'bow?? Ohh nice can I have a dash of black in mine please mate, chavvy I know, but I dont wanna let the side downUzique wrote:
hahahaha1927 wrote:
He's turned up
Its the Gentleman Uzi
Hard working Grafter
and deffo no Fluzey
This man got the skill
he knows huge words
I try and keep up
but just spit out turds
Well dressed n good looking
This boys got it all
trips over tramps like me
just lying on the floor
Love him or hate him
You could call him Marmite
dont try arguing with him
you struggle alright
But serious now
his words make me spew
When I die and reach heaven
I tell em I WAS IN UZI'S CREW
XX
'27 you have a mastery of the rhyming couplet not seen since the days of alexander pope
/bow to you
I spit hot fiyah!
Yipee ki ya Mother Fucker
Time to go
Days fucking flown by
Certanly not slow
Work finished nearly 4 hours ago
But Im still yur rapping like a ho
Got a problem with that?
Nah I didnt think so
I'll be back 2moro
We'll have another laugh
Im hooking up a webcam
Into Eif's Bath
But shhhhh dont say nuffin
Dont give it away
Our lil secret
Every Friday
So what of today
Do any golfing
STFU said Bernie
and vote for my Dolphin
Camm post a vid
A car caught on fire
silly driver stayed low
His crew told him higher
Another lad piped up
He's well into History
He's a nice guy
Coulda ripped piss outtame
Mek helped me out
Who played for man you
Pallister it was
Ah yeah, cheers Thank you
Talking of which
Thanks for the karma
Now you lot behave
No night time drama
Time to go
Days fucking flown by
Certanly not slow
Work finished nearly 4 hours ago
But Im still yur rapping like a ho
Got a problem with that?
Nah I didnt think so
I'll be back 2moro
We'll have another laugh
Im hooking up a webcam
Into Eif's Bath
But shhhhh dont say nuffin
Dont give it away
Our lil secret
Every Friday
So what of today
Do any golfing
STFU said Bernie
and vote for my Dolphin
Camm post a vid
A car caught on fire
silly driver stayed low
His crew told him higher
Another lad piped up
He's well into History
He's a nice guy
Coulda ripped piss outtame
Mek helped me out
Who played for man you
Pallister it was
Ah yeah, cheers Thank you
Talking of which
Thanks for the karma
Now you lot behave
No night time drama
I love you 1927.
someone give this guy his own section on bf2s
MC '27
1927fs.com
1927fs.com
HI Gooners' love you too
Thats silly, all of you know I love you. No serious, I do.
Cracking laugh today cheers fella's, girls and Tigers.
Thats silly, all of you know I love you. No serious, I do.
Cracking laugh today cheers fella's, girls and Tigers.
Ah you gotta be shitting with me
If you think you can be spitting with me
Cos everything is hard hitting with me
I'll teach you if you be sitting with me
All I can hear is the crowd scream
Like the king of BF2s, I reign supreme
Lyrics so smooth they flow like cream
You probably gathered by now I don't lack self esteem
What's occuring '27?
You n Eifa are a match made in heaven
I can see you getting hit by cupid's arrow
shit we need something to keep you on the straight and narrow
I start spitting quicker as the bass is beating,
Tear up tracks like millwall did to West Ham's seating
I go on like a pirate rapper,
Even since I was a little boy it was rhymes ahoy
Keep it sweet and sour like king prawns with soy
I'm like the japanese sushi cook
Spit rhymes so sharp they slice through your brain
I'm ending my rhyming couplet train
So I go out with one last hook
The earth just shook
I'm the human earthquake
My rhymes make the contenders shake
If you think you can be spitting with me
Cos everything is hard hitting with me
I'll teach you if you be sitting with me
All I can hear is the crowd scream
Like the king of BF2s, I reign supreme
Lyrics so smooth they flow like cream
You probably gathered by now I don't lack self esteem
What's occuring '27?
You n Eifa are a match made in heaven
I can see you getting hit by cupid's arrow
shit we need something to keep you on the straight and narrow
I start spitting quicker as the bass is beating,
Tear up tracks like millwall did to West Ham's seating
I go on like a pirate rapper,
Even since I was a little boy it was rhymes ahoy
Keep it sweet and sour like king prawns with soy
I'm like the japanese sushi cook
Spit rhymes so sharp they slice through your brain
I'm ending my rhyming couplet train
So I go out with one last hook
The earth just shook
I'm the human earthquake
My rhymes make the contenders shake
I've never been too great with rhyming, some of my mates are pretty damn good though (imo).
Here's one of their tracks:
Here's one of their tracks:
hehehe skills Bennisbennisboy wrote:
Ah you gotta be shitting with me
If you think you can be spitting with me
Cos everything is hard hitting with me
I'll teach you if you be sitting with me
All I can hear is the crowd scream
Like the king of BF2s, I reign supreme
Lyrics so smooth they flow like cream
You probably gathered by now I don't lack self esteem
What's occuring '27?
You n Eifa are a match made in heaven
I can see you getting hit by cupid's arrow
shit we need something to keep you on the straight and narrow
I start spitting quicker as the bass is beating,
Tear up tracks like millwall did to West Ham's seating
I go on like a pirate rapper,
Even since I was a little boy it was rhymes ahoy
Keep it sweet and sour like king prawns with soy
I'm like the japanese sushi cook
Spit rhymes so sharp they slice through your brain
I'm ending my rhyming couplet train
So I go out with one last hook
The earth just shook
I'm the human earthquake
My rhymes make the contenders shake
I'm... speechless
this thread best thread all time.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I was going to do a rap which mentioned you Ted and how you were fucked off the other day but thought best not as wasnt too sure how you were.
How are you?
How are you?
Yeah I might be my biggest critic but I think this would be fair.Mekstizzle wrote:
someone section this guy
still p.fucked off with the site, but stuff like this is proper awesome1927 wrote:
I was going to do a rap which mentioned you Ted and how you were fucked off the other day but thought best not as wasnt too sure how you were.
How are you?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Im sorry to hear that. When I got fucked off before I perhaps did the wrong thing; kept it to myself thought 'fuck this - I dont log on to watch this going on' and left.FatherTed wrote:
still p.fucked off with the site, but stuff like this is proper awesome1927 wrote:
I was going to do a rap which mentioned you Ted and how you were fucked off the other day but thought best not as wasnt too sure how you were.
How are you?
Please remember this next line if at any point you feel you have a decison to make:
I am one of many people Ted who values your input and respects you as a member. Your a popular fella around these parts, everytime we have a poll it tells us so. This place would be worse off without you and if I had it my way, you'd be posting more, your not here anywhere near enough for my liking. Im never going to always agree with what you say, thats lush though.
If you do have any doubts in your mind about being here, I hope I may of persuaded you to chuck them to the back of your mind.
I am sorry your not getting out of it what you should though and hope those clouds lift.
Glad you liked this thread, thats what bf2s is all about to me, nothing else really other than making others laugh and having others make me laugh. I cant help you with Techno stuff, shit at Algebra, just as bad at Geography and History, but I can help you cook or try and make you laugh but thats about it Im afraid.
i'm just making cheese and ham toasties. thats cooking. sort of.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Id fucking murder one right now, lil Cucumber on the side, Tomato Sauce to dip the corner in, I so wish I didnt read that.
Im gonna go do some work in the hope I can come back later put my feet up and do some 'wappin'
Im gonna go do some work in the hope I can come back later put my feet up and do some 'wappin'
do me a rap xxx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Thread of the year
<3 '27
<3 '27
I most certanly will, Im gonna pig out on two, yes two Chill con fucking Carneys from Somerfields, their own brand. Two for £2. DealFatherTed wrote:
do me a rap xxx
For some reason this thread reminds me of this.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
As promised Ted yurs my rap to you braaah
Pull up a chair, spark up ya cigar
You was born a success, under a star
'Looks at his looks' they said, 'bet he goes far'.
Ive seen those looks, he posted a pic
he was bent over some chap
some of us were sick
We know he aint homo, he's not a gay
thats why Id go out with Ted
Any fucking day
Imagine the fun, what a fucking giggle
Infact what a cracking guy
He's the fucking Shizzle
Im sad thats he's sad
He's fucked off with the site
'Shit Threads' he said
And he's gonna put it right
Some people laughed
'Fuck me you got a cheek'
Isnt it about time
We had a thread of the week
We could have a vote
Camm do a poll
Infact he called me 'sausage'
but not as in roll
Every Week we'd vote for Ted
Cos the shits n giggles
that'd come out of his thread
Those that didnt - ha, probably dead
So dont go Ted
Go on please stay
I love you fella
but I aint gay
I just picture this place
without you but with the rest
This was my rap to you Ted
Our very own George Best
xx
Pull up a chair, spark up ya cigar
You was born a success, under a star
'Looks at his looks' they said, 'bet he goes far'.
Ive seen those looks, he posted a pic
he was bent over some chap
some of us were sick
We know he aint homo, he's not a gay
thats why Id go out with Ted
Any fucking day
Imagine the fun, what a fucking giggle
Infact what a cracking guy
He's the fucking Shizzle
Im sad thats he's sad
He's fucked off with the site
'Shit Threads' he said
And he's gonna put it right
Some people laughed
'Fuck me you got a cheek'
Isnt it about time
We had a thread of the week
We could have a vote
Camm do a poll
Infact he called me 'sausage'
but not as in roll
Every Week we'd vote for Ted
Cos the shits n giggles
that'd come out of his thread
Those that didnt - ha, probably dead
So dont go Ted
Go on please stay
I love you fella
but I aint gay
I just picture this place
without you but with the rest
This was my rap to you Ted
Our very own George Best
xx
Say that in December and I swear to god I will post you a testube of '27's Jizz'. But its like Mid Feb and dont really count yet. Same for thread of the decade if you was thinking that unallKez wrote:
Thread of the year
<3 '27
This awesome!