Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
Hip Hop fans?

I'm just curious to know if someone out here like to spit on random shit, or just write down lines or wtv...

I frequently ''spit'' lines (at work, in the shower, etc.) and try to make it work lol

If yes, write down here what you wrote mohafucka'


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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6928|Great Brown North
i'm confused
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6514|California
dont hate the playa
hate the game son
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I knows the score


Ladies welcome, leave ya fellas
at the door

Come and step to me,
give ya best to me,
Im going to make ya fanny do a lil sex wee

Its 27 from Wales
I tip the scales
I'll have all ya bitches
leaving snail trails



Hows that ol chap?
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
I ain't driving a buggati
Only polos on my body
Spittin' this shit like nobody
See I'm the best in this county
Bitch I'm on some chronic,
Hypnotic,
Got tattoos on my body
Bad boy like diddy
Quebec that's my city
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im a white boy rapper
I bring the comedy element
I was gifted by allah
Im hung like an elephant

These word are true
Tells my life story
I always vote labour
and never a tory

Im a lyrical rapist
Im a shadow your the walker
Shout out to my dawgs; bf2s
and Mr Skywalker

Im getting bored now - That isnt part of my poem btw
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6798

I love you '27.
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
One, two, three to the FO' i'm chilling in the hood watchin' the 5-0

Yo this shit is too easy
And no I'm not weezy
I don't have grillz
But I got rimz
My girl is white
This flow is too tight
We play hockey when theirs snow white
Pick me up and you'll win this fight
I'm tryin' to be polite
So don't force me to fuck up your life
I'm swag surfin' all night
Bitches in my dick till' the shit turn white
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I smoke da erb
I like to get mellow
I love knocking one out
To Lionel Richies - Hello
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6305|Vancouver | Canada
My friend randomly starts freestyling occasionally...pretty funny stuff too.

I'll never understand how he can come up with that shit so quick.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ghetto for you, you get no sex
Chin up fella, ya having a laugh
Wind ya neck in Bra, whadda you?
A fricking Giraffe.

I show you respect
Id give you one back
But Im all out of Karma
so suck my crack

It might seem like Im hating
On 24 hours Im waiting
So I can Karma my homie
and then go skating
It aint open to argue
in fact NO DEBATING
come on fellas, were all on the same side
Lets have the whole group
MASTERBATING

So this is my Rhyme Ghetto
Its from Me to YOU
Thanks for my karma
you'll get one too
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
* You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Andoura wrote:

* You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.
Same yur mate so I sung to him.

I'll check my karma now
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6279|Carnoustie MASSIF
27 that is fucking legendary. Man I can't see for tears of laughter
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
Would of karma'd you again for this!

1927 wrote:

Ghetto for you, you get no sex
Chin up fella, ya having a laugh
Wind ya neck in Bra, whadda you?
A fricking Giraffe.

I show you respect
Id give you one back
But Im all out of Karma
so suck my crack

It might seem like Im hating
On 24 hours Im waiting
So I can Karma my homie
and then go skating
It aint open to argue
in fact NO DEBATING
come on fellas, were all on the same side
Lets have the whole group
MASTERBATING

So this is my Rhyme Ghetto
Its from Me to YOU
Thanks for my karma
you'll get one too
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
It was Andoura's thread
Fuck me, he started it
Like Moses to water
The East coast West coast
Me and And parted it
Right down the middle
like a golfer would wank over
Im going out tonight
Im my nans knitted pullover

Me and Andoura
Partners in crime
He does beat boxing
I try and rhyme
Weddings and Disco's yeah
we do them all
we ya boys, so give us a call.



get ya phone ready mate - I got a feeling we might be busy this year
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6474|England
You do make me lol '27.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6727|Columbus, OH
I'm feelin' it '27







literally....I am feeling it
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6686|Long Island, New York
i swallow
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yes Jak- Im the future of the South Wales Hip Hop, Drum and Bass, Garage, shed, and Bhangra scence now.  Fuck me Im one busy boy, thank god I got Andoura to help take the strain, he look after the scene on that side of the pond and I'll look after Barry Island n that.

hey Lou, have on for me mate, but like no thinking of me while ya feeling it fella
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6787|Montreal, Qc, Canada
No record deal, still waiting in line
Me and 27' are like a turbine
Spittin' on a gaming website
Ya'll know we are right

They say we be living too fast
But we don't wanna stop
Time is tickin' on the clock
Don't say we livin' in the past

We gon' keep it real
Till' we get this fkin deal
You know were unreal
And we gon' make it CLEAR!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
To fucking right lets knock on his door
Simon Cowell ya cunt,
Oh fuck, he's dead on the floor

Whats that hanging out his ass
Was that a crack whore?
Sniffy Sniffy on his desk
Thats his final score

Shit man,
what do we do
I dont know any producers
But what about you?

What about that clolured guy
You know, that famous ol yank
He's great at producing
But his singing is wank

Timerlands his name
Producing's his game
He'll make us rich
He'll give us the fame

He's worked with Timberlake
Jay z and Furtardo
Theres no place on this planet
That Me and You cant go


So Make a parade,
its time for inspection
Who's first Ladies
On this 5" erection

What you fucking laughing for
This bitch thinks she's clever
I know ya Surgeon love
You used to be Trevor

So dont fucking laugh
cos Im wrinkley and old
My cocks gone 'fuck this
its too fucking cold'
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6020|00770
lmfao @ '27
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6421
LMFAO
Thread of the month.
more like, user of the decade
lulz
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6822|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
She makes the entrance
Look, here comes Eifa
Good at Tiger Woods
But shit at Fifa

Talking of Tiger
thats what I call her
Giz ya addy love
Im gonna stalk ya

Ah shit
ah fuck me no
Im thinking aloud
please dont go

Dont call the cops
Im harmless Im fun
but I have made a sticker
to go on ya bum

My and Funky will fit it
you get first go
but tell all ya mates
about Me and my Bro

You must be special
you get ya own rap
How do you put up with these fella's
Dishing out crap

You, Gusto, Laura and Kim
Coming to bf2s and doing ya thing
But you dont talk about nails and shoes
Just how ya pads fucked, and ya nasty bruise

So keep logging on
I made a word up called Miger
Had to do something
To end it in Tiger

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