint I cooked the other day, had it with roasties then had the leftovers chopped up and put in a tomato sauce with pasta. or what?
Shezza ya Lezza. Why the fuck didnt you tell me this before. Good fucking skills mate. Talk me through this in detail, see if I can offer any help, good on you though. Im gonna ping some karma at you right now for this
The dirt cunts, the have put Raisens in my Prawn Curry, I feel like pouring it over 'Sandras' (thats what it said on her badges) head.
This is safe
I regret eating that too fast
I know fucking karate
They just been on the phone to me wanting more signs, I'll have a word with one of the CDF branches and tell them wherever my mate Justice buys his from, cook it slower.justice wrote:
I regret eating that too fast
Well the joint was reduced from sainsburys as it was going off, got it for £2 instead of 4 and all I had to do was whack it in the oven for an hour.1927 wrote:
Shezza ya Lezza. Why the fuck didnt you tell me this before. Good fucking skills mate. Talk me through this in detail, see if I can offer any help, good on you though. Im gonna ping some karma at you right now for this
The roasties, I boiled them for a bit first then, drained them, put the lid on the saucepan and shook it around to rough them up, I didn't have any goose fat or anything like that so just put a bit of oil in a roasting tray, oven for 30 mins, took them out, moved em around a bit to get more oil on them then put them back in for another half an hour. Had carrots with it too and gravy, was very tasty.
Well fucking hell, I really compliment you enough on this. I hope a lot of people here will be inspired by this, I dont mean to take anything away from you but there isnt much to it, the oven does the hard work.The Sheriff wrote:
Well the joint was reduced from sainsburys as it was going off, got it for £2 instead of 4 and all I had to do was whack it in the oven for an hour.1927 wrote:
Shezza ya Lezza. Why the fuck didnt you tell me this before. Good fucking skills mate. Talk me through this in detail, see if I can offer any help, good on you though. Im gonna ping some karma at you right now for this
The roasties, I boiled them for a bit first then, drained them, put the lid on the saucepan and shook it around to rough them up, I didn't have any goose fat or anything like that so just put a bit of oil in a roasting tray, oven for 30 mins, took them out, moved em around a bit to get more oil on them then put them back in for another half an hour. Had carrots with it too and gravy, was very tasty.
Im not sure if you shook the spuds n mention goose fat as thats what I say to do but even down to that you have it spot on.
Red Roosters are imo the best potatoes for roasting, I always do mash with my Sunday Roasts, it works very well. I wouldnt mind learning how to do Cauli Cheese, its piss easy and Im sure to get it right first time. White things rarely taste good on their own.
Mollie made wicked cookies last night for my ol man, he didnt believe her so when we got to his she wrote it all down on a bit of paper for him, good skills. I cant karma her but instead I have bought her a 'Vimto candy spray today', when I pick her up at arf 5, I'll get her to close her eyes and I'll spray it n see if she can guess what it is.
Well done on you for doing this, unfortuantly imo roast dinner season is almost out until September but hopefully this is the start of a successful path for you to go down. Its imo the most important thing you can learn in school, yeah yeah I know you left but its never too late to learn.
When I come up, I'll have Lamb please mate, Its my fav, now theres a suprise.
god i want to be at the beach so bad
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but if I saw a book with two dicks on the front I wouldn't give it a chance.
Why aint none of you Brits raving about this? The cool kids are logged on so I'll post it again
Good afternoon gentlemen.
and to me?M.O.A.B wrote:
Good afternoon gentlemen.