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1927 wrote:

She makes the entrance
Look, here comes Eifa
Good at Tiger Woods
But shit at Fifa

Talking of Tiger
thats what I call her
Giz ya addy love
Im gonna stalk ya

Ah shit
ah fuck me no
Im thinking aloud
please dont go

Dont call the cops
Im harmless Im fun
but I have made a sticker
to go on ya bum

My and Funky will fit it
you get first go
but tell all ya mates
about Me and my Bro

You must be special
you get ya own rap
How do you put up with these fella's
Dishing out crap

You, Gusto, Laura and Kim
Coming to bf2s and doing ya thing
But you dont talk about nails and shoes
Just how ya pads fucked, and ya nasty bruise

So keep logging on
I made a word up called Miger
Had to do something
To end it in Tiger

awww, how cute ♥
still made me lol big time

Last edited by Eifa (2010-02-11 11:50:59)

Made me growl Tig's

27 goes harder than weezy baby.

mohafucka!!!!

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Made me growl Tig's

rawr ! ♥

Right backatcha baby but Im not hip and hop and down with it with a keyboard and cant do the symbols. ♥

No worries, I'll do it for you ♥

Last edited by Eifa (2010-02-11 11:54:38)

1927 wrote:

androoz wrote:

27 goes harder than weezy baby.

mohafucka!!!!

Is he a member here?

nah m8. talking about wayne.

New outfit with the gucci rag
Going to the airport with the louis bag
Haters like:
''Where the fuck you're going fag?''

No need to worry we got the swag
Eifa and Metal can laugh at the rhymes
but you know we gon' climb
Without making any crime

Andoura his name
Spitting his game
Ya'll know I ain't lame
Look what I became

27' the name
Spitting the game
The illest looking for fame
He gon' light up the flame

Licky spitty lickity on my dick
Swallow my words like a prick
We the best thats the trick

ghettoperson wrote:

I want a rape belt so I can be cool like Lil Wayne.

this one's better:



/want.

Last edited by Eifa (2010-02-11 12:04:39)

We had an MC thread which I dominated

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Uzique wrote:

'27 is the glamorgan eminem

fucking love it

Ahh Yes yur he is, dont you go anywhere for 5 mins mate

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

I want a rape belt so I can be cool like Lil Wayne.

BAPE.  Bathing Ape.

I used to carry a journal around and write down rhymes and stuff, and I also have a little hand-held recorder that I use to record some stuff, but most of it is shit.  Every once in a while something comes out worth keeping. 

There's a huge difference between writing nursery rhymes like this:

I found this poem at the end of the internet
While searching for porn and lulz
After only 15 minutes I was set
to retire and smoke some bowls
I often peruse with one hand in my pants
In case I happen upon some nudies
oh my god So You Think You Can Dance,
has produced some nice shots of boobies
So I sit in my room excited and lit
Hoping my parents don't catch me
I yearn for that glimpse of celebrity tit.
Time to queue up TMZ
Such is life for a teenager in two thousand and nine
This series of tubes consumes all of my time.

And writing something with substance.  I could fire off 10 line 'verses' all day, doesn't mean they are any good.

sweet rhymes but porn will corrupt your mind. (that kinda rhymes but i was being serious)

1927 wrote:

He's turned up
Its the Gentleman Uzi
Hard working Grafter
and deffo no Fluzey

This man got the skill
he knows huge words
I try and keep up
but just spit out turds

Well dressed n good looking
This boys got it all
trips over tramps like me
just lying on the floor

Love him or hate him
You could call him Marmite
dont try arguing with him
you struggle alright

But serious now
his words make me spew
When I die and reach heaven
I tell em I WAS IN UZI'S CREW

XX

hahahaha

'27 you have a mastery of the rhyming couplet not seen since the days of alexander pope

/bow to you