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2010-03-24 04:09:48
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


I used to feed him Sausage, Bacon and Egg but you can have his instead, do you wanna lie on ya back and I'll tickle your belly aswell?
I'll skip the sausage but bacon and eggs sound yummy.
You don't want to tickle me. I go all hysterical. I laugh until I can't breath.
It's horrible.
Not funny at all, even tho it makes me laugh.
I'll make you do a wee wee, but I aint cleaning it up, I'll be in the kitchen doing the washing up in nothing but my apron.  Please dont think when you see the back of me at your sink that Im some kind of plate rack, or draining board rack.
lol, never even crossed my mind
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:11:58
1927
The oldest chav in the world
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Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


I'll skip the sausage but bacon and eggs sound yummy.
You don't want to tickle me. I go all hysterical. I laugh until I can't breath.
It's horrible.
Not funny at all, even tho it makes me laugh.
I'll make you do a wee wee, but I aint cleaning it up, I'll be in the kitchen doing the washing up in nothing but my apron.  Please dont think when you see the back of me at your sink that Im some kind of plate rack, or draining board rack.
lol, never even crossed my mind
I can picture it now, there Id be at the sink, whistleing away to myself, looking out the window, you'd come down the stairs into the kitchen, Id drop the tea towel bend down to pick it up and ya'd be like 'Oh cool, when did the dishwasher get fitted' next thing 'rammmm - owch, your trying to slide ya best bone china up my jacksie'
2010-03-24 04:13:26
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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:d

Last edited by Eifa (2010-03-24 04:14:02)

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:13:41
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6774

weird
♥
2010-03-24 04:14:21
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

wired
2010-03-24 04:14:46
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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argh cant decide
to train or not to train
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:15:07
DonFck
Hibernator
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1927 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

werd
I need around tree fiddy.
2010-03-24 04:15:33
bugz
Fission Mailed
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Well the last page has been interesting morning reading
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2010-03-24 04:15:59
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

argh cant decide
to train or not to train
Go training ya big girl, sweat it out of you without doing the excersice. Ie, the kit will make you sweat, after doing ya shoulder and finger, dont let flu keep you off the ice Eif's
2010-03-24 04:17:03
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ebug9 wrote:

Well the last page has been interesting morning reading
hey sugartits whats appening?
2010-03-24 04:17:55
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

argh cant decide
to train or not to train
Go training ya big girl, sweat it out of you without doing the excersice. Ie, the kit will make you sweat, after doing ya shoulder and finger, dont let flu keep you off the ice Eif's
yeah but then again the flu might get even worse if i do go
decisions, decisions..
i was thinking that i'd tell my coach that i'll be a bit late, could skip the warm ups.
cos if i tell him that i'm sick he wont let me go anywhere near the ice
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:18:04
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
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DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

sperm
♥
2010-03-24 04:19:24
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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Toilet Sex wrote:

DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

wat
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:19:48
bugz
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1927 wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Well the last page has been interesting morning reading
hey sugartits whats appening?
Not too much. Woke up, had a shower, had breakfast, packed my lunch, then checked my school e-mail and realized my first class is canceled. So I could've had another hour of sleep Ahh well, gives me some time to say hello to the Euros here that I don't normally see cause they're in bed when I get home from school.
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2010-03-24 04:21:05
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

argh cant decide
to train or not to train
Go training ya big girl, sweat it out of you without doing the excersice. Ie, the kit will make you sweat, after doing ya shoulder and finger, dont let flu keep you off the ice Eif's
yeah but then again the flu might get even worse if i do go
decisions, decisions..
i was thinking that i'd tell my coach that i'll be a bit late, could skip the warm ups.
cos if i tell him that i'm sick he wont let me go anywhere near the ice
Thats a better idea, miss the warm ups.  When I was a lad I used to think 'Ahhhh I have flue lets go running with a bin bag on to sweat it out' - Bollocks you chuck the bacteria around ya system and it can kill you.

The kit will sweat it out to some degree, fuck knows what you can do with a runny nose if you got a lid on and big foam pads, poke ya tongue out and catch it on the way down?

If I told my kids parents I was sick, they'd probably stop me training, my sick would be in the head though, not like yaself.
2010-03-24 04:21:22
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

ebug9 wrote:

1927 wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Well the last page has been interesting morning reading
hey sugartits whats appening?
cause they're in bed when I get home from school.
what time do you get home from school then? O.o
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:24:28
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Go training ya big girl, sweat it out of you without doing the excersice. Ie, the kit will make you sweat, after doing ya shoulder and finger, dont let flu keep you off the ice Eif's
yeah but then again the flu might get even worse if i do go
decisions, decisions..
i was thinking that i'd tell my coach that i'll be a bit late, could skip the warm ups.
cos if i tell him that i'm sick he wont let me go anywhere near the ice
Thats a better idea, miss the warm ups.  When I was a lad I used to think 'Ahhhh I have flue lets go running with a bin bag on to sweat it out' - Bollocks you chuck the bacteria around ya system and it can kill you.

The kit will sweat it out to some degree, fuck knows what you can do with a runny nose if you got a lid on and big foam pads, poke ya tongue out and catch it on the way down?

If I told my kids parents I was sick, they'd probably stop me training, my sick would be in the head though, not like yaself.
yeah.. gonna have to think about that..
no warm ups and then i'll just take it easy.. (yearright..)
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:25:19
bugz
Fission Mailed
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Eifa wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

1927 wrote:


hey sugartits whats appening?
cause they're in bed when I get home from school.
what time do you get home from school then? O.o
On Tuesdays I get home at midnight GMT and Thurs/Fri I get home at 9pm GMT (I guess Friday doesn't really count but meh)
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2010-03-24 04:26:07
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

ebug9 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


cause they're in bed when I get home from school.
what time do you get home from school then? O.o
On Tuesdays I get home at midnight GMT and Thurs/Fri I get home at 9pm GMT (I guess Friday doesn't really count but meh)
i'm often here at midnight lol
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:29:06
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


yeah but then again the flu might get even worse if i do go
decisions, decisions..
i was thinking that i'd tell my coach that i'll be a bit late, could skip the warm ups.
cos if i tell him that i'm sick he wont let me go anywhere near the ice
Thats a better idea, miss the warm ups.  When I was a lad I used to think 'Ahhhh I have flue lets go running with a bin bag on to sweat it out' - Bollocks you chuck the bacteria around ya system and it can kill you.

The kit will sweat it out to some degree, fuck knows what you can do with a runny nose if you got a lid on and big foam pads, poke ya tongue out and catch it on the way down?

If I told my kids parents I was sick, they'd probably stop me training, my sick would be in the head though, not like yaself.
yeah.. gonna have to think about that..
no warm ups and then i'll just take it easy.. (yearright..)
Lots of Orange Juice, but not too much that you spend tomorrow with the squits like, dose up on paracetomol.  If I had a video of me doing a dance routine in just my fav pair of underpant, Id post it now to help you forget about ya Flu, but I havent, neither do I have a webcam at work.

You watch all the hands pop up now

'27 I got Flue mate'

'Yeah and me'

'Me too'

and so on
2010-03-24 04:30:23
Gooners
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and me
2010-03-24 04:31:05
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Thats a better idea, miss the warm ups.  When I was a lad I used to think 'Ahhhh I have flue lets go running with a bin bag on to sweat it out' - Bollocks you chuck the bacteria around ya system and it can kill you.

The kit will sweat it out to some degree, fuck knows what you can do with a runny nose if you got a lid on and big foam pads, poke ya tongue out and catch it on the way down?

If I told my kids parents I was sick, they'd probably stop me training, my sick would be in the head though, not like yaself.
yeah.. gonna have to think about that..
no warm ups and then i'll just take it easy.. (yearright..)
Lots of Orange Juice, but not too much that you spend tomorrow with the squits like, dose up on paracetomol.  If I had a video of me doing a dance routine in just my fav pair of underpant, Id post it now to help you forget about ya Flu, but I havent, neither do I have a webcam at work.

You watch all the hands pop up now

'27 I got Flue mate'

'Yeah and me'

'Me too'

and so on
lmfao

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..

Last edited by Eifa (2010-03-24 04:32:27)

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:32:14
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


yeah.. gonna have to think about that..
no warm ups and then i'll just take it easy.. (yearright..)
Lots of Orange Juice, but not too much that you spend tomorrow with the squits like, dose up on paracetomol.  If I had a video of me doing a dance routine in just my fav pair of underpant, Id post it now to help you forget about ya Flu, but I havent, neither do I have a webcam at work.

You watch all the hands pop up now

'27 I got Flue mate'

'Yeah and me'

'Me too'

and so on
lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
2010-03-24 04:33:13
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Lots of Orange Juice, but not too much that you spend tomorrow with the squits like, dose up on paracetomol.  If I had a video of me doing a dance routine in just my fav pair of underpant, Id post it now to help you forget about ya Flu, but I havent, neither do I have a webcam at work.

You watch all the hands pop up now

'27 I got Flue mate'

'Yeah and me'

'Me too'

and so on
lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
oh wow, that's something i'd like to see.
might be a bit hard when the distance between me and you is about 2500km.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-03-24 04:33:28
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gooners wrote:

and me
I knew you'd be involved somewhere Gooners, you'd be jumping the heighest of the lot with ya hand in the air, infact both arms.

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