BF2S Forums Steak and a Blowjob day 2010

<--- no lady friend willing to suck my dick.
As for the steak, I'll ask my mom to cook me one .
inb4...yeah. Mom jokes

Mitch, I'm not going to say get a new gf, because I don't know your history together. But usually when a relationship is 99% friendship and 1% sex, you might want to consider looking elsewhere. I've been in relationships where I wanted sex, she didn't. Another where she wanted sex, but I didn't. It's lopsided and will never work in the long run. Just think about it. Sounds like you like her but want more. If she's unwuilling to give it, then it's time to bail.

Downy: "she didn't. Another where she wanted sex, but I didn't."

and here I was thinking you would fuck even a firefly, whats the deal bro?

with women you should keep a calender like:

"no go week"
"she takes you naked under the shower week" mostly one week after "no go week" (depends on the model)
"50/50 days"

you might gamble with the 50/50 days, but don't loose your wiener gents!

King_County_Downy wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Downy: "she didn't. Another where she wanted sex, but I didn't."

and here I was thinking you would fuck even a firefly, whats the deal bro?

with women you should keep a calender like:

"no go week"
"she takes you naked under the shower week" mostly one week after "no go week" (depends on the model)
"50/50 days"

you might gamble with the 50/50 days, but don't loose your wiener gents!

Well, I loved her and all that, just lost the attraction to her sexually. Her ass looked like chewed bubblegum tbh.

Don't get me wrong, I still hit that shit often, just didn't really want to.

got it

must have been some freaky nights man rawr

D.A.D. power

King_County_Downy wrote:

The hardest part about screwing women is getting them to properly wash their ass before sex. The second you flip them around to do some doggy, you catch that whiff of poo and it's all downhill from there. I no longer want to sex them. But like I was sying, yeah, how do you hint to them without them taking offense? I usually try to get them to shower with me first and I wash it for them.

TMI?

Never tmi,
thats an awefull situtation and if you straight up say "hey was your ass" shes never gunna let you see her ass again.

i never let my area even have a chance to be nasty. i have a 3 step cleaning system for ultimate satistfaction.

since were TMI'ing, it goes like this

Dial antibacterial soap (bacteria causes smell)
Dial for mens good smelling soap with those microbeads (think of little bits of sand that scrape away dirt while leaving a fresh scent)
Then, to top it off Old Spice body wash.

Then i blow dry it fresh.


never tmi

inb4 thats the only blowing you get cause she does suck accasionally like she will tonight cause she owes me for saving her ass and taking her to class when she missed the bus and i made her say she'd give me one

Last edited by Mitch (2010-03-11 12:53:10)

Mitch wrote:

1927 wrote:

BJ's bore the fuck out of me, serious though

What is this i dont even.

No really, let me reiterate;

http://i43.tinypic.com/2emk1sg.jpg

lol good one mate, you make that up yourself?

technically, she wasn't a stripper at the time.

1927 wrote:

I get bored if Im lying there and some bird is sucking me off.  Im ok for a few mins but then Im like 'ohh fuck this for a laugh' and its a tough one to call, if she thinks she's doing it wrong you'll never get another one again 'cos of her nerves.

Same with fucking a girl up the bum, wtf's all that about.  Its an exit not an entrance, smells, leaves a funny smell on your piece, can be too tight, get it out of your system while ya young lads. ummm and lasses

The problem is you mate, lying there like a dead fish.


Thrash her with it, slap it on her lips and face. She'll love it. Treat her mouth as if its a vagina.

The guys with birds who like oral are lucky bastards.

Why would you post this when you don't even apply to this particular event?

It was as if you were calling out on us to make fun of your screwed up relationship (which it is, btw...).

ATG wrote:

1927 wrote:

I get bored if Im lying there and some bird is sucking me off.  Im ok for a few mins but then Im like 'ohh fuck this for a laugh' and its a tough one to call, if she thinks she's doing it wrong you'll never get another one again 'cos of her nerves.

Same with fucking a girl up the bum, wtf's all that about.  Its an exit not an entrance, smells, leaves a funny smell on your piece, can be too tight, get it out of your system while ya young lads. ummm and lasses

The problem is you mate, lying there like a dead fish.


Thrash her with it, slap it on her lips and face. She'll love it. Treat her mouth as if its a vagina.

The guys with birds who like oral are lucky bastards.

Id rather stick in her fanny, bj or a shag I take a shag everytime.  Dont dislike it by any means, your dead right though about the girls liking/disliking.  You find one and thats a + on the 'keep' side.

I'm away at school so no bj for me and i have a feeling i won't be getting a steak either

Mitch wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

Mitch wrote:

How in the fuck was that acheived?

Pretending that I didn't like them, going down on her many any times, eventually she really wanted to return the favor. Now I can just whip it out and she dives for it. Reverse psycology ftw. (Also, tell her it's the best you've ever had, everytime she does it. Stroke her ego while she strokes you)

But my girl doesnt like being "gone down on". she shows very little interest in anything sexual. If i never mentioned anything sexual (impossible lol) she would never either.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

I'm sorry, but that's complete bullshit. She clearly doesn't like you. Are you still with Jenni, Fin?

EDIT: That, or for some reason she's trying not to have sex. But she's lying if she says she doesn't like it.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2010-03-11 15:37:08)