raccoon*
racist
Tu Stultus Es
Go learn how to make tacos and i'll open a taco stand for oyu in taiwan and you can get the asian ladies saying youre an american businessman. they love americans here. but idk about brown americans.eleven bravo wrote:
i dont know how to make tacos. IG knows how to stew a possum thoughCybargs wrote:
Only the ones who didn't have GI daddy's/grandpaswhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
do asians have slanty eyes?
Tu Stultus Es
No. AP was the first poker site I signed up with after PP, and I don't know how to retroactively add rakeback without creating a new account. Besides, I suck at internet poker. I use the same principals that I use in live games, where I am +3.5 BB/Hour, and I slowly lose it on the net. The last time I was a consistent winner online was Paradise and PP. So I just mess around with the tiny games and 10+1 SNG stuff.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
you get rakeback at ap?
I like hard shells. Asians like hard shells i think. come to Taiwan GS DO IT.eleven bravo wrote:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/ … AG0085.jpg
hard shells arent authentic
Tu Stultus Es
I have some good news. After thinking that Machu Picchu was a no-go on this trip thanks to the extreme weather this part of the world has been getting and the place being closed I managed to score a trip there and will be there on the 31st of March. I'm pretty damn stoked actually, I had all but written it off completely.
I managed to score this three day trip, transport, accommodation, food, entrance to Machu Picchu and return for $165 USD. I booked it in for one of my travel companions and upon delivering the excellent news was met by an "oh."
"Oh? Oh!? What the fuck 'oh'? Don't you want to go?"
"Er, not really."
"Not really? What the fucking Hell man, why the Hell are you in Peru, let alone fucking Cuzco if you don't want to see Machu Picchu?"
"Well how much is it costing?"
"Sweet fuck-all man but that's not the point, you're in bloody Peru, when the Hell are you going to have another opportunity to do this?"
"Well I'm worried about money."
"FUCK money! Fucking Hell this is a golden opportunity and your worrying about $235, (NZD.) To come back here would cost you in excess of 2 grand, get your fucking head out of your arse!"
"Oh-KAY."
Riddle me this: If your friend managed to hook you up with a trip of a fucking lifetime for fuck-all money when the odds of anything happening at all was incredibly unlikely, wouldn't you at least show a bit of enthusiasm? Fucking Hell...
I managed to score this three day trip, transport, accommodation, food, entrance to Machu Picchu and return for $165 USD. I booked it in for one of my travel companions and upon delivering the excellent news was met by an "oh."
"Oh? Oh!? What the fuck 'oh'? Don't you want to go?"
"Er, not really."
"Not really? What the fucking Hell man, why the Hell are you in Peru, let alone fucking Cuzco if you don't want to see Machu Picchu?"
"Well how much is it costing?"
"Sweet fuck-all man but that's not the point, you're in bloody Peru, when the Hell are you going to have another opportunity to do this?"
"Well I'm worried about money."
"FUCK money! Fucking Hell this is a golden opportunity and your worrying about $235, (NZD.) To come back here would cost you in excess of 2 grand, get your fucking head out of your arse!"
"Oh-KAY."
Riddle me this: If your friend managed to hook you up with a trip of a fucking lifetime for fuck-all money when the odds of anything happening at all was incredibly unlikely, wouldn't you at least show a bit of enthusiasm? Fucking Hell...
[Blinking eyes thing]
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lols, chat roulette is pretty funny
yeah you would like random cocks on webcam
Haven't encountered any cocks yet, just some random people. Talking to some dude from Finland atm.
tell him i said hi
I did, but then he left and I presented with a willy.
Some dude came whilst looking at me. It was scarring.liquidat0r wrote:
Haven't encountered any cocks yet, just some random people. Talking to some dude from Finland atm.
MOTHER OF GOD...
8 hour shift at work+Tylenol+Party after work+God knows how many shots=What the fuck happened last night?
Sambuca+Jagermeister made me want to slam my head on a door...
8 hour shift at work+Tylenol+Party after work+God knows how many shots=What the fuck happened last night?
Sambuca+Jagermeister made me want to slam my head on a door...
what kept you from not lookingghettoperson wrote:
Some dude came whilst looking at me. It was scarring.liquidat0r wrote:
Haven't encountered any cocks yet, just some random people. Talking to some dude from Finland atm.
Tu Stultus Es
yey, hot chicks on now
pff, or not
pff, or not
ugh
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
wot now?
i'd do it.Ty wrote:
Riddle me this: If your friend managed to hook you up with a trip of a fucking lifetime for fuck-all money when the odds of anything happening at all was incredibly unlikely, wouldn't you at least show a bit of enthusiasm? Fucking Hell...
We all threw ourselves on the floor out of the view of the webcam. Telling masturbating men they have small dicks is funny until they ejaculate all over the place.eleven bravo wrote:
what kept you from not lookingghettoperson wrote:
Some dude came whilst looking at me. It was scarring.liquidat0r wrote:
Haven't encountered any cocks yet, just some random people. Talking to some dude from Finland atm.
we had a practice game today.
i had 28 saves ffs and i only played half of the game.
our other goalie had like.. 4 saves or so
they obviously had something against me.
i had 28 saves ffs and i only played half of the game.
our other goalie had like.. 4 saves or so
they obviously had something against me.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
...Eifa wrote:
we had a practice game today.
i had 28 saves ffs and i only played half of the game.
our other goalie had like.. 4 saves or so
they obviously had something against me.
you feeling any better though?
EE (hats
still coughing a bit but feeling a lot better than what i was 2 days ago ^^Morpheus wrote:
...Eifa wrote:
we had a practice game today.
i had 28 saves ffs and i only played half of the game.
our other goalie had like.. 4 saves or so
they obviously had something against me.
you feeling any better though?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.