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help guiz, i wanna apply for this job with guiness but i cant edit the application form, its read only on open office

http://www.guinnesspartnership.com/work … AHO301.htm


helplz

jord wrote:

help guiz, i wanna apply for this job with guiness but i cant edit the application form, its read only on open office

http://www.guinnesspartnership.com/work … AHO301.htm


helplz

i just downloaded the application to help so i could copy pasta.  shows what i know

but jord doesn't have a printer

eleven bravo wrote:

jord wrote:

help guiz, i wanna apply for this job with guiness but i cant edit the application form, its read only on open office

http://www.guinnesspartnership.com/work … AHO301.htm


helplz

i just downloaded the application to help so i could copy pasta.  shows what i know

It says "Attractive benefits". What dat mean? Good looking hoes instead of harlem crack hoes?

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

1927 wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

good morning lovely peoples http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-conte … /Grace.jpg

Yeah id push her if she was my 14 year old Daughter aswell.  Joke of course, some of you may know my Step Daughter got preggers at 15 - I stuck by her, her baby and the Dad are all doing well.

lol

1927  - the role model

Too right Kimmmm I might come across a right loon at times but I was brought up on Manners and Morals.

The girl had a bf and I couldnt stop him sleeping over, her Mum would just over rule me, the girl was about to pick any UNI she wanted, and bang (I wasnt suprised).  I told them once they make their mind up I will back them either way but until 20 weeks or w/e it is Im staying placid and not offering any congrats.

Her Mum told her to have the baby then dumped me 3 months before it was due as she wanted her single life back and resented having her kids at 16/17 ??? Fucking work that out.

My new gf told me, 'turn ya back on the baby or you have nothing to do with me as I dont want to be with a Grandad'.  What a cunt, I did unall.  The girls natural Father came back on the scene (Im chuffed about that) and I call round to see the girl and the baby often.  I brought her up for 10 years and will never turn my back on her as her Dad did.  He rang up boxing day 00 and said 'Im not paying for my kids anymore, Matthew can (me)' - They lost out not me or Mollie.  I dont have that much money but what I did have they had.

Morpheus wrote:

jord wrote:

help guiz, i wanna apply for this job with guiness but i cant edit the application form, its read only on open office

http://www.guinnesspartnership.com/work … AHO301.htm


helplz

SAVE AS.



GEEZE.

Even though its 'read' only?

tuckergustav wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

I feel like buying a box of expensive cigars, a humidor and a cigar cutter

Do it...the hubby and I enjoy a nice cigar every now and then.

yeah yeah, Monica Lewinsky...haha

Ive tried and tried but they just taste like shit to me, they make my mouth do a funny awkward shape like 'The Jokers'.  I dont get the inhale but dont inhale bit, I cant smoke like that and end up coughing my guts up and pulling a whitey - puh, and to think Im a toker??

Morpheus wrote:

1927 wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

SAVE AS.



GEEZE.

Even though its 'read' only?

Just tried it on this computer, seems read only is an issue on here, but THE EDIT BUTTON WORKS, JUST CLICK EDIT A COPY

I sent a covering letter and they replied by saying they'd send me a pack out, which was very accommodating. No I have this dialogue open I stand a better chance of the position. INNIT MAYT

jord wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

1927 wrote:

Even though its 'read' only?

Just tried it on this computer, seems read only is an issue on here, but THE EDIT BUTTON WORKS, JUST CLICK EDIT A COPY

I sent a covering letter and they replied by saying they'd send me a pack out, which was very accommodating. No I have this dialogue open I stand a better chance of the position. INNIT MAYT

innit bra, they are sending shit out to you, safe as fuck laaa

see my edit

1927 wrote:

jord wrote:

i was like yeah im already doing that so av relevent experiance mate and they were like lets hire this guy he applied the day we posted the vacency and hes already doing the same job we shud totally hire him and get him a hot gf and a house

Well like I have shown in the car/stickers thread, remember ya mates !!  I dont like Guiness but I'l laccept any t-shirts, ashtrays or pint glasses you can get ya hands on.

Preferably full pint glasses, plz.

Morpheus wrote:

1927 wrote:

jord wrote:

i was like yeah im already doing that so av relevent experiance mate and they were like lets hire this guy he applied the day we posted the vacency and hes already doing the same job we shud totally hire him and get him a hot gf and a house

Well like I have shown in the car/stickers thread, remember ya mates !!  I dont like Guiness but I'l laccept any t-shirts, ashtrays or pint glasses you can get ya hands on.

Preferably full pint glasses, plz.

I'll karma you when I have some for your efforts, good skills.  I wouldnt of been able to open it its a fricking .doc

I used to go to the Hookah Lounge quite often.  Grape flavored tobacco ftw!!